November 2011
★ dry your wings in the sun: h50 ~opinions →
leupagus:
strictlybecca:
omg danny was such a dick this episode
i mean it was funny
but omg such a dick
he’s lucky i love him so much
also that i feel sorry because his life perpetually sucks
now can everyone who’s been dying to see grace settle the fuck down
we’ve finally seen the adorable teilor grubbs so calm yo butts
steve is legit the best troll
the trolliest troll
the most...
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not language but a map: ON THE OTHER HAND, i... →
ifitgivesyoujoy:
gyzym:
ON THE OTHER HAND, i helped my father pass out halloween candy tonight
because on halloween he likes to gather whoever in the family is available and pour everyone drinks and light a cigar and take speakers out onto the front porch and blast the grateful dead while mocking teenagers and adults…
That little kid is my hero.
HE WAS SO LITTLE OH MY GOD, and he was...
ON THE OTHER HAND, i helped my father pass out halloween candy tonight
because on halloween he likes to gather whoever in the family is available and pour everyone drinks and light a cigar and take speakers out onto the front porch and blast the grateful dead while mocking teenagers and adults who come by and letting the kids take more candy than is strictly advisable
he calls it grown up...
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internet, be advised: i have a migraine that i intend to treat with the, uh, methods i normally use to treat my migraines, and as such there could be some stoned nonsense rambling this evening. which is not to say that there isn’t always nonsense rambling, there is forever nonsense rambling, this is really just a blog full of nonsense rambling interspersed with occasional moments of clarity...
October 2011
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oh well this is some word vomit
putting this behind a cut because it’s drunk-on-exhaustion rambling about character development/original fic; these are the things i think about in the middle of the night.
because, okay, characters are people, they have to be people, not just outlines of them, if they’re going to feel real. so they have to have histories, right, and that’s kind of the beauty of fanfiction,...
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mynameisnotwillgrayson replied to your post: oh god apparently i’m not done (sorry dudes this…
wow, that was kind of terrifying?
HAD YOU NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE, oh, god, it’s like the crown jewel of ridiculous shit from the seventies
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policethatmustache replied to your post: oh god apparently i’m not done (sorry dudes this…
ahahahaha. i bet natasha would strategically crush steve’s dreams by informing him about the contemporary evils of corporations such as coca-cola.
SHE WOULD
but even once steve doesn’t really want to buy the world a coke anymore he just can’t stop humming the song
and tony is like...
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oh god apparently i’m not done (sorry dudes this is the kind of crazy spam that i’ll probably be embarrassed about in the morning but i drank A LOT OF COFFEE TODAY AND IT DIDN’T REALLY HIT ME UNTIL I GAVE IN AND HAD SOME WATER)
i think—not sure but i think?—that i am too out of words to tell y’all a bedtime story tonight
but if i was going to
it would...
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to (hopefully) conclude tonight’s spam of nonsense
THERE SHE WAS
LIKE DOUBLE CHERRY PIE
THERE SHE WAS
LIKE DISCO SUPER FLY
~I SMELL SEX AND CANDY HERE~
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ironfries asked: /THROWS THINGS AT
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URGENT ADVICE:
if you are cleaning your kitchen and listening to sappy ridiculous nineties music
and also checking tumblr
and you happen to see something related to the civil war
and you were meant for me comes up on your playlist
TURN IT OFF WITH GREAT HASTE
IT WILL BUM YOUR SHIT RIGHT OUT
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redhead-monster replied to your post: chayya replied to your post: oh god, cleaning my…
Pst, it’s I’m ALL OUT OF faith.
….WELP BEEN SINGING THAT WRONG SINCE THE 90s
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Anonymous asked: is the line "I still think the g-force from that probably turned your brain into scrambled eggs" from your sequel fic an inception (specifically eames) reference? *g*
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chayya replied to your post: oh god, cleaning my kitchen at 12:12 am singing…
can i be you when i grow up?
I’M A LOT OF FAITH
THIS IS HOW I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
god if this is grown up then i am worried about what the rest of my life is gonna look like
oh god, cleaning my kitchen at 12:12 am singing natalie imbruglia at the top of my lungs and scaring my dog
is this how you adult
dear self:
HUMAN BEINGS NEED WATER TO LIVE, NOT COFFEE, NOT ICED TEA, NOT NICOTINE, WATER, PLEASE TRY TO REMEMBER THAT MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK
love, your dehydration headache
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Avengers Fic - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up... →
So, uh, I accidentally a sequel to Ready, Fire, Aim? No, I don’t really have anything to say for myself.
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shuggie1211:
WWII Friendship pile. I forgot about Bucky last time. idk I’m sorry for this.
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Anonymous asked: Jizzy, who is that Howard-grabbing-Peggy-to-ask-about-Bucky comic by, the one on the right side of your posts????
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story time story time
[a MASSIVELY ridiculous bedtime story for ironfries—who wanted something mundane and domestic—because her superhusbands tag is my happy place <3]
so uh, ONCE UPON A TIME TONY AND STEVE GET IN A FIGHT IN A GROCERY STORE:
which, okay, let’s start with the grocery store, because tony stark? tony stark is so not someone who should be in a grocery store, shopping for...
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oh-you-better-run:
i’ve been in your body and it was a carnival ride, steve rogers/bucky barnes, 11,000 words, NC-17, for tokidokifish, who wanted steve rogers with a tattoo, and I thought, “how unlikely, how can i reconcile that… oh shit, where did all these words come from?”
and also for gyzym, the way everything is for gyzym, who keeps trying to convince me that i can write porn, and i still...
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Ready, Fire, Aim [Steve/Tony, NC-17] on Ao3! →
So, yes, here is this, sorry, I should prooooobably have done it sooner.
But! I was kind of waiting because neo_star0114 over on LJ did this SERIOUSLY AMAZING PODFIC OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT’S SO AMAZING AUGH, and I thought I’d hold off until the permanent audiofic link went up. Butttt, since she said I could feel free to direct you guys to the mediafire link for now (WHICH, GUYS, I...
SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS!
bowtiesandbadgers:
gyzym:
chayya:
BOOTS WITH THE FUR! THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN’ AT HER!
SHE HIT THE FLO’! NEXT THING YOU KNOW! SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW!
WELCOME TO MY LIFE
PULL UP A CHAIR
MAYBE BUY SOME EARPLUGS
Yep, pretty much had that song in my head the ENTIRE TIME I was reading that fic. Steve just really liked the song and he really wanted to hear Tony...
SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS!
chayya:
BOOTS WITH THE FUR! THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN’ AT HER!
SHE HIT THE FLO’! NEXT THING YOU KNOW! SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW!
WELCOME TO MY LIFE
PULL UP A CHAIR
MAYBE BUY SOME EARPLUGS
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Apple Bottom Jeans (And Other Love Songs)... →
Last night’s ridiculous midnight fanfic, plus capital letters, grammar, and a few edits. <3
awwwww crap, i have to TITLE this thing, i did not think about that sfhdsfkj
FUCKING WORK PC I CAN’T DO ANYTHING AUGH, lazulisong, please do me a favor and pretend this is a reply to your reply:
yes, sure, I can put Ready, Fire, Aim up too! I’ve been meaning to update my ao3 for awhile, actually, but I keep forgetting I have it (and then I couldn’t figure out how to do the coding for Brewksi so I figured I’d wait til it was done). But yeah,...
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…oh my god so i woke up this morning like, “hmm, i have the vague memory of writing something on tumblr last night, i should probably go look at it,” and IT’S A 2,000 WORD FIC WITHOUT CAPITAL LETTERS OR GRAMMAR JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. i did not mean to write that djsfhdskf, and if i’d realized that was what it was i’d have put it up on my LJ for archival...
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it's tumblr fic time, y'all
oh, god, so this is less a bedtime story and more a fic written with no capital letters! my bad; sometimes things just happen. [eta: if you want to read it plus capital letters, and also, uh, cleaned up and edited in the light of day, it’s up on Ao3 as Apple Bottom Jeans (And Other Love Songs) :D]
so, with that in mind, here’s how steve rogers (kinda) learns to dance.
steve ends up...
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hmmm. kind of in the mood to tell another nonsensical bedtime story; unsure what bedtime story to tell. i shall think on it whilst i have a cig and get back to you.
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GOD, YES, HELLO EASY TO READ NEW TUMBLR THEME, NEVER LEAVE ME
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THINGS I NEED IMMEDIATELY: A NEW LAYOUT
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on this week's episode of the tony stark feelings...
So! I got this ask, but my answer ended up becoming An Essay, and you can’t use cuts in asks, and I can’t screenshot because I am at work and this computer is a PC and I can’t handle it blows for entirely objective reasons and certainly not because I’ve become utterly Mac dependent! THUS, we shall do it this way:
ANON ASKED:
a friend of mine says she can’t get...
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redhead-monster replied to your chat: oh my god, dad [warning for, uh, a fairly distasteful joke on a number of levels]
That is EXACTLY SOMETHING MY DAD WOULD DO. Oh my god is there a Jewish Dads association, does he also make the worst puns in the universe.
Actually I am totally the Pun Master of my family, having picked up the mantle from my great uncle Lester, who died before I was born,...
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eatingcroutons asked: I think it says something about how desensitised I've become to my own father's terribly inappropriate jokes when the thing that bothers me most here is that 1+2+3+95 doesn't equal 100. Still, I can absolutely empathise with your discomfort. My dad makes jokes about my sex life. In front of my friends.
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oscar—mike replied to your post: one time my mom was ranting to my father because i was reading cosmo and one of the headlines was “25 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN!” and she was like “RAH RAH RAH DO YOU THINK YOUR 17 YR OLD DAUGHTER SHOULD BE READING THAT RAH RAH RAH” and then my dad glanced at the cover, looked at me, went back to his sodoku and muttered “you should read it too” to my mother. ...
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bowtiesandbadgers replied to your chat: oh my god, dad [warning for, uh, a fairly distasteful joke on a number of levels]
But why would you even use the word blowjob in a conversation with your daughter?
THIS IS A QUESTION FOR THE AGES
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pammybuchanny asked: one time my mom was ranting to my father because i was reading cosmo and one of the headlines was "25 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN!" and she was like "RAH RAH RAH DO YOU THINK YOUR 17 YR OLD DAUGHTER SHOULD BE READING THAT RAH RAH RAH" and then my dad glanced at the cover, looked at me, went back to his sodoku and muttered "you should read it too" to my mother.
