November 2011
Kurt takes Government!
kurtsturbation: Title of text book: Government Alive! Power, Politics, and You Random Ohio fact, remembered from, uh, going to high school in Ohio—everyone has to take at least a semester of government their senior year to graduate. State curriculum requirement :D 
Nov 30th
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oh, oh, and an addendum: if i see one more fucking show play out the idea that “being a bitch” is something that needs to be “cured” like i’m looking at a cigarette ad in 1951 instead of a scripted mainstream media platform in 2011, i am going to climb right up out of this yellow wallpaper and PUNCH SOME PEOPLE IN THEIR FACES 
Nov 30th
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right, sigh, so this is the glee post.
okay, probs the last i’ll say about this as i by and large really do watch this show for the music, and i really am not all that invested in the lives of any of the characters, but, just. just, no, this is not how you handle a storyline about a teenage girl being outed as a lesbian in small-town ohio, it’s just not, it’s just SO NOT. so, here’s a list of everything ETA: NO...
Nov 30th
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tonysboner: i have this amazing power where i can turn any fic i touch into a crack fic without even trying #this was supposed to be fluffy but there are giant mutant cows so idk what i was thinking when fluffy seemed like an adequate genre but it’s MARVEL, have we been looking at different source material, giant mutant cows are totally more legit than half the shit that goes down on a...
Nov 30th
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X-Men: First Class Sequel Announced →
Charles: Erik! Children! They’re making another movie about us! Erik: Oh, damn. Does this mean we have to pretend to be divorced again?  Charles: Only for the filming, love.  Scott: Hey, maybe I’ll get to be in this one! Alex: Wait, aren’t you supposed to be older than me?  Darwin: IF I’M STILL DEAD THERE IS GOING TO BE A SERIOUS FUCKING SITUATION AND NO ONE IS GONNA...
Nov 30th
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arineat asked: "it’s centered around a religious event i have never believed in" So, I totally get your feelings and respect them. I'm not religious at ALL. I was raised with Christmas, so that's what I do. For me it means presents and a tree with pretty fairy lights on it and family and food. But I wanted to quote that bit because, actually, this celebration was totally hijacked by the...
Nov 30th
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not language but a map: fighting the urge to make... →
stella-muse: gyzym: wooooow okay, as i have now seen three tumblr posts that made me :/ and had two real life interactions that made me :/ and it is NOT EVEN THE FIRST OF DECEMBER, just gonna go ahead and make a quick blanket statement: i’m jewish; i don’t celebrate christmas! that doesn’t mean i don’t sometimes… Totally get what you’re saying about Christmas, but the main thing I took away...
Nov 30th
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fighting the urge to make a dickens joke
wooooow okay, as i have now seen three tumblr posts that made me :/ and had two real life interactions that made me :/ and it is NOT EVEN THE FIRST OF DECEMBER, just gonna go ahead and make a quick blanket statement:  i’m jewish; i don’t celebrate christmas! that doesn’t mean i don’t sometimes listen to christmas music (dudes, check out “12 days” by straight no...
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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what to remember when someone comes out to you: a...
i…afhdsklf. so, i have to put aside for a second the fact that i just watched a show that literally bungled a lesbian storyline so badly i cannot fathom it, because! i was going to make a post about that (and may still), and i went looking, in research, for a few links to articles that discussed the CORRECT things to do when a friend or family member comes out to you. i thought, perhaps...
Nov 30th
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this is not motherfucking katy perry no it isn’t i refuse to fucking—this is not this song, i am FUCKING HALLUCINATING, RIGHT?
Nov 30th
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hfsdfh and now i get DOLLY PARTON you guys i apologize for liveblogging my watching of glee at 12:45 in the morning but i DON’T KNOW WHY MY FEELINGS ARE DOING
Nov 30th
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literally watching the songs with window minimized so i can enjoy the music without the rage WHAT THE HELL 
Nov 30th
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sleepinnude replied to your post: ….oh jesus christ EVERYTHING OVERWHELMED WITH PUCK… UGH I KNOW. oh my god there are many, many things i cannot forgive this show but I CANNOT ARGUE WITH A MARK SAILING COVER OF “I’M THE ONLY ONE” WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THAT WORK AND CAN I HAVE SOME MORE
Nov 30th
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….oh jesus christ EVERYTHING OVERWHELMED WITH PUCK SINGING MELISSA ETHERIDGE FEELINGS FHJGFHDLKSFGHDHFDFJS
Nov 30th
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dfgsdhjfg rage feelings warring with klaine feelings WHAT DO
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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filed under: feverish hilarity; why i love...
gyzym: you know the teacher in never been kissed that michael vartan plays gyzym: is named coulson postcard: oh dear postcard: i feel terrible things coming on gyzym: he’s agent coulson’s romantic teacher younger brother! gyzym: he is the black sheep of the family gyzym: everyone else is all badassery and sunglasses gyzym: and then there’s THIS GUY gyzym: making out with...
Nov 28th
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sour-idealist replied to your post: This is totally random, but if you don’t mind my asking, have you decided to officially not use your LJ masterlist anymore, or just not gotten around to updating it in a while, as one does? what’s to apologize for? sorry, didn’t mean to be a jerk about it :( no no oh no you werent!! i am just all….flu….typing is hardddd
Nov 28th
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sour-idealist asked: This is totally random, but if you don't mind my asking, have you decided to officially not use your LJ masterlist anymore, or just not gotten around to updating it in a while, as one does?
Nov 28th
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check that; legally blonde tragically unfindable never been kissed it issss
Nov 28th
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ugh tumblr i have the flu whyyyyyyyyyyy etc gonna watch legally blonde and judge myself for it a little
Nov 28th
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JARFISH
sheafrotherdon: gyzym: sheafrotherdon: I know the one time I went over to the mansion (delivering small plastic easter eggs - that’s a whole other story) I called Jarvis Jarfish, because come on, that’s awesome.  Jarfish agreed.  I mean, I’m not sure an AI can blush, but he seemed pretty tickled. Gets a bit complicated when Thor’s all FISH OF JARS, but you know, people are used to NOW BY...
Nov 28th
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JARFISH
sheafrotherdon: gyzym: TRUFAX: JAIME SOMETIMES STILL CALLS JARVIS THAT WHEN HE’S OLDER LIKE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE NOT ALL THE TIME  BUT SOMETIMES IT’S AN AFFECTION THING I know the one time I went over to the mansion (delivering small plastic easter eggs - that’s a whole other story) I called Jarvis Jarfish, because come on, that’s awesome.  Jarfish agreed.  I mean, I’m not sure an...
Nov 28th
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JARFISH
TRUFAX: JAIME SOMETIMES STILL CALLS JARVIS THAT WHEN HE’S OLDER LIKE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE NOT ALL THE TIME  BUT SOMETIMES IT’S AN AFFECTION THING
Nov 28th
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introducing mrs. eleanor stanley, the preschool...
okay, so! this bedtime story is about MRS. ELEANOR STANLEY, the most long-suffering preschool teacher in the world, who is the unfortunate person tasked with being in charge of jaime rogers-stark’s first year in school.  and okay, so mrs. eleanor stanley? is sixty-four years old, and has been teaching preschool for 35 years, and she could have retired years ago, but she stays on because she...
Nov 27th
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strictlybecca replied to your post: saturday jams: volume 2 deb talan (particularly tell your story walking) has legitimately made me cry repeatedly. i love your taste in music. GOD ISN’T SHE JUST UNBELIEVABLE, I LITERALLY CAN’T
Nov 27th
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saturday jams: volume 2
so i accidentally skipped last week, MY BAD, I WAS BUSY. but here, have some music <3 1. How Come - Ray LaMontagne If you’re not hip to Ray LaMontagne? Get hip. Let this song drag you in; you’ll never let go. That’s all I’m saying, because it’s all that needs said.  2. Winter - Joshua Radin  The ennui in this song is palpable, and I happen to love his sound;...
Nov 27th
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not language but a map: sleepinnude: gyzym:... →
mynameisnotwillgrayson: sleepinnude: gyzym: sleepinnude: putmedownpunk: sleepinnude: putmedownpunk replied to your post: a bear walks into a bar. two goldfish are in a tank. one turns to the other and says, hey - do you know how to drive this thing? two muffins are in an oven. one… oooomg i told your burrito jokes to my almost-eleven-year-old brother when i asked him what’s...
Nov 26th
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sleepinnude: gyzym: sleepinnude: putmedownpunk: sleepinnude: putmedownpunk replied to your post: a bear walks into a bar. two goldfish are in a tank. one turns to the other and says, hey - do you know how to drive this thing? two muffins are in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says “boy, ain’t it hot in here!” the other muffin says “HOLY FUCK A TALKING MUFFIN!!”  ...
Nov 26th
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sleepinnude: putmedownpunk: sleepinnude: putmedownpunk replied to your post: a bear walks into a bar. two goldfish are in a tank. one turns to the other and says, hey - do you know how to drive this thing? two muffins are in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says “boy, ain’t it hot in here!” the other muffin says “HOLY FUCK A TALKING MUFFIN!!”  what’s green and has wheels? ...
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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a bedtime story about nightmares:
bedtime story! it’s even actually about bedtime, kind of, because a bunch of people have asked if jaime understand what it means that his parents are superheroes.  okay so jaime’s like three, three and a half, right, and a serious, extended avengers issue pops up—like, one of the long-term battles, maybe it’s loki again or maybe it’s someone else, it does not matter...
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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My feels
miss-pamela: I’m watching Iron Man, and every time I think fandom is overstating the bottomless pit of need that is Tony Stark, I am proven wrong. TONY STARK’S LEVEL OF MESS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERSTATE
Nov 26th
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oh-you-better-run: gyzym: watching back to the future with my bros and just, jesus, for all it’s normally the tony stark show up in here my steve rogers feels are OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL MY STEVE FEELS RIGHT NOW, AJFDLSFJDSLKF I’m happy to responsible for any part of you, poptart
Nov 26th
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watching back to the future with my bros and just, jesus, for all it’s normally the tony stark show up in here my steve rogers feels are OUT OF CONTROL
Nov 26th
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Reblog if you've ever been victimized by the...
batmanandsobbin: meowgon: sofuckingblue: kiwi-hobbit: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! constantly every day although it is occasionally more like fairycakeblocked
Nov 25th
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mid-day thankgiving bedtime story!
or, Jaime’s first Thanksgiving, a day late because I had my *own* Thanksgiving to contend with <3.  SO. I feel like Steve has some Big Feelings About Thanksgiving—not the history behind it, which he knows intimately and is deeply uncomfortable with, but the message of Giving Thanks and Remembering Where You Came From and Appreciating Your Family, capital letters very much implied....
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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YES HELLO BEAUTIFUL NEW IPHONE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY OLD IPHONE YESSSS I SHALL CALL YOU STARK AND YOU SHALL BE MINE YES YES YESSSSS
Nov 22nd
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fuck it, doing it
Nov 22nd
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ventice asked: /WAIT/ FOR THE SALE
Nov 22nd
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clitbarton asked: WAIT. Wait for sales. My sister got 200 knocked off hers last year because of black friday stuff.
Nov 22nd
on a scale of one to worst decision ever, how bad is it if i use my waiting upgrade to go buy an iphone 4s RIGHT NOW instead of waiting for black friday? on the one hand, there could be sales. on the other hand, if this PIECE OF SHIT IPHONE 3G DOESN’T TURN BACK ON I’M WALKING ACROSS THE DAMN STREET TO THE AT&T BUILDING AND BUYING MYSELF A NEW PHONE jhdfjkdsf
Nov 22nd
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