December 2011
“RIP marr she died because she was drawing something too cute and she couldn’t...”
– cat, 12:45 am, skype chat (via ironfries)
marrrrrrr does this mean i have to find the chat where we talked about this and like ACTUALLY TURN IT INTO A STORY
because i will
do that
if i need to <3
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oh-you-better-run:
burn the straw house down, james moriarty/sebastian moran, 3500 words, nc-17
WHAT AM I DOING I JUST WHAT, THERE’LL BE A SEQUEL IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I MEAN, WHAT
gyzym, this is for you, as per usual, (which you already knew, shut up, postcard), and god, are these two fun
EVERYONE
SHOULD READ THIS FIC
E V E R Y O N E
THE PAYOFF IS JUST, I JUST CAN’T EVEN, OH MY...
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RANDOMLY:
can we talk about how i want the avengers fic
where bruce banner is
the alias stephen (ruffalo’s character in the brothers bloom) started going under after he convinced his brother bloom of his death
because stephen got into a terrible lab accident during a sting-gone-wrong while bloom was away trying to convince himself he wanted an unwritten life
and stephen knows if bloom found out...
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notyourplayground replied to your post: conclusions drawn from seeing MI4:
Wait, there were other conclusions to draw beyond Brent = Barton?
oh my god did he actually have a name within the film THAT’S EMBARRASSING I SERIOUSLY DID NOT EVEN REGISTER THAT
conclusions drawn from seeing MI4:
AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF SEEING RENNER IN AN ACTION ROLE WITHOUT ASSUMING IT’S CLINT BARTON UNDER ALIAS
also some other stuff was pretty sweet i guess
ALSO CLINT BARTON
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lehnshrr asked: do you have any steve/tony recs?
lokistoned asked: Would you ever write anything in the Merlin fandom? D:
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your taunted charm and your broken smile, james...
oh-you-better-run:
your taunted charm and your broken smile (for my darling)
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There’s always something in his hands, the first thing Moriarty notices, leather gloves, brown, black, once, a dashing red, things slipping between his fingers, a pen, a shilling, a poisoned dart, and he’s so, so still, a stillness born of death and gunfire and knowing how, when, to wait, but there’s always...
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this is a true story
peaceroxi:
so you know guy fieri right
this dude on food network
WELL, I HAVE A STORY.
my aunt lived in the same apartment complex with him, same hallway even, when they were younger.
he was like three or something and she was maybe ten?
but anyway
he pooped in the middle of the hallway
literally pulled his pants down and just took a shit right there
and my aunt saw it and ran to tell...
seschat asked: *smiles bashfully* Hello, darling! I don't know if you're still taking prompts, but if you are, may I suggest a True Blood crossover? With Tony as the oddly ethical, self-deprecating genius engineer vampire who happens to save Steve's life? After a battle in some alley, Steve severely injured, having managed to drag himself away from the battle but no further-- TONY IS LOITERING...
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orionfailure-deactivated2013050 asked: I'm trying to remember that one thing you recommended to us with the FBI agent and the jewel thief and the gayness. Does that ring any bells?
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filed under: things i didn't know until right now
THE GUY
WHO PLAYS ERIK
IN THOR
IS STELLAN SKARSGARD
WHO IS THE FATHER OF
ALEXANDER SKARSGARD
WHO PLAYS
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dear stabbing migraine pain:
could you like, alternate eyes or something?
because i understand, i do, i get that you are unhappy with me, and the weather, and the time of the month it currently is, i get that! i understand! you feel it necessary to come all up in my brain and kick things over, fine, you know what, express that anger.
but just like
the other eye, please and thank you?
because this one is really getting...
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but then he’s still left with his hands...
A man takes his sadness down to the river and throws it in the river but then he’s still left with the river. A man takes his sadness and throws it away but then he’s still left with his hands.
-Boot Theory, Richard Siken.
People aren’t complicated; Holmes flits from town to city, from up to down, is a hundred strangers, never himself. His hair, borrowed, itches against his...
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drinkmasturbatecry replied to your post: regicidaldwarf replied to your post: WARNING IN…
oh man, I adore that movie. it’s barely scary, if that’s a concern of yours.
embarrassing but true: i love the scream movies, but have had nightmares every time
i got scared watching fucking SCARY MOVIE because it, you know, alluded to scary things and that was enough
I COULDN’T SLEEP AFTER I...
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haidouk replied to your post: WARNING IN ADVANCE: i am, uh, acquiring zodiac …
can you make a tag for it? like “jizz blogs zodiac” or something, so that we can tumblr savior it in case we, too, are deeply afraid of scary movies?
oh yeah, of course, if i do actually end up liveblogging it i’ll post first with a tag to block and stuff <3
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regicidaldwarf replied to your post: WARNING IN ADVANCE: i am, uh, acquiring zodiac …
Wait, uh, why are you doing this?
because…robert downey jr….and jake gyfhsdkjfds….and mark ruffalo….
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WARNING IN ADVANCE: i am, uh, acquiring zodiac
which i have never seen before
and if my words do not come back before it is finished, uh, being acquired
there is the very large chance that i will be watching it
against postcard’s urgent advice, since she knows what i am like when it comes to
…scary movies…
AS WILL ALL OF YOU, IF I DO WATCH IT, BECAUSE NGL, I WILL PROBABLY...
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WOW I AM BLOCKED AS FUCK, WORD-WISE
TIME TO READ MORE SIKEN
AWESOME AVENGERS YULETIDE RECS OF THE DAY:
FIRST: Pigeonville, USA, in which Steve Rogers is running for President. I CANNOT recommend this highly enough; this is not an AU in which Steve is a politician, this is an AU in which Steve Rogers, the Avenger, is running for fucking president. And it’s BRILLIANT, I JUST, I CANNOT EVEN. Centered around a day in the life of Agent Coulson, to whom it has fallen to wrangle EVERYTHING, it is...
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tokidokifish replied to your post: yeah dudes, as a follow up to that last—I AM…
Is this a game you can play if you’re not Jewish? Because truly, I could not give less of a fuck about Christmas this year. :T
CHINESE FOOD AND DICKING AROUND ON THE COMPUTER DAY IS OPEN TO ALL
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captainthing-deactivated asked: some random prompt ideas: steve/bucky/peggy, word 'swing'; amy/rory, word 'snow'; aziraphale/crowley, 1920s speakeasy!au (/lackadaisy crossover)~ happy 5th day of hanukkah/day when everyone else leaves you in peace to write! :D
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haidouk replied to your post: man, i really need to run another round of the…
i was looking through that just a couple nights ago! it inspired me to study for finals, haha. maybe on dreamwidth though? livejournal comments don’t have subject lines anymore :’(
I KNOW, ugh i know, i was trying to figure out a workaround, but yeah, I’ll probs just put it on DW. DAMN YOU LJ WHY ARE YOU...
man, i really need to run another round of the inspiration meme.
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thenoisecomplaint replied to your post: yeah dudes, as a follow up to that last—I AM…
Playing the Muslim on Christmas game all day- Chinese food and work! Yay for quiet weekends!
QUIET WEEKENDS ARE THE BEST. the. best.
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drinkmasturbatecry replied to your post: yeah dudes, as a follow up to that last—I AM…
WHERE IS THE TRADITIONAL CHINESE FOOD OF OUR ANCESTORS
IN MY FRIDGE FROM LAST NIGHT, WAITING TO BE CONSUMED AGAIN TONIGHT
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yeah dudes, as a follow up to that last—I AM PLAYING THE “JEW ON CHRISTMAS” GAME, which basically entails sitting in this amazing open coffeeshop and using the quiet to write. IT’S KIND OF MY FAVORITE GAME, NGL. so please feel free to keep sending prompts, i will do as many of them as i can <3
additionally, i hope all of those who celebrate are having an awesome...
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yoshi12370 asked: Are you still accepting prompts?
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redhead-monster replied to your post: psycartist replied to your audio post: Merry…
THE LAST FIVE YEARS = SPLENDID AS DOES ALL OF JASON ROBERT BROWN’S WORK. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE LISTENED TO PARADE, JIZZY. AND IF NOT, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND LISTEN TO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
I HAVEN’T
BUT GUESS WHAT I’M DOING TOMORROW
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psycartist replied to your audio post: Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it! This is…
I love you for knowing The Last Five Years. So few people do. Its one of the few that makes me cry no matter what. Goodbye Until Tomorrow is one of my favorite duets~
THE LAST FIVE YEARS IS THE BEST
oh, god, how many times have i listened to “if i didn’t believe in you” and BAWLED...
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it! This is...
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making a circle out of the space between the...
They play a game as children, two weeks, maybe three, tucked between the fights Steve starts but can’t manage to finish. A piece of string Bucky stole from the butcher while he wasn’t paying attention, two tin cans with holes punched through the bottoms on the spikes of that wrought-iron fence on 52nd Street; Roosevelt’s voice crackles out of the radio and Steve whispers from...
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wish the world was flat just like the old days...
The first New Year’s Day after the apocalypse that wasn’t dawns grey and bleak, but at least it dawns. Crowley drinks champagne that won’t be pressed for thirty years and listens to nothing; the silence is a construct, but then again, there’s not much that isn’t, these days.
“You’re getting maudlin again, dear boy,” Aziraphale says, voice crisp and...
NEED TO GET THE WRITING JUICES FLOWING, as i’ve got six different half-finished google docs open and my words are stuck on ALL OF THEM.
so, prompt party! you guys know the drill—give me a pairing and and a prompt (situation/AU/crossover/lyrics/poetry/random word/whatever), and i’ll see what i can do! i’ve never watched merlin, supernatural or the walking dead, and brewski...
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lokiloo asked: Would you ever consider writing BBC Sherlock fanfiction?
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