April 2011
okay, here is a ridiculous all over the place...
FOR RO, WHO DOES ALL THE BEST THINGS FOR ME. Everyone else, I am sorry about how completely non-cohesive this is, my writing process is unfathomable even to me. So, basically Sherlock and John go for the shopping because John has to get Sherlock out of the house before he shoots up the wall again, and they walk past this alley on the way back from the Tesco and then Sherlock stops and turns on...
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PLEASE. STOP. MAKING ME WANT TO CROSS SHERLOCK...
rrrowr: gyzym: fdsjfhsdjkfdhfds you know I’m like, in the middle of the heavy outline stages of a ridiculous crossover fic, right? K;LADHGLKADSFSLKAHGALKDFJAK ARE YOU REALLY. I WILL READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT. Hold the phone, writing out the outline in a (very poor) exchange for the AMAZING GLORIOUS GIFT OF WHEEEEE you just gave me!
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dear my family:
i love you, but your inability to respect that my life does not revolve around you begins to chafe. …not that i’m not going to this dinner and doing exactly what they want, but christ. GUYS. TRY HARDER.
Apr 30th
PLEASE. STOP. MAKING ME WANT TO CROSS SHERLOCK...
fdsjfhsdjkfdhfds you know I’m like, in the middle of the heavy outline stages of a ridiculous crossover fic, right?
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OR THEY COULD ALL BE ANGELS.
rrrowr: IN WHICH CASE: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Okay, again, as when you were watching Blink, I IMPLORE YOU TO MOVE TO A SEAT THAT IS AGAINST A WALL WITH NO WINDOWS IF YOU ARE NOT ALREADY IN ONE.
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ListenThe UNC Clef Hangers singing Ben Harper’s...
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Matt dances
figsandtea: whospam: gytrash: It’s like a drunk Charlie Chaplin meets someone’s grandpa… mixed with a little Ed Grimley MATT BB COME DANCE WITH MEEEEEE He’s the Greek god of Oh Fucking Hell What Are You Doing Now and Why Do I Like It?
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More on how Doctor/River is ruining my life
rememberedenx3: amyinthetardis: Do you realize that eventually Maybe next series, maybe this series, maybe a few series from now (I don’t know how the whole Rover storyline is gonna work from now on) But anyway, one day We’re gonna have a pretty awesome DW episode with River being a BAMF and the Doctor being flirty and cute And River and the Doctor are gonna seem super in tune and they’re...
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right okay so then i wrote inception pwp →
I CAN’T ATTEST TO THE QUALITY, RO, BUT I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY WITH IT <3 <3 <3 ILU BB. I’MA GO HAVE A SMOKE AND MAYBE SOME SLEEP NOW, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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RO IT'S DONE
posting now five minutes hold the phone
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uh, ro.
rrrowr: gyzym: rrrowr: gyzym: This has kind of turned into…drunken size kink wallsex? Not cock size kink, uh, more Eames-is-a-giant-hulking-specimen-of-muscle size kink. Er. I hope that is…okay… HONEY, DO I NEED TO EXPOUND UPON HOW MUCH THAT IS SO OKAY WITH ME. ALSO IT’S NOT SEX SO MUCH AS FROTTING ALSO IT’S 1300 WORDS AND NOT QUITE DONE BUT I’M ALMOST THERE HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING...
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uh, ro.
figsandtea: gyzym: rrrowr: gyzym: This has kind of turned into…drunken size kink wallsex? Not cock size kink, uh, more Eames-is-a-giant-hulking-specimen-of-muscle size kink. Er. I hope that is…okay… HONEY, DO I NEED TO EXPOUND UPON HOW MUCH THAT IS SO OKAY WITH ME. ALSO IT’S NOT SEX SO MUCH AS FROTTING ALSO IT’S 1300 WORDS AND NOT QUITE DONE BUT I’M ALMOST THERE YOU’RE GONNA SHARE...
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uh, ro.
rrrowr: gyzym: This has kind of turned into…drunken size kink wallsex? Not cock size kink, uh, more Eames-is-a-giant-hulking-specimen-of-muscle size kink. Er. I hope that is…okay… HONEY, DO I NEED TO EXPOUND UPON HOW MUCH THAT IS SO OKAY WITH ME. ALSO IT’S NOT SEX SO MUCH AS FROTTING ALSO IT’S 1300 WORDS AND NOT QUITE DONE BUT I’M ALMOST THERE
Apr 28th
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uh, ro.
This has kind of turned into…drunken size kink wallsex? Not cock size kink, uh, more Eames-is-a-giant-hulking-specimen-of-muscle size kink. Er. I hope that is…okay…
Apr 28th
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JIZZ, WAIT~
rrrowr: gyzym: rrrowr:  gyzym replied to your post:I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THIS. I WILL DO ANYTHING. I WILL DO AAAANYTHING, I WOULD EVEN WRITE GLEE FIC EVEN THOUGH OH GOD WHAT EVEN, I CAN’T EVEN, RO I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU dfdsfhdsjk I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF MERLIN IN MY LIFE BUT I WILL TRY? SOMEHOW?! THE BLONDE ONE IS GONNA BE KING AND THE OTHER ONE IS...
Apr 28th
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JIZZ, WAIT~
rrrowr:  gyzym replied to your post:I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THIS. I WILL DO ANYTHING. I WILL DO AAAANYTHING, I WOULD EVEN WRITE GLEE FIC EVEN THOUGH OH GOD WHAT EVEN, I CAN’T EVEN, RO I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU dfdsfhdsjk I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF MERLIN IN MY LIFE BUT I WILL TRY? SOMEHOW?! THE BLONDE ONE IS GONNA BE KING AND THE OTHER ONE IS HIS SERVANT...
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Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
colferaddict: chudleycannon: “Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12 ….oh my fucking god.
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I FIXED MY INTERNET
oh it’s a miracle helloooooo internet helloooooo
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letl0veinn: Interviewer: What do you think these two (pointing to Rupert and Emma) animagus would be? Dan: Oh God. Um… Rupert: You said I looked like a frog once. Dan: I did not! Did I? Rupert: Yeah, in a still. Dan: That was during my horrible phase. Interviewer: What do you think (talking to Emma) their animagus would be? Emma: Well Dan’s really into werewolves. Dan: No. Wolves. Just...
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“I remember picking up a fistful of sand, smooth crystals, like hourglass sand...”
– Early Memory by January Gill O’Neil Originally, I was looking for a different kind of poem when I stumbled on this one. I was shocked by how easily I related to this, so I decided to share it with all of you. (via fireblooms)
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This sentence has five words. →
sweethesound: This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt,...
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gyzym started following you
sleepinnude: ohmahgawd hi. i used to straight-up spaz every time you posted more arthur-eames loveliness. also, you were just kind of fucking fantastic and i may have wanted to be you more than once or something or, like… yeah. hi. HI BB! I assure you, you don’t want to be like me, I spend half my life looking for things I’ve lost and falling down. BUT I AM GLAD YOU LIKED THE...
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