July 2011
dirtygaysex asked: 22! You are so talented tho! I'm 20 and I just started writing (nothing that will see the light of day for awhile tho). I used to write a lot growing up, mostly for school but I always kinda had an innate talent for it. And then you hit highschool and the only things you write are essays and I just kinda stopped. Which makes me upset looking back 'cause I could have been honing my skill....
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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dirtygaysex asked: okay no more creepy stalker messages. For a bit. Tho I did just read part 2 and AJFH:ALSID:ALSKJD:LASKJHD:SALDJK. But onto srs bsn.
When did you start writing and how old are you?
p.s. DOUCHEBABY is now my go to insult. Yup.
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Anonymous asked: HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT FRATERNITIES AND THINGS

also sorry i'm anon but i'm shy D8
Jul 1st
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lathyrism asked: dsjfaisduhgaisfduh will there be more soon
sorry i'm being THAT GUY but ugh IT IS JUST SO GOOD YOU ARE SO GOOD AT WRITING it is like an ADDICTION i say i am CRAVING your fic

#embarrassing tumblr fangirl
Jul 1st
lathyrism asked: well
for a given value of "behave"
Jul 1st
lathyrism asked: i want you to know that i fell asleep on my textbook for a while and had a dream about carpe brewski

erik harassed the pledges a lot and charles was frustrated
but also sort of charmed
and then there were accidental drunken makeouts because of a hazing thing?
and then awful miscommunications and raven made fun of everyone and it was lovely
i just...
Jul 1st
Anonymous asked: the best thing ever

would be if the sherlock holmes college au

somehow crossed over with the x-men college au

IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE
Jul 1st
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soyonscruels asked: (217):

Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?

(1-217):

Vomiting outside the employee entrance

this instantly reminded me of carpe brewski, just replace "employee entrance" with "frat house lawn"
Jul 1st
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The Two Towers bad subtitles
shewhosnarks: apiphile: aeromachia: fiddlefaddle: rachelthed: orgyincamelot: The best of the best. (Fellowship of the Rings subtitles here) GUESS WHICH ONE IS MY FAVORITE Ohhh. I laughed at “Bring your pussy face to my ass” MR BEENS TEARS DYING.
Jul 1st
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June 2011
linkedlikedays asked: UNEQUIVOCALLY THE BEST LINE:

crouching tiger hidden buzz, yeah?

OH. OHHHH.

I forsee this as being SO USEFUL.
Jun 30th
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Anonymous asked: Carpe Brewski is the most glorious thing I have ever read. Congratulations on being fucking amazing.

<3
Jun 30th
lathyrism asked: oh my god your cupbunnies tags

are totally

groovy
*________________*
Jun 30th
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princessannathepea: thesidekickcomplex replied to your post: thesidekickcomplex replied to your post:… oh my gosh yes this is the essence of friendship! :3
Jun 30th
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Carpe Brewski, Chapter Two: Only We Can Do That To... →
Jun 30th
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and now for something completely different:
There will be a new (shorter than the last one, alas) chapter of Carpe Brewski up within the half hour. 
Jun 30th
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women's health: it's what's for dinner.
Okay, soapbox time! So, earlier today I reblogged a post about a conversation someone overhead; said conversation consisted, basically, of two girls talking. The first girl said her sexual partner didn’t like using condoms, the second girl said “So you’re on the pill?” and the first girl had no idea what the pill was—was, in fact, unaware that there was a pill...
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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ANNOUNCING: scatterlings →
My new side blog! It’s for, uh, well, mostly for the times when I feel compelled to spam you guys with poetry, honestly. I’m going to try to post at least one beautiful thing (poetry/art/music/prose) there every day; basically, it’s my personal, tumblr-fied version of the inspiration meme, which, yes, I know probably makes me a dirty hipster. I may well end up opening it to...
Jun 29th
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Conversation I overheard in the changing room at...
ionaonie: pointy-earedbastard: Girl 1: He doesn’t like the feel of a condom so.. Girl 2: Oh you’re on the pill. Girl 1: What pill? Girl 2: The contraceptive pill. It’s to stop you getting pregnant and shit. Girl 1: There’s a pill that does that?! Oh. My. Fucking. God.  ^^^ THE NUMBER ONE REASON ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA. Christ. 
Jun 29th
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dear livejournal:
could you be less down, please? bitches be needing their white collar download access to their friends page for perfectly legitimate reasons. thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks, j 
Jun 29th
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sleepnoises asked: "What would your favorite class be at Hogwarts and why?"

"I’d like to say it would be Astronomy, or Ancient Runes, or Potions, because I feel like all those answers would make me sound suave and smart. However, the truth is probably Transfiguration—not because I’d be able to learn the theory behind it, or even because I could hope to become an...
Jun 29th
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slytherkurt-deactivated20130412 asked: You got such awesome questions. I wish my followers were that creative!
Jun 29th
faq page now exists! →
please ignore the random html font thing, i cannot get rid of that/am still fucking with the layout of this here tumblr. BUT. ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. ANSWERED. OR SOMETHING.  lalalala i’ll just be writing more bros now
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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YAY QUESTIONS
THANKS DUDES, I’LL BE WRITING THIS ABOUT ME POST NOW :D Any additional questions may be sent along wheneverrrr, and I will add them! But, to the 2 lovely folks who tucked “When will we be getting more X-Men fic” into other questions (otherwise I would just reply to the ask, but I will loooose the other thingssss): SOON. AT LEAST ONE MORE CHAPTER THIS WEEK. BROLYFE, ETC. 
Jun 27th
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SERIOUSLY GUYS ASK ME SHIT →
Jun 27th
somwonchostor asked: A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.
CAN I HAS SOME MORE ARTHUR/EAMES DOMESTIC!VERSE?
I KNOW IT ALL BY HEART. I NEED MORE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE IT. LDFKGHDLKFHGDLKFG.




thanks. also i kinda love you.
Jun 27th
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ADDITIONALLY:
I am going to do an “About Me” page on this here tumblr (and probably change my layout to one where you can see the tags, as much as that hurts me because I love this layout so muuuuuuch), so. Drop a question in my ask  and I will answer it on that page! Any and all questions are welcome, y’all, don’t be shy. 
Jun 27th
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today i will learn to do things yes i will
SO, I spent today home ill from work/watching ridiculous thing/whatever, and now I am going to CONQUER THE INTERNET IF IT KILLS ME. As per inkhead’s excellent advice, I have downloaded and installed Google Chrome (hello, delicious add on, I missed youuuuu) and am now fucking with all the things. Pardon our dust, etc. 
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: You wrote a vampire story? Where can I find it?!
Jun 27th
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[TRUE BLOOD SPOILERS] NEVER ENDING SEXUAL...
thesublimefool: ERIC NORTHMAN. THAT CHICK TARA WAS FUCKING. JASON STACKHOUSE AND HIS FUCKING BON TEMPS HS TEE SHIRTS. JESUS. THAT FANGBANGER MATT. ERIC MOTHERFUCKING NORTHMAN. JASON MOTHERFUCKING STACKHOUSE. ERIC. MOTHER. FUCKING. NORTHMAN.  #and none for bill compton BYE
Jun 27th
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rrrowr: gyzym: CURRENT STATUS: ON VACATION: Slytherins and Ravenclaws seem like they’d have great sex. preromantics: rrrowr: pyroclast: rrrowr: pyroclast: rrrowr: As a Hufflepuff in tumblr-love with a Slytherin, I just want put in that I can take whatever a Slytherin throws at me. Being patient and loyal doesn’t make me soft, but it can mean that it won’t be easy to… ...
Jun 26th
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CURRENT STATUS: ON VACATION: Slytherins and... →
preromantics: rrrowr: pyroclast: rrrowr: pyroclast: rrrowr: As a Hufflepuff in tumblr-love with a Slytherin, I just want put in that I can take whatever a Slytherin throws at me. Being patient and loyal doesn’t make me soft, but it can mean that it won’t be easy to… JUMPING IN UNINVITED (SORRY GUYSSSS) JUST TO SAY: I actually think it’s distinctly possible that...
Jun 26th
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menacherie asked: I'm basically freaking out on twitter and linking everyone to the frat boy fic right now. you rock
Jun 26th
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linkedlikedays asked: OH JESUS, THE LAST FEW LINES

ERIK IS STILL SUCH A SUPREMACIST, HOW DID YOU DO THAT AND ALSO MAKE HIM A *FRAT BOY*?
Jun 26th
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drama-bomb asked: ALL OF YOUR FICS ARE GOLD.
YOU ARE AMAZING.
I LOVE YOU.
THAT IS ALL.
Jun 26th
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figsandtea asked: "What did you get me for my birthday last year?"

"Arrested" Erik admits.

GYZ GYZ GYZ GYZYM JIZZY JIZ WHAT ARE YOU EVEN I LOVE YOU AND YOUR STUPID FACE/BRAIN.

The best part is how they are SO BRO-Y. SO UNABASHEDLY FRATTY. SO FRATBRO-Y AS TO EXUDE AN AROMA OF AXE I CAN SMELL THROUGH MY SCREEN.
Jun 26th
Anonymous asked: Having just come back from watching X-Men: First Class for the third time, seeing your new fic kind of completed my day, and made me wish the frats at my college had fucking Erik as their president.

One point of confusion for me, are McCoy (the old VP) and Beast (the scrawny kid with glasses who was chugging beer) the same person? Because McCoy is Beast's real name, and they...
Jun 26th
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linkedlikedays asked: CARPE BREWSKI.

CARPE
BREWSKI

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Jun 26th
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X-Men: First Class Fic - Carpe Brewski [Chapter... →
Jun 26th
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