January 2012
So this is something people do on the Tumblration?
leupagus:
Title: Snips and Snails and Fuzzy Blue Whales Authors: leupagus and queenklu Fandom: God help us. “QI” RPS. Pairing: Seriously, God help us. Stephen Fry/Alan Davies.
Summary: “He doesn’t have dimples. Stephen always imagined that if this sort of thing were to happen, it would be for someone with dimples.”
Notes: This all started with queenklu and I being terrible, which is probably...
aaaaaand accidentally writing molly hooper fic
MY BRAIN HAS APPARENTLY SETTLED ON “NOTHING BUT LADY-FOCUSED CHARACTER PIECES” THIS MONTH, WHO KNEW
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strictlybecca:
also the scene where hercules gets pegasus will forever be the cutest thing that disney has ever created bar none
there is nothing better than their broship in the entire world
meanwhile in the corner bellerophon weeps a single emo tear
NO ONE CARES BELLEROPHON
NO ONE CARES
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HEY TUMBLR:
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I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
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Please let there be Klaine fic about this place.
hummytheson:
chambergambit:
Flex Cleveland, USA’s largest gay bath house.
Our New Hotel/Spa Includes:
Hotel Accommodations ranging from Quiet Spa Rooms to a Grand Presidential suite with a piano.
Classic spa rooms all with TV’s for private viewing
Indoor pool that was built in the service pits used to service the Greyhound buses, and an outdoor swimming pool (open year round)
Twenty...
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"There is but one step from the grotesque to the...
alexds1:
Disclaimer: this rant is written for a specific group of people. If you don’t belong to it, you already know that you don’t, congratulations, great shall be your reward in the afterlife.
DEAR [PEOPLE WHO DEBATE ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES’ SEXUALITY],
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Right okay so! I was going to let this go. I really was! I am not feeling well today, and I saw this, and I was irritated as all...
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oh-you-better-run:
the carnival of you and me was coming to town, cisgirl!jim moriarty/cisgirl!seb moran, she still hunts tigers, she still smiles that smile, and london, london’s still theirs, 3500 words, nc-17
(not related to my previous cisgirl!sherlock fics, as this, i hope, is going to be a much nastier universe, and much truer to how i see the show. sequel soon, and thanks to my love,...
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Glee Fic: Rumor Has It [Santana/Brittany,... →
Right, so. This fic requires me to talk a little bit about why I wrote it; that, as it happens, is just the nature of this particular beast. My apologies—I generally attempt to avoid doing this sort of thing, but in this case, it’s kind of important to me, so: I am not, in any noticeable way, in the Glee fandom. I watch the show, largely because I marathoned the first two seasons last...
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manywatashis asked: wait, what fandom was it?
filed under: things i cannot fucking believe i...
Right, okay, fandom, look here. I say fandom, by the way, because I mean every fucking person in every fucking fandom there is, I mean every last one of us, now is the time for everyone to listen up, because there is shit going on that is not okay.
Tonight, someone in this community tracked down the phone number of another member of this community, dialed that number, and threatened that person...
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REASON HATES CHAINSAWS: OH MY *FUCKING* GOD: →
thepopeofmope:
angelofmadness13:
gyzym:
ADDENDUM TO THE CAMERA THEORY:
WHAT SHERLOCK DOES THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER
IS ASK MORIARTY TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF
ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! WHEN THE FUCK ELSE HAVE WE EVER SEEN SHERLOCK HOLMES ASK “HOW,” HE’D WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR HIMSELF
UNLESS
HE…
Nah. Moriarty’s suicide wouldn’t be particularly legitimate on film (AND I WANT HIM BACK...
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captainsway:
sherlockholmesfanart:
Scarf of Cumbersaurus. Rawr.: OH MY *FUCKING* GOD:
gyzym:
ADDENDUM TO THE CAMERA THEORY:
WHAT SHERLOCK DOES THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER
IS ASK MORIARTY TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF
ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! WHEN THE FUCK ELSE HAVE WE EVER SEEN SHERLOCK HOLMES ASK “HOW,” HE’D WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR HIMSELF
UNLESS
HE WAS ACTING
BECAUSE HE HAS…
Sincerely...
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hummythesonarchive asked: “WHAT’S NOT ACTUALLY THAT CLEVER BUT WOULD SEEM, TO STEVEN MOFFAT, INCREDIBLY CLEVER” most accurate statement about Moffat ever
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thisismytumblrdealwithit replied to your post: OH MY *FUCKING* GOD:
Seriously my friend and I were watching this and thought the same thing. We were wondering if he’s holding it in his hands because he keeps them clenched and behind his back nearly the entire time. My friend said he put his hand into his pocket too.
AND AT ONE POINT HE IS, IN FACT, GRIPPING SOMETHING SMALL AND DARK RATHER...
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scruffyglitterboi replied to your post: OH MY *FUCKING* GOD:
…you are a genius
NO I’M TOTALLY NOT
I JUST KEPT THINKING
“WHAT’S NOT ACTUALLY THAT CLEVER
BUT WOULD SEEM, TO STEVEN MOFFAT, INCREDIBLY CLEVER”
AND IT ~CAME TO ME~
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OH MY *FUCKING* GOD:
ADDENDUM TO THE CAMERA THEORY:
WHAT SHERLOCK DOES THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER
IS ASK MORIARTY TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF
ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! WHEN THE FUCK ELSE HAVE WE EVER SEEN SHERLOCK HOLMES ASK “HOW,” HE’D WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR HIMSELF
UNLESS
HE WAS ACTING
BECAUSE HE HAS A FUCKING CAMERA TRAINED ON MORIARTY
JESUS IT’S THE WORLD’S MOST BASIC CONFESSION...
not language but a map: HOLY SHIT, THE FUCKING... →
needlesslydefiantwithtea:
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jensenapples:
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gyzym:
YOU. GUYS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE AWFUL SCREENCAPS WITH THE LITTLE TIME BAR AT THE BOTTOM, BUT I JUST. NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS AND COULD NOT BE FUCKED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY AROUND IT, SUE ME.
So: Sherlock finds the camera in 221B, right? And then he’s on John’s laptop (I assume that’s John’s…
at this point...
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HOLY SHIT, THE FUCKING CAMERA.
YOU. GUYS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE AWFUL SCREENCAPS WITH THE LITTLE TIME BAR AT THE BOTTOM, BUT I JUST. NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS AND COULD NOT BE FUCKED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY AROUND IT, SUE ME.
So: Sherlock finds the camera in 221B, right? And then he’s on John’s laptop (I assume that’s John’s laptop, anyway, since it’s John with the Mac, isn’t it? Sherlock’s...
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rumplestiltskin names that are always changing
gyzym:
a late night sherlock ficlet, jim/seb and john/sherlock by turns, as dark as you’d probably expect, given that first pairing. for postcard, who encourages my madness even when asleep, as it turns out. well done, that.
Seb drives, because when Jim does he winds up chasing himself around the city, wide circles and sharp curves, a man he doesn’t run down because it’s more interesting to...
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rumplestiltskin names that are always changing
a late night sherlock ficlet, jim/seb and john/sherlock by turns, as dark as you’d probably expect, given that first pairing. for postcard, who encourages my madness even when asleep, as it turns out. well done, that.
Seb drives, because when Jim does he winds up chasing himself around the city, wide circles and sharp curves, a man he doesn’t run down because it’s more...
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asksamvimes:
Nnnnot really, no.
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Whoa, guys, they just shut down Megaupload and... →
shortformblog:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation moved against a group of suspected online pirates Thursday, targeting the popular file-sharing website megaupload.com a day after Washington lawmakers were besieged by complaints about legislation designed to crack down on the online sharing of pirated copies of music, movies and other material, people familiar with the matter said.
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that’s it
i am moving to sweden
they have produced the family skarsgard
and
sandwich cake
and also it is beautiful
SWEDISH FOLLOWERS, I SALUTE YOU, YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE IS EXCELLENT AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THERE
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no seriously you guys i think my worldview has been like
permanently
altered
by sandwich cake
SANDWICH CAKE, IT’S A CAKE MADE OF SANDWICHES, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON LIVING NORMAL LIFE WHEN THERE IS SUCH A THING AS SANDWICH CAKE
this has been today’s elizabeth lemon moment, brought to you by the letter
sandwich
and the number
cake
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genuine problem: though hearing it was once an experience in transcendant beauty, now, especially after a bad day, the thieving magpie just fills me with the inextricable desire to burn shit down
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oh-you-better-run:
gyzym:
and, of course, let’s not forget the close-range pictures, the quaint little portrait of tragedy still being painted at 221b, because sherlock is so predictable, really, he always expects to be right, so he doesn’t question it when he is, and that camera he found, god, how silly, how stupid, that huge camera, the kind of amateur jim would have to be; it’s laughable,...
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scruffyglitterboi:
pretty sure gyzym/postcard is my otp
just making that known
it’s ours too, as it happens <3
(i’d say i’d like to make that known, but i’m fairly certain it’s common knowledge, at this point)
ETA:
gyzym: TRY NOT TO KILL ME postcard: sdflsjflsdkjflksf postcard: i will not kill you! postcard: wait postcard: what have you done postcard: I...
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oh-you-better-run:
jim has been taking pictures for months, long-range pictures, the arc of one of those sharp cheekbones, that stupid hat the yard bought him, every little moment that sherlock and john thought was theirs and theirs alone, because jim’s a thief, nothing more, nothing less, when the chips are down, but he doesn’t steal jewels or gold, bonds or numbers on a screen, but lives and...
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oh-you-better-run:
gyzym:
oh-you-better-run:
and the thing is, seb laughed, he did, but he is just a rifle, jim’s rifle, when it comes down to it, and jim moriarty doesn’t have a hand to show because he shuffles it all the time, lies to his clients and kills them, too, switches accents in the middle of sentences because even the conventions of speech don’t mean anything to him, never have,...
oh-you-better-run:
gyzym:
yes yes yes yes yes, POSTCARD: BRILLIANT AS USUAL
and also
honestly
i mean, this is jim moriarty, the man gets off on lying, he gets off on feeding sherlock the wrong information, he must find it inarguably stupid that sherlock is so quick to show his hand when it comes to watson, because jim moriarty is not a man who shows his hand, not ever, i bet he went home...
oh-you-better-run:
so, on the subject of sebastian moran and his noticeable absence thereof, i refuse to take anything jim says at face value, ever. (at least to anyone who isn’t seb.) so just because he said he might “think about getting a live-in one”, doesn’t mean he doesn’t already have one. this is a man who stole the crown jewels just to wear them, remember. his only response to being told...
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Well that’s the most satisfied I’ve ever been vis a vis predicting shit in fic, MY GOD
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