November 2012
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crowdedwithangelstonight replied to your post: serendipityshelby replied to your post: go team…
somethingexploding says SOMETIMES DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS TEAMS HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES EVEN WITHIN THE SAME SCHOOL. we cling to our list with our werewolf claws. we cling forever.
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serendipityshelby replied to your post: go team go:
they are the cyclones
WHERE DO WE KNOW THIS FROM, INQUIRING MINDS WISH TO KNOW
(somethingexploding: WHERE WOULD THEY GET CYCLONES THEY’RE IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA )
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go team go:
so, i’m crashing at somethingexploding’s place because my power and heat are still out and she’s amazing, and in a rewatch of s1 teen wolf we realized that we do not know what the beacon hills team mascot is! naturally, the next step here was to google some of the fauna of northern california and come to a decision.
OUR SHORTLIST:
Beacon Hills Sperm Whales Beacon Hills Vagrant...
October 2012
the power is out at my house. in CLEVELAND. is it possible my street did not get the memo that the actual center of this storm is… several states away…
anyway, if i’m in and out for the next few days posting-wise, this is why! i shall do my utmost to be in places with electricity/internet, but who knows. stay safe, everybody!
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on educations:
aquadevil asked: I would truly appreciate links to information about race relations and cultural appropriation because modern racism is incredibly complex and I often worry about being in the wrong. This is just my opinion, and I fully acknowledge that I may be very off base, but most people, actually sane, reject the blatant racism supposedly “of the past.” Instead, people seem to practice racism...
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runawayloved:
another year of halloween, another year of Colton Haynes in brownface.
REALLY. REALLY. this is a colton haynes hate blog racism like. justify your choices to yourself however you need to but colton haynes is one RACIST MOTHERFUCKER i’m glad he’s off my show
as ever, amazonpoodle expresses all the things i am feeling with aplomb and brevity i could never achieve
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in other news:
please tell me someone in teen wolf fandom has already written a zoolander AU
like, the literal plot of that movie is: a guy named derek, who is an inept male model who only really has one ~look~, gets help from a rival-turned-friend male model (obvs scott) and a reporter with no fashion sense (obvs stiles) to keep him from fulfilling the brainwashing wishes of the evil fashion designer (obvs...
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clearly our brilliance is genetic:
my brother: the hills have eyes! me: and they’re alive with the sound of music. my brother: what if that was the film, though. like, there was that movie called the hills have eyes, and so what if it was just this hill, right, and it kept creeping closer and closer to this town, going da-nah, da-nah, da-nah da-nah da-nah da-nah….and that was the movie? me: you are truly a cinematic...
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[for levity, please insert your favorite yiddish...
leupagus:
amazonpoodle:
gyzym:
msdistress asked: Okay, so I have another question, since you were so cool about my previous one: Is it okay for a non-Jewish person to call you (or anyone else who is Jewish) just a Jew? As a cultural/racial/heritage descriptor, not as a slur? I know this might vary from a person to person, but again, I’m just looking for a general gist of things. To me...
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[for levity, please insert your favorite yiddish...
msdistress asked: Okay, so I have another question, since you were so cool about my previous one: Is it okay for a non-Jewish person to call you (or anyone else who is Jewish) just a Jew? As a cultural/racial/heritage descriptor, not as a slur? I know this might vary from a person to person, but again, I’m just looking for a general gist of things. To me calling somebody just a Jew sounds...
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scaringrachel replied to your post: Okay, so I have another question, since you were so cool about my previous one: Is it okay for a non-Jewish person to call you (or anyone else who is Jewish) just a Jew? As a cultural/racial/heritage descriptor, not as a slur? I know this might vary from a person to person, but again, I’m just looking for a general gist of things. To me calling somebody just a...
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msdistress asked: Okay, so I have another question, since you were so cool about my previous one: Is it okay for a non-Jewish person to call you (or anyone else who is Jewish) just a Jew? As a cultural/racial/heritage descriptor, not as a slur? I know this might vary from a person to person, but again, I'm just looking for a general gist of things. To me calling somebody just a Jew sounds impolite, but...
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autoluminescence asked: THESE ARE NOT THE AFIKOMEN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
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yearofincandenza replied to your post: goodshipophelia replied to your post: This is a…
JIZZY PLEASE TELL ME YOU’VE SEEN THIS THEN: yiddishcursesforrepubli…
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goodshipophelia replied to your post: This is a really stupid question, please forgive me, but I don’t know anyone who is Jewish and a native English speaker, so, you’re kinda my only hope, Obi-Wan. Anyway, when a Jewish person is swearing, would they use “Jesus!” or “Christ!” as an expletive? My first thought was that of course they would, but then I started thinking that maybe it’s culturally...
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highfunctioningmelancholy asked: okay currently looking up old yiddish curses and DYING. This is the reason why the internet exists, I'm pretty sure
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attackofopportunity asked: For the person wondering about "Jesus Christ" as a Jewish expletive: I use it all the time, as did my grandmother. Bubbe's explanation for why she said it was, "When I say that, everyone knows I'm cursing, but I'm not taking MY lord's name in vain." Little self-centered, but whatcha gonna do.
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drinkmasturbatecry replied to your post: This is a really stupid question, please forgive me, but I don’t know anyone who is Jewish and a native English speaker, so, you’re kinda my only hope, Obi-Wan. Anyway, when a Jewish person is swearing, would they use “Jesus!” or “Christ!” as an expletive? My first thought was that of course they would, but then I started thinking that maybe it’s...
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msdistress asked: This is a really stupid question, please forgive me, but I don't know anyone who is Jewish and a native English speaker, so, you're kinda my only hope, Obi-Wan. Anyway, when a Jewish person is swearing, would they use "Jesus!" or "Christ!" as an expletive? My first thought was that of course they would, but then I started thinking that maybe it's culturally...
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avengersandvodka replied to your post: idyllspace replied to your post: Out of curiosity,…
I did like Cheadle’s first line in IM2, which I thought was kind of a nod to the whole recast: “I’m here, it’s me, get over it.”
yeah, agreed, I LOVED THAT. and i also loved the deadpan way Cheadle delivered some of the HILARIOUS CLUNKERS that script dealt him (“Get a roof,” oh my god,...
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idyllspace replied to your post: Out of curiosity, when you write Rhodey in fic, do you picture Terrence Howard or Don Cheadle?
I was actually REALLY glad when they recast Rhodey, because Terrance Howard is uber gross about women.
see, i never had a problem with the recast (more Don Cheadle is always a win for me, and while i didn’t know that about Terrence Howard until just now, ew, it...
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crowsandsparrows replied to your post: Out of curiosity, when you write Rhodey in fic, do you picture Terrence Howard or Don Cheadle?
Oh my GOD. I think I just exploded with the force of my agreement with the bulk of what you said. ESPECIALLY about Orlando Bloom. Also, Don Cheadle is so awesome it hurts. Remember Oceans 13?
ugh, BASHER, HOW DO I LOVE THEE, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
i just, i could...
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jcatgrl asked: Out of curiosity, when you write Rhodey in fic, do you picture Terrence Howard or Don Cheadle?
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he is, though:
gyzym: derek hale: professional bad ass gyzym: not a badass gyzym: which is a good thing gyzym: derek hale gyzym: is bad at stuff gyzym: and an ass. postcard: PUT THAT ON TUMBLR RIGHT NOW
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#shakespeareproblems:
So I found this in my words folder, with NO EXPLANATION, dated January 16 2012 and entitled “unfollow me shakespeare.” Posted at amazonpoodle’s insistence; with apologies to Shakespeare, full disclosure that this is a bastardized version of the opening of Act 2, Scene 2 of Romeo & Juliet, and NO IDEA WHAT I WAS PLANNING TO DO WITH IT WHEN I (APPARENTLY) WROTE IT:
but,...
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africkins:
DROP THE BASS
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futures.
you’ll go off like a car alarm,...
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headcanon, heartcanon, until otherwise jossed or...
“No,” Rhodey says.
Tony rolls his eyes behind his protective goggles and bites down on a smile. Then, remembering that Rhodey can see the smile but not the eyes, he switches it up, frowning and batting his eyelashes. “What do you mean, no?”
“I mean no,” Rhodey says. He raps a knuckle against the suit—the Iron Patriot, Tony thinks he’ll call it,...
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ignoringoblivion replied to your post: YOU WRITE AND YOU WATCH PSYCH AND YOU SHIP SHAWN AND GUS.WOULD IT BE WEIRD TO DROP AN “I LOVE YOU” IN YOUR ASK?
I would read those thirty-thousand words and love every one.
in the event that this fic gets written i am blaming all y’all who said this. also, in the event i end up rewatching psych early, IT IS YOU GUYS TO WHOM I WILL TURN COME FEBRUARY...
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catastrophicintervals asked: YOU WRITE AND YOU WATCH PSYCH AND YOU SHIP SHAWN AND GUS.WOULD IT BE WEIRD TO DROP AN "I LOVE YOU" IN YOUR ASK?
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snowdarkred:
oh my gods, there are apparently people on some lj anon meme who think i don’t like jizzy
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#lol this thread is hilarious because they have zero grasp of what happened with that poem#i was upset because my stuff was deleted of AS WELL AS JIZZY’S CREDIT #like #there was no passive agressiveness between me and jizzy #what #no #she wrote that thing FOR...
and don't get them started on the baskervilles'...
amazonziti: lol two jackrabbits in a cabbage house
amazonziti: would watch that sherlock holmes cartoon
gyzym: right?
gyzym: COME, WATSON
gyzym: SOMEONE HAS EATEN THE RUTABAGAS
gyzym: the curious case of mrs. williams’ dog in the nighttime
amazonziti: omg
amazonziti: if you see that peter rabbit you keep him away from my crime scene
amazonziti: none of that jemima puddleduck, either, i...
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youcantsaymylastname replied to your post: a story:
I loved this story. I didn’t read the tags when I started it and thought it was the BBC Sherlock version. (Oops) Then I realized John had facial hair. I sometimes worry that a comment that I leave (as a compliment) might be misinterpreted. Eeek.
i am so glad you liked it! and the honest truth is, i don’t MIND when i get comments assuming...
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a story:
So, once upon a few years ago, in the wake of watching and falling in love with the 2009 Downey/Law Holmes adaptation, I answered a prompt on the shkinkmeme. The prompt requested a modern-day version of Holmes and Watson as graduate students, and the fic I wrote is 45,000 words long and called History, Repeating Itself. For those of you who have read it, thank you—writing is one of those...
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you’re in a car with a beautiful girl and she is reading other people’s words like she will die trying, voice a honeysuckle flower with the sweet leeched out to bleed against your treacherous gums, sorrow beating against the windshield like a trapped bird and she won’t tell you she loves you because she doesn’t
you’re in a car with a beautiful girl and it is the first time and it...
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Podfic: "now you're standing in a big disaster" by...
melthedestroyer:
If someone had told Stiles a year ago that his life was soon going to feature heavily in traipsing through the woods after occult creatures in the dead of night… well, he probably would have thought that was pretty cool, actually
Download link: mp3 Title: “now you’re standing in a big disaster” Author: gyzym (ao3) Reader: melthedestroyer (ao3) Fandom: Teen Wolf Pairing:...
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surgeon general's warning:
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she’s got knives where her cheekbones should be and hair that’s always dirty, and she offers you a cigarette like your response is predetermined; this is where it starts. you have spent your budding adolescence poking at your rapidly growing breasts and popping zits in the mirror like you will win something if you just leave enough little scars, and she is always looking at...
