January 2013
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leupagus:
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BABY RICHARD
NO FUCKING WAY
leupagus: I found the most attractive picture of Thorin ever leupagus: GO ME gyzym: oh my god leupagus: IT’S SO AMAZING gyzym: THORIN WHEN HE WAS KILI’S AGE gyzym: SO YOUNG gyzym: NOT YET SO TRAGIC leupagus: SO INNOCENT leupagus: LIFE WAS NOT YET TOTAL BALLS leupagus: even though he hadn’t gotten his beard in yet, v. sad...
December 2012
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Gondor has no context. Gondor needs no context.
leupagus:
leupagus: ugh Legolas you feelings-impaired twit
gyzym: his feelings are so impaired gus
leupagus: oh my God Imma have so much fun writing from Gimli’s pov about his emotionally constipated wife
gyzym: IT’S OKAY EROTIC HAIR-BRAIDING WILL FIX THEM.
leupagus: IT HAD BETTER
gyzym: sentences i cannot believe i have typed: a life
i cannot overstate the degree to which i will never...
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New Year's Eve Sober Ride and Other Services
aylathebunny:
Here’s a great resource! It’s the National Directory of Designated Driver Services provided by Drinking And Driving .Org!
It’s sorted by state and then county and then even gives some services for people not in the USA.
Please spread the word!
hey so APPARENTLY THE AAA TIPSY TOW PROGRAM IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN UTAH, NEVADA, AND NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. so if y’all need some safe...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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(This is an update)
leupagus:
gyzym: …omg legolas’s horse’s name is actually “arod” leupagus: …no way gyzym: I DO NOT LIE IN A TERRIBLE TWIST OF FATE THIS MEANS THERE IS NOW A SENTENCE IN THIS FIC THAT INCLUDES THE WORDS “soon Legolas is pulling Gimli up behind him on Arod” I HATE LITERALLY EVERYTHING
this just in: we are writing the worst thing
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get down like it's the first age:
leupagus: poor Gimli leupagus: he’s still so young leupagus: so fresh-faced leupagus: …is Gimli a virgin? leupagus: IS THAT A QUESTION I JUST ASKED gyzym: ….well, not anymore leupagus: ahaha leupagus: Legolas you cad gyzym: i feel like gyzym: at some point gyzym: gimli did at least have like gyzym: awkward What’s Under Our Beards Friend? gyzym: type sex gyzym: like...
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westingturtle asked: This isn't a question, really, but your description of looking for context clues as "looking into your heart..." is both a) hilariously perfect and b) brought me to a sudden realization about why there are three or four words I just cannot hang on to the proper meaning of as an adult. THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS
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qichi replied to your post: Now I’m suddenly very curious to know your…
… i thought puce was yellowish-greenish-brown up until reading this post. welp
if it makes you feel better i legit had to google “puce” before i hit post on that to confirm it was in fact a reddish purpley color, IN MY HEART IT WILL ALWAYS BE YELLOWISH-GREENISH-BROWN
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onemuseleft asked: Now I'm suddenly very curious to know your position on puce.
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moons-ganef asked: What about teal? Do you believe in teal?
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HEY NEW PEOPLE!
wow um i just realized there are a lot more of y’all here today than there were yesterday! so, er, HI HELLO I’M SORRY ABOUT HOW YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WELCOMED TO MY BLOG BY… THAT POST ABOUT… SAURON’S TAINT… MY BAD? :D? i’d like to say i’m more normal usually, but honestly, i’m kind of not. this blog is 25% random reblogs, 25% writings within which...
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we've learned so much today:
gyzym: “The appendices to The Return of the King note that Thranduil withstood attacks by Sauron during northern battles of the War of the Ring, meeting with Celeborn and his people to together destroy Dol Guldur and cleanse Mirkwood of Sauron’s taint of evil.” gyzym: sauron’s gyzym: taint gyzym: of evil gyzym: i’ll just gyzym: be here gyzym: laughing hysterically...
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dear doctor who christmas special:
though i have not seen the show in question and thus cannot be sure, i am reasonably certain that “winter is coming” is Not Your Line
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amazonpoodle:
So my phone and my laptop both ran out of charge yesterday on the five-and-a-half hour bus ride from New York to Boston (of course my seat’s outlets weren’t working), so I ended up spending like a good two hours sitting in the dark, staring out at the highway, and thinking about Star Trek, like you do. You’ll also be proud to know that I made good use of Christmas in Brooklyn to...
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just shut up.
First, a story.
So, my first semester of my freshman year of college, I took this Intro to Women’s Studies class. The class met for five hours a week, one two hour session and one three hour session, and the breakdown of students was what I eventually discovered to be the typical sampling in any Women’s Studies class with no pre-recs at my mid-sized, southern Ohio state school. There...
Why Things Burn
rabbit-light:
My fire-eating career came to an end when I could no longer tell when to spit and when to swallow. Last night in Amsterdam, 1,000 tulips burned to death. I have an alibi. When I walked by your garden, your hand grenades were in bloom. You caught me playing loves me, loves me not, metal pins between my teeth. I forget the difference between seduction and arson, ignition and...
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(This is going to end badly.)
leupagus:
gyzym: and my theory on how vegas-married happened is: arwen BECAUSE YOU KNOW ARWEN leupagus: OMG TELL ME MORE BECAUSE I ALREADY LOVE THIS Arwen: secret asshole
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this is going to end SO badly
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leupagus:
uncreativeart:
[apparently Gimli was the equivalent of 14 during The Hobbit timeline
for aggressivelyfwddwarves]
ONE DAY IMMA HAVE MY OWN ADVENTURES
THEN YOU’LL BE SORRY
True facts though, everybody’s talking about Thranduil shitting bricks when Legolas brings Gimli home for the holidays, but WHAT ABOUT GLOIN? I can’t even imagine how much he’s like SO YOU DECIDED...
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james franco heard you like james franco so he put...
postcard: you know peter jackson wants to film a lovecraft after the hobbit part 3457843 postcard: i think he needs a like, holiday postcard: a longgggggg holiday gyzym: lmfao, he can go to the james franco retreat for people who are too busy to the point that it begins to seriously affect the quality of their work gyzym: which is run, of course, by james franco postcard: lol of course it is...
ivegottobethere:
ima-ho-ho-ho:
rneerkat:
snapfox:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
amazonpoodle:
Cain’s Wife Takes the Stand
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Cain's Wife Takes The Stand
For Postcard.
As though I could forget the rabble-rouse years outside of Eden, before you sat in the shadows and worried your forelock over the dark stain at the bridge of your nose, borne of a history of which no one would speak.
I was she who collected the scraps, in those days. You were the favored son to whom none offered favor, the memory of our softer brother not yet buried in...
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Watchvideohall:
Meet Loca. She can’t “freaking” run
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sansaofhousestark asked: one time you wrote a different version of that 'sitting in a car with a beautiful boy' thing, only it was with two girls and it was honestly really beautiful, but i can't find it! do you happen to know where it is?
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Wishbone | Richard Siken
You saved my life he says I owe you everything.
You don’t, I say, you don’t owe me squat, let’s just get going, let’s just get gone, but he’s
relentless,
keeps saying I owe you, says Your shoes are filling with your own damn blood,
you must want something, just tell me, and it’s yours.
But I can’t look at him, can hardly speak,
I took the bullet for all the wrong...
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ABOUT TO COMMENCE: THE POSTCARD BIRTHDAY SPAM
For those who don’t know, TODAY IS A MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY, for it is the day of Postcard’s birth!! AS SUCH, there will shortly be a spam of things Postcard enjoys, mostly Ben Whishaw and pugs. If you do not enjoy mostly Ben Whishaw and pugs, please feel free to drop the tag “poptart rocks it like a fine wine” into your tumblr savior post-haste. If you DO enjoy mostly Ben...
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