jessicainreallife asked: Your Tony Stark feels have begun to give me Tony Stark feels. I DON'T WANT THESE WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM
a sequence of events:
go on tumblr see a video post assume from the tags that it is a funny video post click it realize that it is supernatural and thus makes no sense to you because you do not watch that show stay out of a vague interest in misha collins’ face discover that for all the months you have been reading the word “castiel” in people’s posts on the internet and rhyming it in...
hypocritelecteuse asked: "#also: the mountain goats #also: that time he took lego to task all over twitter #also: everything??? #daniel handler is a perfect human" -- Wait, has Daniel Handler ever played with The Mountain Goats? I know he plays the accordion and is buds with the Magnetic Fields guy Stephen Merritt, and he interviewed John "Mountain Goats" Darnielle, but wasn't JD the one who went...
copperchocolateice replied to your post: reasons not to go to the grocery store hungry: I am having frozen pizza and a Cadbury caramel bar for dinner. I sympathize with this post to a disturbing degree. \0? Out of curiosity, what flavor soup? STEAK AND POTATO it was basically just bits of terrible beef, mushrooms, and potatoes in something that can really only be called gravy, it was the WORST...
ofsevenseas replied to your post: Your last post makes me want to take you home and feed you home-cooked Chinese food until you roll. D: I ship Jizzy/Postcard, though. … Clearly the solution is to adopt you and share the food. Postcard and I ship that ship as well! Also I ship the ship marriage/not for me, so your plan is better :D I WAS BLINDED BY LUST AT THE WORDS “HOME-COOKED CHINESE...
ofsevenseas asked: Your last post makes me want to take you home and feed you home-cooked Chinese food until you roll. D:
istillbelieveinheroes replied to your post: reasons not to go to the grocery store hungry: In which gyzym is Forrest Holmes. IN ALL HONESTY THAT SCENE IN THE GROCERY STORE WAS BASED ON ANY NUMBER OF INTERACTIONS I HAVE HAD WITH ANY NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THE GREAT MISFORTUNE TO SHOP WITH ME. i am always forrest. they are always watson. ….actually tbh i think of every character...
eversosorry replied to your post: reasons not to go to the grocery store hungry: BUT WAS IT EAT PASTRY COOKIE DOUGH i might have two tubs of it in the fridge. NO, GOD, I WAS WEAK AND BOUGHT THE REAL SHIT, which is mostly b/c i’ve got a tub of the peanut butter stuff in my freezer and also I WAS NOT AT WHOLE FOODS AND NO ONE ELSE SELLS IT BECAUSE THEY’RE ASSHOLES AND HATE ME OR...
reasons not to go to the grocery store hungry:
i just bought: cookie dough, four different types of beverages, two different types of sorbet, more ramen than was necessary by any standard, cigarettes and popcorn. i did not buy bread, eggs, pasta, cereal, or anything that could be referred to as produce. also, i spent about ten minutes in the soup aisle making an angry face because chunky soup has apparently discontinued my favorite flavor, and...
at this moment, i have:
Tony feels Steve feels ACTUALLY JUST GENERALIZED AVENGERS FEELS Neal Caffrey feels Anticipated Neal Caffrey feels (have not seen finale yet; watched last week’s episode last night, am watching the finale tonight, TELL ME NOTHING) All of the original fiction feels LESTRADE FEELS Richard Siken feels Lady feels I SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY FOR REAL CANNOT HOLD ALL THESE FEELS. I keep...
napoleon-bona-party asked: I was wonderingif your username comes from a wors in the Allen Ginsberg poem "Howl". I was re-reading it and I realized that he uses the word "gyzym" too.
The Boot Theory -- Richard Siken
earlkonig: A man walks into a bar and says: Take my wife–please. So you do. You take her out into the rain and you fall in love with her and she leaves you and you’re desolate. You’re on your back in your...
The degree to which I am compelled to write an Avengers/Brothers Bloom crossover where Bruce is Stephen and he’s hiding out in the middle of nowhere because he doesn’t want Bloom to find out that he’s alive because he is ALL DANGEROUS NOW and Bloom wanted an unwritten life, only then he becomes an Avenger and he keeps like, trying to hide from the cameras! But it’s no use...
okay WATCHED THE TRAILER ANYWAY:
Oh my god Tony feels just…just everywhere, spilling out all over the floor, it’s TonyFeels 2.0, new and improved now with an extra dose of self-derision, and you know I bet he built that little landing pad onto Stark Tower the last time he was in NYC, when Fury told him they just wanted him to be a consultant, I bet he stormed back to his penthouse and had Pepper cancel all his...
It's Extra Magic Bonus Happy Leap Year Day!
neil-gaiman: Please celebrate Leap Year Day in the traditional manner by taking a writer out for dinner. It’s been four years since many authors had a good dinner. We are waiting. Many of us have our forks or chopsticks at the ready - some of us have had them ready for days. We will repay you by drifting off while the food is being served and then suddenly scribbling something down on a scrap...
The Forgotten Dialect of the Heart - Jack Gilbert
scatterlings: How astonishing it is that language can almost mean, and frightening that it does not quite. Love, we say, God, we say, Rome and Michiko, we write, and the words get it all wrong. We say bread and it means according to which nation. French has no word for home, and we have no word for strict pleasure. A people in northern India is dying out because their ancient tongue has no words...
be the serpent under it, lady macbeth
oh-you-better-run: be the serpent under it, lady macbeth, for anon - Unsex me, she’d said. Well. We all make mistakes. - She watched her husband ride to battle, settled her soul to the fact that he might never ride back. But he does. After this, all decisions are easier. It doesn’t hurt as much, the possibility of losing something you thought was already gone. It doesn’t seem impossible,...
fresh air (sam evans genfic for chayya!)
In Kentucky, they still allow smoking in bars. It’s a lesson Sam learns and relearns, coming home with glitter on his face and the bitter Marlboro blues clinging to his jacket, ghosting after him down the block; his sister wrinkles her nose once, pulls away from a hug, and that’s the only thing that stops him picking up the habit. It’s a shame, because there are days—not so...
sleepinnude: jizzy is my favorite and she makes me kickyfeet and squeal and smile and i would like to toke up and drink too much zinfandel and snuggle down with her forever and ever. chayya i don’t even know what i did to deserve this but i would like to KEEP DOING IT, fdjsfhskjdf you are the best best best and i adore you <3
Short story: ILU-486 →
snowdarkred: In the not-so-distant future of Virginia, the Personhood Act has outlawed abortion and chemical birth control. That doesn’t mean they don’t exist, though.
….why does tumblr look different this morning do not want do nottt want
sleepnoises replied to your post: YES I JUST FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE PLOT what ALL of it ALL THE BIG BITS. Obviously there will be a million little points that I come across as I go, but the big pieces and the big players, the overarching structure and order of events, YUP
YES I JUST FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE PLOT
YES YES YES YES.
let's call this a mission statement.
Okay, so, I’ve been listening to Comeback Kid for hours and thinking about this novel, really sinking into this novel the way I do when I’m just about to start a fic and I know exactly where it’s going, even if I haven’t worked out all of how it’s getting there yet. And I said I was going to put the whole process on the internet, didn’t I, so let’s file...
QUICK EVERYONE REBLOG THIS WITH A BOOK SUGGESTION
theohgodofhangovers: callmekitto: consultingclotpole: foreverwholockian: gryffmeister: kathrynamelia: an0raksalmanac: badwolfpiper: mynameisgrey: i-dressed-for-rio: dontbedeadforme: redridingwiththewolves: the-rose-elf: I’ll start! The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman Nation by Terry Pratchett It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini Oh good, I need these. Lisey’s...
character sketch 2: theo whitaker
Right, okay, so let’s talk about Theo, brain-cast as Chiwetel Ejiofor. Should note that this character sketch isn’t in proper third person limited because I’m, uh, not writing the novel in Theo’s POV. Char’s sketches will probably all be at least partly in 3rd person limited, because they’re about working out her internal voice as well as everything else, but...
goddamn it you guys
all i want to do is watch everything rupert graves has ever been in ever WHY IS THIS SO HARD WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME NETFLIX AND ASSORTED OTHER AVENUES WHY DO YOU DENY ME THIS:
tumblr fic: way tight [molly hooper/greg lestrade,...
Let’s call this a little baby sequel to An Avalanche of Detour Signs, featuring a week in the life of Molly Hooper and Greg Lestrade. There’s an unseasonably hot week at the tail-end of May, and Greg gets tangled up in a nice little mess of a case; there’s a very public bank robbery with a very private murder two doors up the street, and though it’s obvious there’s...
on original characters and fandom:
OKAY, so, it’s time to have a conversation about original characters and learning to write them via fandom! I know quite a bit more about Char, my main character, and Theo, the romantic lead, than I did the last time I posted about original fic; I’ll have some more stuff up on that soon. But first, this! Because, whatever, it’s time for this now. So here’s the deal: fandom...
What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
eating-poetry: Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark? When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a promise, did...