June 2012
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tony feels, now rebloggable:
couragebitch asked: Hi! I just read your Tony emotion and reward system post and I was wondering how you thought that emotional oddity(?) might have factored in with his feelings about his father? ALL TONY STARK BEHAVIOR CAN BE TRACED BACK TO HOWARD STARK SUCKING AT PARENTHOOD IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH but no, i mean, obviously my thoughts about tony stark are not everybody’s thoughts about...
Jun 1st
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derbydoom replied to your post: Hi! I just read your Tony emotion and reward system post and I was wondering how you thought that emotional oddity(?) might have factored in with his feelings about his father? omg please please make this rebloggable I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG your thoughts about Tony are the best, I swear. HAVE TO LEAVE COFFEESHOP I AM IN BECAUSE CLOSING, WILL DO IN TEN MINUTES...
Jun 1st
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bunnerina asked: Hi! I just read your Tony emotion and reward system post and I was wondering how you thought that emotional oddity(?) might have factored in with his feelings about his father?
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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ifeelbetterer replied to your post: Out of curiosity, do you have headcanon about who Clint is with in RFA/Shortcut ‘verse? Coulson, Darcy, Bruce? (BTW, I love your Tony meta to pieces but that is not the point of this ask!) I thought that was the function of the Clinton. He is the epicenter of the explosion of ships that is this fandom. He’s like….the eye of the hurricane. Or something. i...
Jun 1st
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lokiloo replied to your post: Out of curiosity, do you have headcanon about who Clint is with in RFA/Shortcut ‘verse? Coulson, Darcy, Bruce? (BTW, I love your Tony meta to pieces but that is not the point of this ask!) he is with coulson because that means coulson is alive and shortcut verse is my happy place so coulson being alive is all i want so i’ve decided this and i’m sticking to it only if...
Jun 1st
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iambickilometer replied to your post: Out of curiosity, do you have headcanon about who… he should be with me is what do you know what, if clint barton wandered into this reality, looked out at the swooning crowds, and said ‘JAMES, I CHOOSE YOU, BE WITH ME ALWAYS’ i would not even be jealous, just pleased for your acquisition of a hawkeye so i must like you an awful lot, dude,...
Jun 1st
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seekanewerworld asked: Out of curiosity, do you have headcanon about who Clint is with in RFA/Shortcut 'verse? Coulson, Darcy, Bruce? (BTW, I love your Tony meta to pieces but that is not the point of this ask!)
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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and now, METACEPTION
as in, META ABOUT META. yes i know that’s not really how inception works—believe me, i really know that—but i don’t care. it’s catchy! and there’s also the fact that that’s what inception has come to mean, in current cultural vernacular: people took the concept the movie is structured around (to wit, dreams within dreams) and made its title into a word...
May 31st
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We are a nation of zombies:
hallicasserjayne: Our sleep-deprived (or is it depraved?) society is near hysteria. There appears to be a doomsday mentality amongst the many, when it used to be amongst the few. We’ve become a nation of zombies riveted to ugly news. What used to pepper the papers of the tabloids has become mainstream drama in our few remaining dailies. Take the somnolent state of Florida, where high-profile...
May 31st
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jamesbonds asked: So I'm not really sure if I actually want to know the answer to this but here's my question anyway; does Civil War exist in the shortcut 'verse?
May 31st
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subwinchesters asked: where are your zombie fics?
May 31st
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May 30th
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obsessionisasecondskin asked: hi! totally creeping a little bit, but are you the gyzym from livejournal that wrote the eames/arthur Inception fanfiction?
May 30th
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once upon an amusement park:
iamnotswarley: gyzym: RIGHT SO, a couple of people wanted jaime’s first trip to an amusement park. this, naturally, thrilled me, because i am A ROLLER COASTER FANATIC, so without further ado, here is that story! okay, so when jaime is like ten, he gets slightly obsessed with roller coasters, right? and this is 95% tony’s fault, because upon making the discovery that there are video games that...
May 30th
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danygallagher asked: "natasha and clint have been banned from playing the carnival games because they’ve won so many giant stuffed animals that thor has built himself a like, massive plush throne that he’s sitting on while chatting with (booming at?) tourists"

THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
May 30th
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once upon an amusement park:
RIGHT SO, a couple of people wanted jaime’s first trip to an amusement park. this, naturally, thrilled me, because i am A ROLLER COASTER FANATIC, so without further ado, here is that story! okay, so when jaime is like ten, he gets slightly obsessed with roller coasters, right? and this is 95% tony’s fault, because upon making the discovery that there are video games that let you like,...
May 30th
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illegallyinsane answered your question: okay now who wants some fanfiction? Clint/Natasha feels please please please. Anything you write is a won though! Alas, Clint and Nat aren’t together in the Shortcut verse! BUT DO NOT WORRY, I AM ALSO IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLINT/NAT THING, I just do not have enough brain left tonight to write complicated spies in love <3 
May 30th
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okay now who wants some fanfiction?
i’m going to do more shortcut stories! because a) they are not zombies and b) they are not zombies and c) i figure i may as well crank out as many of them as i can while i am again motivated to do them, since, you know, that could end tomorrow. if there’s anything you’ve ever wanted to see steve and tony do with their kid, lemme know in the whatsit down there, and i’ll. er....
May 30th
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OKAY, GUYS, JUST TO BE CLEAR:
ackn0w1edged: iggymarauder: gyzym: ZOMBIES: NOT REAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: NOT ACTUALLY OCCURRING IN FLORIDA OR ANYWHERE ELSE THAT POST: MEANT TO MOCK ASSORTED ZOMBIE MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE DO UNSPEAKABLY DUMB THINGS IN THE WAKE OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE MAKING ZOMBIE POSTS NOT ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR USE IN THE REAL LIFE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BECAUSE THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE NOT...
May 30th
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OKAY, GUYS, JUST TO BE CLEAR:
ZOMBIES: NOT REAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: NOT ACTUALLY OCCURRING IN FLORIDA OR ANYWHERE ELSE THAT POST: MEANT TO MOCK ASSORTED ZOMBIE MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE DO UNSPEAKABLY DUMB THINGS IN THE WAKE OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE MAKING ZOMBIE POSTS NOT ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR USE IN THE REAL LIFE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BECAUSE THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO NEED...
May 29th
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misandrystuck asked: Hi! I swear that guide was so entertaining to read. You mention that you want to find a truck and then eventually a motorcycle to ride. I'm just wondering, how would one go about obtaining a vehicle they find, especially considering the whole key situation. And how would your motorcycle advice translate to if I potentially had a group of 2 or 3, including myself?
May 29th
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odynophobe-deactivated20130427 asked: Okay, I own a stun gun and I know how to use it. Would it have any effect on a zombie?
May 29th
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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity: IN THE EVENT OF AN...
May 29th
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May 29th
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kurt-sebastian: chambergambit: kurt-sebastian: devonwood: kurt-sebastian: devonwood: okay shauna and jo we need to come up with a zombie survival plan I’m just glad we live in a Southern state where ammunition is plentiful okay? And then like we have to figure out if these are the decaying kind of zombies or the rage monster kind of zombies. Because I feel pretty good about survival...
May 29th
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Listenkkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
May 29th
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once upon a time....
…i decided to write another shortcut story? I DON’T WHY THESE THINGS COME AND GO LIKE THIS, I REALLY DON’T, I KNOW I AM CONFUSING AND UNRELIABLE AT BEST. there could be more! or there could be…no more…i don’t know, these things have been and shall remain “shit i am writing on a whim,” i have no explanation for myself. (for those of you who...
May 29th
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May 28th
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snowdarkred: i know darcy is a comic relief character (and a hottie) but she has more characterization than one long string of oneliners which aren’t even good ugh i believe that a properly balanced darcy should be a heady combination of sharp characterization and excellent one-liners and, like a fine wine, should be consumed will exclaiming, “holy shit, this is like that thing i...
May 28th
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oh also
ships i came out of avengers: round three shipping: galaga guy/that dude in the plane going “TARGET ANGRY”  seriously galaga guy is kind of selfish and easily distracted and tends to think he’s smarter than the people around him (hence the galaga) and pilot guy is deeply duty bound and solid, but occasionally bad at paying attention to the more tactically important things...
May 28th
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platoapproved replied to your post: behold, a cautionary tale: I agree with every word of this. Well, not the part where Holmes is “one of the oldest works of literature” - it’s the late 19th-century, that’s hilariously inaccurate - but it IS one of the most reworked. And everything else is so, so true. lollll, whoops, you’re totally spot on, that was my bad. i meant that it was one of...
May 28th
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behold, a cautionary tale:
so, once upon a few years ago, when i was naught but a wee bb sherlock holmes enthusiast, there was this place called the shkinkmeme, and i wiled away many an hour there! this, dear reader, was before the Rise of Mofftiss, so we were forced to content ourselves with fic and discussion based on the 2009 rdj/jude movie, the granada series, that film where gareth david-lloyd wears ill-fitting...
May 28th
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emilianadarling replied to your post: so i took my kid brother to see the avengers YOU DID NOT FAIL, BB! IT IS OKAY TO LOVE CAPTAIN AMERICA TOO! IT’S NOT HIS LOVE OF CAP THAT I OBJECT TO  I AM ALL FOR HIM LOVING CAP I WOULD JUST LIKE HIM TO LOVE CAP AND ALSO TONY
May 28th
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so i took my kid brother to see the avengers
upon leaving, i said, “who was your favorite?”  “captain america!” he said. “he’s just a really awesome person! who was your favorite?”  “definitely iron man,” i told him. “i love tony stark!”  “how can you like tony stark the best???” he said, in tones of great astonishment. “he’s such a...
May 28th
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May 27th
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saezutte replied to your post: hey, i just met you why would you do this. why would you post this terrible thing. EVERYONE MUST SUFFER AS I AM SUFFERING seriously i got to the point this afternoon where i was like “fuck this, i’m going to put suffragette city on repeat, surely that will banish it”  and even david bowie could not break through the haze of that damn chorus ...
May 27th
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May 27th
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hey, i just met you
and this is crazy, but here’s six covers of call me maybe (and the original). i figured if i was going to be collecting these with a fevered passion i don’t fully understand, the least i could do is share. featuring covers from:  -fun.  -ben howard -paradise fears -jasper drive -nick santino -dave days, alex goot & chad sugg here’s hoping this is the internet equivalent to...
May 27th
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May 25th
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iambickilometer: gyzym replied to your post: i am creating a playlist called “unapologetic… every time you post about music it’s like i’m reading my life (also, did you know there is a fun. cover) WHO IS THIS FUN. AND WHY ARE THEY IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE MENTIONED TWICE also this is because you have the best taste in music FUN. IS THE BAND THAT SINGS BARLIGHTS AND WE ARE YOUNG AND BE CALM...
May 25th
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guys, there is an albino possum on my porch
snowdarkred: exceedinglyemily: it has red eyes that glow in the light and it is staring at me intently it spent twenty minutes throwing itself against the glass repeatedly and then it stopped, stared at me, and hissed intermittently for five minutes and then it screamed i have just had a possum scream at me, guys HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE BEEN THE RECIPIENT OF POSSUM AGRESSION ...
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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