July 2012
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hellotailor asked: Haha, isn't the "Derek must be undercover rich" idea everyone's headcanon? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE DRIVES THIS RIDICULOUS CAR. You know, paid for by the insurance policies. I assumed he was meant to be rich CANONICALLY. Am writing fic where Stiles is the only one smart enough to realise that Derek lives in an ~actual apartment~ instead of a warehouse with holes in the roof.
Jul 31st
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if anyone asks, this is tyler hoechlin's fault:
leupagus: gyzym: leupagus: gyzym: [snip] … I just what I love you so much sweetie. DON’T THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT THIS MEANS “I AM WATCHING YOU FALL EVER DEEPER INTO THE TERRIFYING SPIRAL OF TEEN WOLF FEELINGS WITH A COMBINATION OF AMUSEMENT AT YOUR EXPENSE AND FEAR FOR YOUR SANITY, MOSTLY AMUSEMENT AT YOUR EXPENSE,” GUS DON’T THINK THAT I DON’T KNOW THAT (i love you too though,...
Jul 31st
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if anyone asks, this is tyler hoechlin's fault:
leupagus: gyzym: [snip] … I just what I love you so much sweetie. DON’T THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT THIS MEANS “I AM WATCHING YOU FALL EVER DEEPER INTO THE TERRIFYING SPIRAL OF TEEN WOLF FEELINGS WITH A COMBINATION OF AMUSEMENT AT YOUR EXPENSE AND FEAR FOR YOUR SANITY, MOSTLY AMUSEMENT AT YOUR EXPENSE,” GUS DON’T THINK THAT I DON’T KNOW THAT (i love you...
Jul 31st
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emilytea10 asked: Your chat with your friend nearly made me choke on laughter and raw almonds. Please tell me some of those plot bunnies might actually happen (or are up for grabs)...?
Jul 31st
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if anyone asks, this is tyler hoechlin's fault:
Nat: HOW DO YOU SURVIVE, DEREK Nat: WHERE DO YOU LIVE Nat: WHERE DOES YOUR MONEY COME FROM Nat: WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR BECAUSE IT ISN’T YOU gyzym: I SAW AN INTERVIEW WITH HOECH WHERE HE WAS LIKE gyzym: NO LOOK DEREK’S HOUSE WAS BURNED DOWN AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY WAS KILLED—BETWEEN HOUSE AND LIFE INSURANCE, HE MUST HAVE CASH. HE DRIVES A NICE CAR! I THINK HE’S JUST BEING SMART AND...
Jul 31st
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lokiloo asked: IT'S MODAYYYYY AND ONLY A FEW MINUTES TILL TEEN WOLFFFFFFFFFFFF are you excited like i ammm????
Jul 31st
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oh-you-better-run: while discussing the leaked skyfall trailer: postcard: I THINK I OWN THE COAT Q’S WEARING WHICH IS SUPER SAD FOR ME gyzym: IT WOULD SHOCK ME NOT AT ALL IF YOUR WARDROBE TURNED OUT TO BE DARREN MEETS Q postcard: that is actually the most accurate thing anyone’s ever said about me gyzym: you say that like THAT’S supposed to shock me this is a shock-free zone, baby ...
Jul 31st
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cherrybina: oaktree89: boxthekumquat: kreugan: Alycia hated Teen Wolf but promised she’d marathon the season 1 DVDs with me if I made a stupid video. This is that video. p.s. post-marathon, she is converted This is literally the video that would convince ANYBODY to watch this show. Really. I will show it to everybody I know. actually the best thing I’ve ever seen. oh my god why is...
Jul 30th
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napoleon-bona-party asked: What are your feelings on Danny?
Jul 30th
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snowdarkred: exceedinglyemily replied to your post: i am disappointed by the lack of psychic bond fic… dammit snow…i have so much more to write…but i’m such a sucker for psychic bonds… it’s just THERE IS SUPERNATURAL SHIT HAPPENING EVERYWHERE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WHERE IS MY STILES-AND-DEREK-HEAR-EACH-OTHER’S-THOUGHTS FIC??? oh my god but can you imagine what it would be like to hear...
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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iambickilometer asked: oh but imagine boyd would be SO GOOD for derek he just would not take crap he would be like you might be alpha but you are going to stop punching walls and tell us what's wrong right now
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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rob-anybody replied to your post: amazonziti:  slapface replied to… As someone who is working their way through all your Teen Wolf fic, please write all the Boyd/Lydia ever. Sarcastic, no-bullshit-having, intelligent love. And they could be Blydia! Which is a terrible portmanteau, but it amuses me. oh my god i honestly like, I’M PRETTY SURE THEY’RE GOING TO BE THAT PAIRING...
Jul 29th
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amazonziti:  slapface replied to your post: NO sounds like a fandom obsessed with white people as usual. Well, you’re not wrong. rob-anybody replied to your post: NO I am not surprised at all. Most fandoms tend to forget characters of color when writing fic. If Boyd ever gets written sexually with other characters, I am going to be pleasantly surprised since fandom tries to forget that black...
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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snowdarkred asked: HAVE YOU SEEN THE ERIC NORTHMAN MEETS DEREK HALE FANART YET?

I FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD APPRECIATE IT

BECAUSE OF REASONS
Jul 29th
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now you're standing in a big disaster |...
For Marie, who had a bad day and wanted a fic to accompany this stunningly gorgeous piece of artwork. This fic is a) going to go up on Ao3 in the near future and b) canon-compliant. As such, warning for underage romantic entanglements. <3 If someone had told Stiles a year ago that his life was soon going to feature heavily in traipsing through the woods after occult creatures in the dead of...
Jul 28th
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those lips look like love to lip readers (up...
A man rises from the dead, which everyone but Boyd seems surprised about. His eyes glow golden yellow in the mirror, his hands are lately more claw than finger, he has to fight the urge to howl at a silvery orb in the sky; is he the only one who read the manual on being undead? It’s not that that would shock him, exactly—Boyd’s no stranger to knowing the score when everyone...
Jul 28th
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everything i've ever let go of had claw marks on...
The Jeep shrieks around the corner, blue as it’s ever been, bumps a curb and misses a cone. It skids to a stop an inch from Derek’s left boot, and that’s on purpose—it always has been, after all.  “Get in,” says Stiles, and Derek does.  — Stiles drives like he talks like he fights like he lives: reckless. He throws the gearshift like it’s the winning...
Jul 28th
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EEEE SO MANY PROMPTS TO FILL HOORAY THANK YOU...
writing now, words soon <3 
Jul 27th
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alright guys, gimme teen wolf prompts?
because nothing says distraction like THIS RIDICULOUS TV SHOW, and i’m going to have time tonight structured to allow me to write little short things, but not to work on any big things that i am certainly not writing cough cough ahem. “rules” (read: loose guidelines) are as follows: derek/stiles, jackson/lydia, allison/lydia, jackson/danny, stiles/danny, scott/danny, allison/scott,...
Jul 27th
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lucy-in-the-soup-with-croutons replied to your post: okay, so between the reddit serial rapist thing… *sigh* Putting my faith in humanity away, and on with the day, I suppose. If it helps there’s a Tumblr out there called SnugglySafePlace (or something similar) which is exclusively filled with nice pictures of fluffy things and is nice to retreat to. ….you have reminded me of the...
Jul 27th
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videohall: Synchronized kittens
Jul 27th
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fishdad asked: what the heck is that book about
Jul 27th
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rob-anybody replied to your post: okay, so between the reddit serial rapist thing… I’m taking myself off Tumblr for the rest of the day because I am dangerously close to punching out my screen from all the bullshittery of today. yeahhhhh, i’m either going to do that or short-circuit into exclusively lighter fare until i’ve got myself a little more together and can function effectively, it’s...
Jul 27th
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A List of Practical Ways to Protest "Save the...
litglutton: Today, tumblr has exploded in opposition to Victoria Foyt’s novel “Revealing Eden,” the first book in her Save the Pearls series. This outpouring of intellectual criticism is great! Follow the “Save the Pearls” tag and you’ll found a huge collection of people who have written up poignant and articulate reasons why this book is a very, very bad thing. But what if you want to do more...
Jul 27th
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okay, so between the reddit serial rapist thing (really????) and the save the pearls thing (REALLY????), my faith-in-humanity meter is hovering dangerously close to empty so, uh, reblog if you’re not going to rape anybody or be a racist sack of shit, i guess cause i don’t know about you guys, but i could use the goddamn reassurance
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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lo, a derek/stiles fanmix!
that title should really read “lo, a poorly constructed derek/stiles fanmix,” since largely what happened here is that i dumped a bunch of songs in no particular order into a derek/stiles playlist for my own nefarious purposes and then was like, “hmmm, i wonder if i should put this on the internet!” i believe that, in layman’s terms, this is known as the point of no...
Jul 26th
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TIME FOR SOME DEREK FEELS
i know, i thought i was going to spew stiles feels first too. sue me; this show is doing things to me i was not expecting. IF TOMORROW I START SPROUTING FUR, HOWLING AT THINGS, AND FIXATING ON LACROSSE, SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  but okay, the thing is, fuck-it-fire-everything and i were just talking about how derek is so bad AT EVERYTHING, and she was talking about how she didn’t think...
Jul 26th
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okay so i may have accidentally introduced some...
which i had been planning on not mentioning until i was sure of how i was going to proceed with this new influx of information/plot/characterization/stiles however! i have now caught up on the show and realized that the way i am going to proceed is not a choice, because i have SO MANY FEELS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THEM, so! some things! thing the first: i know that this show/fandom is very...
Jul 26th
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I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE MUSIC FESTIVAL
IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME  BOBBY WAS SO GOOD PHIL WAS SO GOOD YONDER WAS SO GOOD I WANT TO DIE THE ALLMAN BROTHERS WERE SO GOOD I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN IT ALSO, THERE WAS THIS DUDE: HE WASN’T EVEN THE MOST AMAZING OUTFIT, AND ALSO, THAT’S HIS BACK CONCLUSION: HIPPIE CREDENTIALS ARE TOTALLY WORTH HAVING also: hi hi hi i missed you guys <3 <3 <3 
Jul 24th
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heads up seven up
i have gone to a music festival! specifically the all good music festival, where i plan to seriously enjoy four days of drinking, relaxing, and THE ALLMAN BROTHERS and also MICHAEL FRANTI, no i’m not disgustingly excited, why do you ask. point being: i am bad at the internet and can’t for the life of me learn to use my queue, so it’s going to be radio-silence or close to it...
Jul 19th
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oh my god darlene love is going to be on this show, i can’t handle it, come chat with us this is going to be SO AWESOME
Jul 18th
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Almost Showtime - Join Us At 3PM ET!  →
hallicasserjayne: Get ready to put another dime in the jukebox, baby! That’s right: on July 18th at 3 p.m. EST, we’ll be talking music when we bring you GIRLS LIKE US…Women Who Have Rocked the Music World. Joing us is NY Times Bestselling author of GIRLS LIKE US, Carole King, Joni Mitchell, Carly Simon, Sheila Weller. Ms. Weller will talk about her ground-breaking biography of three of America’s...
Jul 18th
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Community Fic: Advanced Ambulatory Ichthyology... →
gyzym: Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as “jumping the shark.” Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is...
Jul 18th
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subwinchesters asked: where are your other troy/abed fics?
Jul 18th
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Community Fic: Advanced Ambulatory Ichthyology... →
Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as “jumping the shark.” Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is...
Jul 18th
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“Everything I’ve ever let go of had claw marks on it.”
– David Foster Wallace (via existtruly)
Jul 17th
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holy crap i finished it
i mean like, i still have to go back in and finish up two scenes i only half-wrote  and work through all the edits but like…tomorrow, i think, you guys tomorrow, 45K+ of troy/abed and then maybe i’ll just fall over for awhile, yes, that sounds like a plan
Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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i have now viewed andrew garfield jumps on things:...
and i must say, tragically, that i am largely disappointed andrew garfield jumped on considerably fewer things than expected, and also there were a lot of weird directorial choices, and also i cannot imagine a bigger waste of sally fields, and also that was more hole than plot??? on the other hand, emma stone was, unsurprisingly, f l a w l e s s, although it’s deeply possible that her face...
Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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blueshoesandbluemountains asked: CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER CONFIRMED. I'M CRYING OH GOD sorry I just felt like you know my feels
Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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