well, we'd watch it:
nat: tragically, Sassy Uncle Peter is kind of my type gyzym: omg sassy uncle peter fhsdkjfsdf gyzym: HE WOULD BE SO GREAT FOR LIKE gyzym: A NO-STRINGS ATTACHED HOOKUP THOUGH gyzym: like he just comes over and sasses at you and fucks you rotten and then nobody has to call anybody nat: EXACTLY nat: THAT IS MY TYPE gyzym: fdjshfjdksf oh my god you know who should have a reality show though gyzym: is...
such a lovely place, such a lovely face:
nat: ahahaha Teen Wolf is infecting my brain nat: it’s nestling in there like a benign alien life-form, gently influencing my thoughts gyzym: i know gyzym: it’s like this soft glow that just blooms at the back of your mind, whispering gyzym: ~derek hale~ gyzym: over and over and over nat: ~over-identification with fictional characters is healthy~ nat: it says to me nat: ~continue to...
ashemblu asked: Oh my god Gyzym please don't be fooled by how cute Aussie possums look!!!! They are just as evil as the ones that live on your side of the world. My family has been at war with them for over five years. Ours are so sneaky and mean, they make up for the cute with the terrifying noises they make. Not so much with the hiss hiss, it's all GROWL SCREAM GROWL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
AND YOU CRY, AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO WEREWOLVES
listening to damien rice’s volcano and having so many derek/stiles feelings it’s actually disgusting threat level: fucking werewolves, man
seekanewerworld asked: Do you have a link for the coda you wrote for Avalanche of Detour Signs? I can't find it and I desperately want to reread it.
a laugh a minute, folks:
my father: these raisins are all dry and shriveled up! me: you should write the company an angry letter. my father: dear sun maid, your raisins are like RAISINS
We Are A Battle
fuck-it-fire-everything: “Before you shoot me, maybe you should ask yourself why I would come to you unarmed?” Chris keeps his weapon up, safety off. Peter Hale crosses his legs in the window seat of Chris’ bedroom, arms thrown wide over the windowsill. “Enlighten me,” he growls, trigger finger itching. Read More UGH. YOU GUYS. THIS IS SO GOOD. I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THESE TWO THAT I...
rainydays-andmondays: my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready TOP TEN REASONS I AM AS SATISFIED (OR MORE SATISFIED!) WITH MY MICROWAVE AS I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH ANY MAN: 1. If you put a frozen burrito inside of your microwave, it will be returned to you warmed, delicious, and ready to eat. If you put a frozen burrito...
how the sourwolf stole christmas?
gyzym: DEREK HALE: CAN’T EVEN LURK LIKE AN ADULT postcard: DEREK IS LIKE A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE postcard: COMPARED TO THE ADULTS postcard: HE MIGHT AS WELL BE WEARING FAIRY LIGHTS postcard: DEREK HALE: CAN’T ADULT FULL STOP gyzym: ONLY BLACK FAIRY LIGHTS THOUGH gyzym: IT WOULDN’T DO TO BE BREAKING THE ~THEME~ postcard: I HAVE A BLACK CHRISTMAS TREE YOU KNOW gyzym: GOD OF COURSE...
It's Trigger Warning Week →
penny-red: This post comes with a trigger warning for rape and sexual assault that should be visible from space. * Rape. From the Latin, ‘rapere,’ to take or snatch. Usual meaning: to penetrate another person’s body sexually without their consent. From the Sexual Offences Act,… i’ve been sitting here for ten minutes trying to come up with an endorsement of this article that...
shoot a star on the boulevard: Okay so yes I adore... →
amazonziti: Okay so yes I adore the clothes-swapping trope but like Okay when I was in middle school my very best friend was this girl E and we did everything together and we always sat next to each other and we automatically put our sleeping bags next to each other at slumber parties and looking back yep… do you mean the kind of clothes-sharing that starts when erica and lydia are huddled...
podfic rec!!! →
Right, so, a few weeks back I posted a Derek/Stiles not!fic that I wrote with Nat, and while I was away frolicking in the ocean etc, the lovely and amazing anatsuno podficced it! And oh my goddddd, you guys, I mean it may have escaped your attention because I do not talk about it nearly enough but I am a RIDICULOUS PODFIC ENTHUSIAST, like I can never ever get over the amount of skill and care and...
Avengers Gag Reel I HAVE THE MOST RIDICULOUS SMILE ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW
things i have found myself doing: wandering around my house just now, seeking scissors and, without really noticing, singing “where are the scissors, where are the scissors, where are the scissors, hey hey hey hey” to the tune of the “i got a dollar” song from the little rascals aren’t you all so glad you know me
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somethingexploding asked: DEREK HALE GETS LOST IN THE WOODS /ALL THE TIME/. SOMEONE FINALLY REALIZES THAT'S WHY HE'S SO GRUMPY.
HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK
PLEASE TO GIVE ME TEEN WOLF PROMPTS??? THANK YOU KINDLY
indigostohelit replied to your post: somethingexploding replied to your post:… at my brother’s bar mitzvah a kid drank 23 of those really tiny wine cuplets and became drunk. this kid is scott and stiles y/y I CAN’T ACTUALLY MAKE THE LETTER “Y” BIG ENOUGH TO ENCOMPASS THE SHEER AMOUNT OF YES also when i was 13 i went to a friend’s bar mitzvah at another temple...
hotel-denouement asked: coach hates greenberg because greenberg didn't invite him to his bar mitzvah
somethingexploding replied to your post: snowdarkred replied to your post: i am genuinely… does this mean they would have werewolf bar mitzvahs? SPOOKY; SCARY for real though actual bar mitzvahs would probably be less spooky/scary with the addition of werewolves i mean less boring at the very least like have you ever been to an oneg, that grape juice/wine/challah combo is NEVER as...
snowdarkred replied to your post: i am genuinely so sorry: oh my GODS the terrible thing is how much i would be SO ALL OVER ACTUAL GREENBERG FIC LIKE KEEPING IN MIND HOW MANY PEOPLE I WENT TO TEMPLE WITH WHO BORE THAT LAST NAME I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF HEADCANON ABOUT GREENBERG AND POSSIBLY BAR MITZVAHS WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT IT’S FINE, DON’T LOOK TUMBLR USER...
i am genuinely so sorry:
greenberg was walkin2 the field wit the coach n they were crossin da rode. he sed “coach will u h8 me 4evr” coach said “NO..”“ greenberg cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. coach was cryin and went to pic up his body. he was ded. coach whispered 2 the corpse “I ment 2 sey i will h8 u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he h8...
it’s okay to like characters it’s okay to dislike characters it’s okay to like flawed characters it’s okay to dislike flawed characters it’s okay to like a character because of their flaws it’s okay to dislike a character because of their flaws it’s okay to talk about why you like a character it’s okay to talk about why you don’t like a...
not language but a map: INCEPTION FEN. →
anatsuno: gyzym: oh my god so there’s this museum of stuff on the warner brother’s lot that you can’t get to unless you do the tour and they literally lock up your phones before you go in so you can’t take pictures, otherwise i would’ve, but in addition to a bunch of the costumes and the pasiv (!!!!), arthur’s… OKAY OKAY AND SO, IS THE REST OF THE PAGE EMPTY??? WHO WILL WRITE THIS FIC...
oh my god so there’s this museum of stuff on the warner brother’s lot that you can’t get to unless you do the tour and they literally lock up your phones before you go in so you can’t take pictures, otherwise i would’ve, but in addition to a bunch of the costumes and the pasiv (!!!!), arthur’s moleskine was in there, open to two pages with writing on them the left hand page was covered in an...
snowdarkred: gyzym: snowdarkred: gyzym: snowdarkred: ratifythesilence replied to your post: gyzym liked your post: ratifythesilence:… literally reared back from my computer in surprise life’s dangerous when you roll with me DOES THIS MAKE ME DANGEROUS BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S MORE MY LIFE’S PURPOSE TO BE FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING AND RIDICULOUS BUT IF DANGEROUS IS AN OPTION I...
snowdarkred: gyzym: snowdarkred: ratifythesilence replied to your post: gyzym liked your post: ratifythesilence:… literally reared back from my computer in surprise life’s dangerous when you roll with me DOES THIS MAKE ME DANGEROUS BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S MORE MY LIFE’S PURPOSE TO BE FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING AND RIDICULOUS BUT IF DANGEROUS IS AN OPTION I WILL RETHINK, AMONGST...
snowdarkred: ratifythesilence replied to your post: gyzym liked your post: ratifythesilence:… literally reared back from my computer in surprise life’s dangerous when you roll with me DOES THIS MAKE ME DANGEROUS BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S MORE MY LIFE’S PURPOSE TO BE FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING AND RIDICULOUS BUT IF DANGEROUS IS AN OPTION I WILL RETHINK, AMONGST OTHER...
snowdarkred: gyzym liked your post: ratifythesilence: snowdarkred: … enjoying our silliness? YES, AND ALSO THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THESE THEORETICAL WEREWOLF BUREAUCRATS AND THE WHATSITS, CAN’T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL IT, FROM HITCHHIKER’S WITH A LITTLE TWEAKING, THIS COULD BE THE TALE OF HOW ALLISON’S TERRIBLE POETRY TURNS OUT TO BE A WEAPON AFTER ALL
MOTHERFUCKING TEEN WOLF SPOILERS:
[[MORE]] HOLY FUCKING SHIT JACKSON FUCKING JACKSON IS A MOTHERFUCKING WEREWOLF SCREAMING AND CRYING AND FULL OF JOY FOREVER oh my god oh my god oh my god why did this episode give me so many lydia/jackson feels I DON’T EVEN WANT THESE FEELS also oh my god “it’s a pack of alphas” i laughed out loud, i mean it’s great because i needed to figure out the baddie in...
conversations with my brother:
me: yay, time to watch the teen wolf finale!
burro: you watch teen wolf?! how OLD are you?
me: ooooh, the sharp burn of judgement, get it off, get it off! how will i ever go on knowing you despair of my television choices
burro: whatever, man, enjoy tightening your braces and listening to smashmouth on your walkman
burro: you know, because you're thirteen again
me: i see your mockery and raise you holland roden's face
burro, upon viewing holland roden's face: ...DAMN.
re: twoof finale: right so I AM AVOIDING THE INTERNET UNTIL I CAN SEE IT, because time zone stuff and television access stuff and on-vacation stuff and lotsa stuff prevented me from watching it live, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME ANYTHING AT ALL but IF ANY OF YOU GUYS. HAPPEN TO LIKE. FIND A RELIABLE SOURCE FOR ME TO…UH…PUT THE EPISODE ON MY COMPUTER…I cannot tell you how much I will appreciate it???...