September 2012
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better than rocketship underpants:
amazonziti: ugh i would love like a chilly winter story
amazonziti: in which scott comes over like early on a sunday
amazonziti: and stiles is in bed in like MAJOR layered pajamas
amazonziti: and scott kicks off his shoes and POUNCES
amazonziti: like hobbes
amazonziti: because scott is hobbes
gyzym: YESSSSSSSSSS[[MORE]]
amazonziti: and eventually gets under the covers
amazonziti: and possibly...
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iambickilometer:
well the metaphor was family-safe but
his house sure wasn’t
choking and crying omg omg omg
iambickilometer:
gyzym:
iambickilometer replied to your post: oh-hello-there-pretty replied to your post: but i…
HOWEVER IF YOU HATE OREOS BECAUSE “CREAM FILLING” IS A FAMILY-SAFE METAPHOR FOR WHAT YOU WERE DOING AS YOUR FAMILY BURNED TO DEATH, YOU MIGHT BE DEREK HALE
JAMES
oh my godc an’t breathe
WHY DOES THIS ALREADY HAVE SO MANY NOTES
SHHHHHH JUST LET THE INTERNET APPRECIATE YOUR...
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iambickilometer replied to your post: oh-hello-there-pretty replied to your post: but i…
HOWEVER IF YOU HATE OREOS BECAUSE “CREAM FILLING” IS A FAMILY-SAFE METAPHOR FOR WHAT YOU WERE DOING AS YOUR FAMILY BURNED TO DEATH, YOU MIGHT BE DEREK HALE
JAMES
oh my godc an’t breathe
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wormwoodisbitterliliesarewhite replied to your post: but i hate oreos i don’t want to be derek
“IF YOU HATE OREOS BECAUSE THEY ARE HELD TOGETHER WITH A CREAM CENTER WHILE YOUR PACK IS HELD TOGETHER ONLY BY SPIT AND SHOESTRINGS AND YOUR TERRIBLE RAGE, YOU MIGHT BE DEREK HALE” I just spit tea everywhere omg hahaha
DEREK’S LIFE IS HARD OKAY
WHY SHOULD OREOS GET TO HAVE COHESIVENESS
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oh-hello-there-pretty replied to your post: but i hate oreos i don’t want to be derek
If you hate Oreos because your family once replaced the center of every Oreo in the house with toothpaste for a month straight, you might not be Derek Hale.
OKAY YOUR FAMILY IS COLLECTIVELY MY NEW HERO OH MY GOD
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soaringrachel asked: but
i hate oreos
i don't want to be derek
i hate oreos
i don't want to be derek
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amazonziti:
the fucking rules
author: gyzym...
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six seasons and a crossover:
amazonziti: WHAT IF TROY AND SCOTT MET
amazonziti: WOULD THEY JUST HUG FOREVER
gyzym: omg omg omg
gyzym: troy would be like DO WEREWOLVES REALLY DRINK ALL YOUR BLOOD
gyzym: and abed would be like, troy that’s vampires
gyzym: and troy would be like DON’T YOU MEAN DRACULAS
amazonziti: omg[[MORE]]
gyzym: and meanwhile scott would be like
gyzym: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU’RE THE GOD OF AIR...
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theraggedydoctor replied to your post: that awkward moment when the first time i write…
what jizz wrote something dirty i’m so shocked. :|
i know, i am constantly a parody of everything i stand for
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the fucking rules.
i.
you must consent to be...
that awkward moment when the first time i write and record a spoken word poem in forever it’s DIRTY AS FUCK, WHOOPS
forever myself: a tragic life story
oh well, it’ll be up in a second, sorry/not sorry in advance <3
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“I want Scott to become an Alpha [in Season 3], I think he’s ready. And I want...”
– Tyler on what he wants to happen in Season 3. [x] (via tylerposey-online)
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wolfbad replied to your post: andromeda-reinvented replied to your post: Even if…
Is that like a purifying holiday? I’m sorry I don’t know much about Jewish holidays.
yom kippur is the day of atonement! it’s when we (i.e., jewish folks like myself) spend the day fasting and contemplating the wrongs we’ve made in the last year, in the hopes to do better in the new one that began...
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consistently-unsure replied to your post: Even if you only do it in the tags, I really love it when you write stoner fic :)
You’re really one of the best authors I’ve found for stoner fic. Most times I encounter it, it doesn’t feel right. But yours always hits dead center for me.
….omg so i am deeply and entirely flattered by this and thank you so much (!!!) but i feel obligated to report...
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andromeda-reinvented replied to your post: Even if you only do it in the tags, I really love it when you write stoner fic :)
Not to encourage you, but this is me. Encouraging you.
omg
i want you all to know
that if i do end up writing stoner fic
on yom kippur
i am not going to feel even a little bit guilty but i am going to blame y’all a lot
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consistently-unsure asked: Even if you only do it in the tags, I really love it when you write stoner fic :)
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Five Times Stiles Was Bisexual And One Time He Was... →
Stiles does things. WHILE BISEXUAL. (I told you guys I was tempted to write this.)
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we might have some feelings:
polytropic-liar:
gyzym:
amazonziti: but boyd/lydia i, like okay
amazonziti: i am pretty sure that any het relationship lydia is in she is EXTREMELY in charge
amazonziti: and like, she’s so used to having to bully and manipulate her way to the top
amazonziti: and i just want her being SO CONFUSED
amazonziti: when boyd is like yep
amazonziti: i know who you are and what you’re like
amazonziti:...
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we might have some feelings:
amazonziti: but boyd/lydia i, like okay
amazonziti: i am pretty sure that any het relationship lydia is in she is EXTREMELY in charge
amazonziti: and like, she’s so used to having to bully and manipulate her way to the top
amazonziti: and i just want her being SO CONFUSED
amazonziti: when boyd is like yep
amazonziti: i know who you are and what you’re like
amazonziti: you can take me...
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you had me at ello-hay:
amazonziti: your mention of triplet-twin speak amazonziti: makes me want tiny stiles amazonziti: trying to convince tiny scott amazonziti: that they need their OWN LANGUAGE amazonziti: in which to exchange tiny secrets gyzym: omg omg omg omg omg GOD I BET gyzym: i bet stiles tries to teach scott pig latin first amazonziti: poor scott gyzym: and scott is like gyzym: WHY WOULD ANYONE gyzym: WHAT...
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uh fyi jgl just did a…striptease…on snl… I figured you guys might wanna know about that, because, um, omg
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our feels go both ways:
gyzym: ahahahahahaha i am so tempted gyzym: on such a regular basis gyzym: to write a fic called gyzym: ‘five times stiles was bisexual and one time he was still bisexual’ gyzym: that’s just gyzym: five totally non-sexual vignettes postcard: sdhfjkshfkshdjfkhksdf gyzym: like, stiles goes to the store and buys an energy drink! gyzym: and then stiles drives somewhere! postcard: oh...
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martymcphly:
me: goddamn it, articulate and clearly employed fellow deadhead, you would be my perfect man if you weren't like five years too old for me
me: ...oh, god, stiles stilinski problems
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SCOTT/STILES FEELS AHOY:
(because i realized it was too long to be up without a cut after i posted it. ALSO TUMBLR WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FORMATTING I’M SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF HARD ENTERS, GUYS. WHAT THE SHIT.):
consistently-unsure asked: *chinhands* tell me all about your scott/stiles feels, please?
well, I MEAN, IF YOU’RE GONNA TWIST MY ARM
so i think they’ve been touching forever, right, curling up...
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oh-you-better-run:
gyzym:
oh-you-better-run:
gyzym replied to your post:
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well i mean OBVIOUSLY IF THE CHOICE IS YOU OR GLITTER I’M GOING TO PICK YOU
IT’S OKAY I’LL MAKE A CAVE OF A BEDROOM FULL OF WEIRD BLINKY LIGHTS AND MAGPIE SHINY OBJECTS AND VARIOUS THINGS I HAVE FOUND ON THE STREET
ALSO SOMEONE ASKED ME THE OTHER DAY WHY YOU WERE JESSE EISENBERG
WELL I...
oh-you-better-run:
gyzym replied to your post:
GLITTER IS NEVER APPROPRIATE OR APPLICABLE IT IS THE WORST OF ALL THE CRAFT SUPPLIES AND IT NEVER COMES OUT OF ANYTHING AND IT LEAVES YOU SPARKLING HORRIBLY FOR DAYS FRIENDSHIP OVER (not really; EXCEPT ABOUT THE GLITTER I MEAN THAT)
WELL YOU AREN’T GOING TO ENJOY OUR FUTURE BEDAZZLED APARTMENT ARE YOU NOW
OR MY GLITTER BODYWASH
OR MY GLITTER...
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snowdarkred replied to your post: all day every (other) day:
omg tho
deep down underneath the assorted whatsits i am really mostly reptilian hindbrain
…well, not that deep down
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all day every (other) day:
gyzym: ugh i would love to fuck a girl right now gyzym: like i have no interest at all in being fucked at this time gyzym: but if i could find a nice girl who just wanted someone to finger-fuck her through the first three orgasms and lick the next two out of her gyzym: i would enjoy that gyzym: SOME BISEXUALS JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD COME postcard: hahahahahahaha oh my god
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here, have some podfic
trinityclare:
I can’t post the audio here because it’s too long (ahaha, ahahahahaha), but I made a thing!
Podfic of I Flatly Refuse To Call This “The Bend And Snap” by gyzym. I literally do not know how or why this happened, but I had fun.
download mp3 (35MB) at mediafire | also posted at AO3
oh my god you guys LOOK TRINITYCLARE PODFICCED THE YOGA STORY AND LO IT IS AMAZING, ugh bb your...
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fungusvansant asked: I don't ship anyone in the Avengers really but I read all your Avengers fic anyway because your Thor is Triangle Sally levels of hilarious
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snowdarkred:
you’re in a car with a beautiful boy
and he says
goddammit not this again
you’re in a car with a beautiful girl and she is reading other people’s words like she will die trying, voice a honeysuckle flower with the sweet leeched out to bleed against your treacherous gums, sorrow beating against the windshield like a trapped bird and she won’t tell you she loves...
