February 2013
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GOD I FORGOT NIC CAGE’S CHARACTER’S NAME IS “BENJAMIN FRANKLIN GATES”
this movie is the treasure anyone who says otherwise is clearly mistaken
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some days, even your lucky rocketship underpants won’t help
and on those days you need to watch nicholas cage steal the declaration of independence
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January 2013
HEY Y’ALL, fyi i am having some Internet Problems, mainly revolving around some incompetence on the part of the people who provide the internet and some deep and abiding frustation on the part of the person who wishes to receive it, aka me
no that noise you hear is not me grinding me teeth all the way from cleveland ohio why do you ask
point is, i may be scarce for the next few days until...
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to boldly jam where no jam has jammed before:
tygermama replied to your post: happy music, just because:
Now did Jim already know the Allman Brothers, or did he discover them snooping in Bones’ music collection? And do they like Lynyrd Skynyrd?
some caveats :
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ASKED ME THIS YOU DON’T WANT ME TO GO DOWN THIS ROAD I WON’T BE ABLE TO STOP IT’LL BE AN ALL-OUT ENTERPRISE CREW MUSIC POST whoops too...
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happy music, just because:
thirty songs total, including three mash-ups, two tunes without words, and one song that used to be in mazda commercials way back when. zoom motherfucking zoom, y’all!
everybody talks - neon trees | start the commotion - wiseguys feat. greg nice | folsom prison gangstaz (eazy-e vs. johnny cash) - dj topcat | cobrastyle - teddybears feat. mad cobra | bombshell blonde - owl city | change of...
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a cautionary tale:
if you, like me, are short enough that things in your cabinets are often too high for you to reach, and you wish to make yourself a cookie in a mug, and the closest mug is on one of those too-high shelves, and you think to yourself “self, you are an adult now, climbing on counters is unseemly, refrain from climbing and jump instead! bat at the mug until it comes close enough to the edge of...
pyroclast asked: SO HEY REMEMBER WHEN I SAID XKIT DOESN'T WORK? Well the developers literally just updated it and everything works! There are some things that it doesn't have that Missing E does have, but it should be a lot better for reblogging until Missing E updates (we are on day 3 of the developer of that being totally silent about updating in the face of the Tumblr changes).
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lashlights said: also bones is a fucking trauma surgeon badass doctor dude. so. triage comes with the job as they say. i’m sorry, nobody says that.’
YES ALSO THIS lol my reply-to-replies thing has broken since i posted that BUT YEAH I HAVE A LOT OF BONES-ALMOST-DEFINITELY-DID-ER-ROTATIONS-AND-HAS-HIS-SHIT-TOGETHER-IN-A-CRISIS feelings that i will go into when i can work tumblr again...
limit-the-sky asked: my reply to replies from missing e broke a long time ago, and i was able to reply to replies by following this: you post something (will be labeled "X"), someone replies to it (labeled "Y"), you go to your post X on your dash/your posts page, click on the number of notes and find Y, hover your cursor over Y, there should be a little speech bubble on the right side of Y, click...
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drinkmasturbatecry replied to your post: saisondincandenza replied to your post: jizZY YOUR…
WHAT HOW HOW HOW I CAN’T MAKE REPLY REPLIES WORK WHAT DARK MAGICKS HAVE YOU SUMMONED I MUST KNOW TELL ME AT ONCE plz
I’D LIKE TO TELL YOU BUT HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW, okay you have to understand that i operate tumblr by essentially waiting until things show up on my dash that are like...
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saisondincandenza replied to your post: jizZY YOUR TAGS THOUGH like can we just talk about…
oh god you are doing nothing to quell this horrible bones/kirk situation in my head and I love you for it (ps the way these personality types figure in when one or both of them are in life threatening danger asdfkhlkashfld nope
(HEY REPLIES TO REPLIES STILL WORK even though it doesn’t open a...
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oh damn, new tumblr has come to me. unsurprisingly, i’m less than pleased (and sorry in advance for the possible state of this blog as i figure out how doing shit works now that EVERYTHING I’M USED TO IS WRONG), but at least it’s not QUITE as unworkable as i was expecting?
oh, individual post pages. i feel like i hardly knew ye.
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lesfemmesdangereuses asked: jizZY YOUR TAGS THOUGH like can we just talk about how THIS IS THE PERSON JIM KIRK CHOOSES TO BE BEST FRIENDS LIKE IS ANYONE SURPRISED cause I feel like for jim kirk "you terrify me" is exactly what would make him go "I WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU" asdlfhkasdhfa
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Girls
drinkmasturbatecry:
ironfries:
floobin:
sparklexobarbie:
glitteringbarbee:
Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used/passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until...
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random jim/bones headcanons, part deux:
Goddamn it, I knew I wasn’t done:
Bones enjoys country music from all eras, including that of the late 20th/early 21st century. Jim spends a significant amount of time calling him weird and mocking him for this (“You know they make music today, Bones, don’t you? You don’t have to limit yourself this way! The future is here! The future is now! Seriously, is somebody playing a harmonica, how do you...
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lbd’s george wickham is such an accurate depiction of the sort of emotionally abusive/manipulative asshole that keeps partners interested by (and gets off on) subtly but steadily eating at said partner’s self-esteem and making them think they’re worthless, and then presenting themselves as the one person who loves them despite that/the only thing that gives them worth that it’s actually kind of...
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life, hold the dairy:
So! I was sent an ask the other day asking if I, as someone with a dairy allergy, had any advice for someone newly diagnosed with said allergy for living dairy-free! I do indeed, but I figured I’d answer it this way so that others could reblog/reply with their advice—this is selfish, because despite having been born and lived my whole life with this allergy, I am always looking for new...
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but daycare duty would be a mess and a half:
tygermama replied to your post: saisondincandenza replied to your post: random…
Jim and Bones’ kids idea of what a healthy relationship is is going to be so delightfully screwed.
YES BUT ALSO NOT AT ALL
And, oh my god okay, this is the closest I will ever get to writing kidfic for this pairing because DESPITE WHAT I AM ABOUT TO WRITE DOWN, I firmly believe that Jim and Bones are far more...
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saisondincandenza replied to your post: random jim/bones headcanons:
omg but also eternal sympathy to anyone who has to hang out with jim and bones when they’re finally a couple LIKE
RIGHT, LIKE, POOR EVERYONE
theirs is a union fueled by arguing and exasperation and jealousy and the occasional blinding smile and/or overdone declaration of passion and really loud sex and a lot more bourbon...
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random jim/bones headcanons:
Reboot, in no particular order, and subject to be continued either via a tag I haven’t thought of yet or rebageling as more occur to me (I CAN’T MAKE THE FEELINGS GO AWAY OKAY I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEM):
Even after their shared quarters are essentially common knowledge, occasionally somebody new will take on a shift on the bridge. They’ll wait until their curiosity...
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IT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE MY LAST CIGARETTE, HOLY SHITBALLS. I know this because today I ~stepped down~ from the 14mg nicotine patches to the 7mg ones (sidenote: the smaller nicotine patches are ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY SMALLER, I may or may not have made a small sound of delight upon opening the package; I never thought I’d think of a nicotine patch as “adorable,” but...
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pick a card:
So, the other night when I was talking about The Brothers Bloom—and okay, hold up, this essay contains spoilers for The Brothers Bloom, if you haven’t seen The Brothers Bloom GO WATCH THE BROTHERS BLOOM DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME READING ME NATTERING ABOUT IT WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE TIME IS A-WASTIN’. Okay, if you are still reading I assume you have seen this film, so I can...
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psychopathlesstraveled replied to your post: you know i would genuinely enjoy snowstorms if my…
the fact that your dog’s name is Jerry makes this post
jerry garcia, in fact! he even kind of resembles him, in that he’s got a white beard under his chin and operates on a plane of existence that no one else on earth can really follow. all dogs should be named after music legends or food...
you know i would genuinely enjoy snowstorms if my dog didn’t fREAK THE FUCK OUT every time the plow came by
jerry, buddy, you live in cleveland
it is going to snow
the plow is going to come
you must accept this, i know learning things is hard for you but pleaaaaaaaase
can’t you be afraid of the vacuum cleaner like a normal dog that thing makes DRASTICALLY FEWER appearances in your...
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he's not wrong:
me: you know, they’re releasing jurassic park in 3D in april!
my dad: ugh, i don’t want to see that that gila monster eat newman in 3D. it was scary enough before, and that was just 2D! why are you laughing? you know that shit was scary.
me: ‘i don’t want to see that gila monster eat newman’ ?
my dad: oh come on, you knew exactly what i meant.
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bittersilver asked: Also don't harass friends for their ADHD meds if they have prescriptions for them, that shit is rude and annoying and also illegal.
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earlkonig asked: As a former student and an incredible writer, I was wondering if you had any advice on how not to fail midterms?
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limit-the-sky asked: your latest post made me search up "nova boy" and OMG THOSE LOOK SO DELICIOUS AAAAAAHHHHH
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melthedestroyer asked: I just want you to know that when you search "nova boy bagel" in google, the first result is your dreamwidth. I am not even joking a little.
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lesfemmesdangereuses asked: omfhklsdhflsahflksda JIZZY YOU READ SWITCH DAKHFLAHKLFHDASLKFHALSK TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS
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no matter how many times i see it, there’s no movie that hits me quite the way the brothers bloom does. man. man.
things i have now concluded definitively: no matter how appropriate or well used, the only circumstance in which I enjoy the word “lover” is when it is directly preceded by the words “damn, i wish i was your”
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ladymdej replied to your post: khaleesi replied to your post: hollyandvice…
See also: everyone farts, even supernaturally perfect looking people like Iman and Cate Blanchett. Even in public.
Okay, in fairness Cate Blanchett is Galadriel, so it’s not farting when she does it, it’s “creating new wind”
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rosewindow asked: Every time I feel like a failure, I read one of your posts about the myth of Graceful Adults and it gives me hope that I'm not going to fail at life. So thanks for that.
