amazonpoodle replied to your post: oh mannnn, now i’m super annoyed i didn’t stay to… WAIT HOW CAN A MOVIE CALLED TROLL 2 NOT HAVE ANY TROLLS IN IT okay so here is THE HILARIOUS TRUE STORY of how troll 2 came to be called troll 2: the movie was produced under the far more accurate title goblins (spoiler: in addition to not being a sequel to anything, troll 2 is actually about...
hellotailor asked: oh mannnn, now i'm super annoyed i didn't stay to watch the Troll 2 doc, because i actually got tickets for a double-bill of the movie and the documentary, but left after the first half because my friend couldn't get in and i didn't want to be sitting alone for four hours. CURSES. p.s. the doc was DIRECTED BY THE KID?? scream, he is the wesley crusher of z-movies!! p.p.s. also...
flerica replied to your post: v happy to see that you appreciate the staggering… So Troll 2 is worse than The Room? OKAY SO NOT EXACTLY BUT KIND OF? so the basic differences between troll 2 and the room are genre, setting, and premise. so like, as terrible as the room is (AND IT’S REALLY GLORIOUSLY AMAZINGLY TERRIBLE) they’re still, you know, in ~the room~, or at the...
a-mother-ahem-broadway-show asked: your tags on that lotr-on-set pic are so ridiculously true, I thought this was OVER, it's like he's coming back to haunt us, after all this time, we let him slip from our minds thinking all was well, and my sister was the one with the obssession for god sake! how do I get out orlando I blame your fantastic hair stop this
hellotailor asked: v happy to see that you appreciate the staggering work of genius that is Troll 2, a film that is in no way affiliated with any other film with Troll in the title. did you know they made a documentary about it? i haven't seen the doc, but i do know the lead "actor" is now a dentist who shows up to conventions and signs DVDs of Troll 2 for funsies.
semblanceofnormality: in all my life, I have never encountered such an astounding act of trolling as the time I spent an hour and a half downloading what I thought was a Good Omens fanmix and then discovering that it was a Best of Queen album.
taylor swift in the style of e.e. cummings
i remember when we broke up the first time saying, “this is it, i’ve had enough,” ‘cause like we hadn’t seen each other in a month when you said you needed space what
id0nteven asked: The reason there aren't any black people in Middle Earth is because it is not Earth. They do not have our races in Middle Earth, they have Hobbits, Dwarves, Elves, Humands, Orcs, etc; not Asians, Caucasians, Hispanics, etc.
Hmm, okay. I understand where you’re coming from here, and thank you for sending this! There are a few different things I want to say here, so I’m answering this way so I can use a cut and avoid spamming people’s dashes with another long post. The “But it was written in a different time!” excuse… does not really hold up? And that’s true for a couple of...
tygermama asked: I can't help but think that 'Groin' is an unfortunate name to say in bed
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE...
leupagus: bilbogotback: BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CUNTS PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CUNTS WHO RUIN THINGS THEY ARE RUINING THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN THEY ARE RUINING IT BY SUGGESTING EVERYBODY IS FUCKING EACH OTHER, REGARDLESS OF GENDER, SPECIES, OR EVEN THEM BEING FUCKING RELATED JUST FUCKING STOP YOU ARE ALL FUCKING CUNTS I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THIS I FUCKING BLAME TUMBLR IT’S...