corvidcharlie asked: do you mind tagging sebastian stan? i really love your blog but he's all over my dash and the only way for me to blacklist it is if people tag it

let this serve as my…. uh, actually i have no idea how often i do this, which is to my point: THIS IS A REMINDER/WARNING/ALERT THAT I AM TERRIBLE AT TAGS AND THIS BLOG IS TERRIBLE AT TAGS. this will always be the situation because i am a disorderly pile of garbage zipped up inside a human suit, and i have both the attention span and the organizational skills of a drunk lemming. that’s just the way that it is. i do my best to identify and tag any triggers in a given post, but like, I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHERE ALL MY OWN FANFIC IS ON THIS BLOG? BECAUSE I HAVE A DEDICATED TAG FOR IT THAT I FORGET TO USE AT LEAST 40% OF THE TIME? yeah. i’m a disaster.

my point being: i will try to remember to tag for sebastian stan, but i make no promises because remembering to tag things is an uphill battle that i am always losing. however! if you block either the words “bazzy” or “sebstan” that should catch most of what i post about him, because i don’t seem to be capable at this time of blogging about him without calling him by one or both of those names somewhere in either the tags or the post <3

bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry

(via ifeelbetterer)

neenya:

"—one more cigarette, one more bottle, and maybe this’ll be the time it does something, please, god, maybe this time.”

chain-smoking!bucky based on this post

dear world if you need me you can find me here, staring at this. for the rest. of my life. OH MY GOD. JUST. OH MY GOD.

selfmadesuperhero:

gyzym:

hello this is a text post in support of bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who wears steve’s huge plaid button-downs over natasha’s too-tight jeans and a pair of old doc martens sam was going to donate to goodwill, because those are the clothes that are around and who gives a shit? bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who goes out in steve’s plastic framed on-the-run glasses because he misses the eye protection his googles used to provide. bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who buys vinyl because he was born in 1917 and drinks his coffee black for the same reason. BUCKY BARNES: ACCIDENTAL HIPSTER. that’s all thank you goodbye

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YEP OKAY

GOD IS REAL

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe

(via the1001cranes)

hello this is a text post in support of bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who wears steve’s huge plaid button-downs over natasha’s too-tight jeans and a pair of old doc martens sam was going to donate to goodwill, because those are the clothes that are around and who gives a shit? bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who goes out in steve’s plastic framed on-the-run glasses because he misses the eye protection his googles used to provide. bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who buys vinyl because he was born in 1917 and drinks his coffee black for the same reason. BUCKY BARNES: ACCIDENTAL HIPSTER. that’s all thank you goodbye

(Source: lovelyvulturi, via miss-pamela)

There is no need to explain this gifset.

PLEASE YES, give me bucky barnes smoking cigarettes until the inside of his throat itches on every inhale, give me bucky barnes holding a roll-up til it burns down to the fingers of his flesh-and-blood hand, give me bucky barnes drinking until he throws up from muscle memory alone, not at all because he’s drunk, just because some part of him remembers that he should be. give me bucky barnes who tries to treat his panic and confusion with his old favorite medicines, with stupid scary overindulgences, with being a beautiful self-destructive baby, and hating the world (himself) when he realizes they don’t do shit anymore. give me bucky barnes who teeters on a dangerous edge and doesn’t know who the hell to tell about it so he just keeps trying, like with everything, trying to be that guy he used to be — one more cigarette, one more bottle, and maybe this’ll be the time it does something, please, god, maybe this time. 

(Source: thegladersoldier)

n-a-blue-box:

caffeinetooth:

muscle memory

EASY THERE, SATAN

(via revolutionaryjo)

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