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I would totally totally TOTALLY read fic of nothing but Molly and Greg buying furniture omg. “I really like this chair, Molly. Really, really like it.” “But Atticus will get all over it and claw it up.” “That doesn’t matter I REALLY LIKE THIS CHAIR.”

greg claims his only requirement for furniture is comfort

this is a bold-faced lie, molly realizes quickly

greg is, in fact, SHOCKINGLY PICKY about furniture—he has opinions about color and shape and whether or not he’s ever seen a similar piece with a murder vic in it—he just tries to pretend not to because someone, at some point in his life, convinced him that talking about such things like a normal person was NOT ON or something

molly cannot puzzle it out

she just wants to stop sleeping on a mattress on the floor, okay