what the actual shit

at the excellent advice of crosberg, i went to babynames.com and started typing in words that i associate with Braincast-As-Chiwetel-Ejiofor-But-Unnamed-As-Of-Yet’s character

and i tried, you know, watchful

since that was what i liked about ira

and FUCKING GREG CAME UP

OH MY GOD THE NEVER ENDING SPIRAL OF LESTRADE FEELS IS ACTUALLY NOT POSSIBLE TO ESCAPE