peekadora:

oh my friends, my friends

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Tags: POSTCARD BABY IT'S US IN A NUTSHELL well except that last one because i would save your life in any situation but i'm pretty sure there is no situation where saving you could make me appear less bisexual POSSIBLY IF IT WAS PLEASE STATE ON LIVE TELEVISION THAT YOU ARE NOT BISEXUAL ONLY THEN WILL WE DISENGAGE THE LASERS and i mean i'd do it and everything but try not to get held at laserpoint for a ransom of me denying my bisexuality is what i'm saying