SPEAKING OF OVERHEARD AVENGERS CONVERSATIONS:

  • girl in yard holding captain america shield: I AM IRON MAN
  • boy in yard holding stick: NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • girl in yard holding captain america shield: I AM IRON MAN!!!
  • boy in yard holding stick: no, look, you've got the shield, so you're captain america! i've got the spear, so i'm loki! and--
  • tree, presumably containing child: I'M UP HERE SO I'M HAWKEYE
  • me: THIS IS THE BEST RED LIGHT I'VE EVER STOPPED AT