standard “hi, new people!” post:

hi guys!! welcome to my blog; i am excited to have you here! y’all can call me gyzym, or jizzy, or jizz—yes, i know what it means, and no, i don’t mind. i was trying to reference an allen ginsberg poem when i originally invested myself in the name, and by the time i realized what it actually meant (i was young, we don’t have to talk about it), it was too late. as you will come to discover if you continue to follow this blog, i am pretty intelligent in some realms, but there are definitely…gaps. it’s super okay to laugh at me; i am, more often than not, laughing at myself.

so, basic info: 23, american, bisexual, jewish, female pronouns, wildly vacillating relationship with capitalization, never vacillating love for this chick right here, no i am not going to post pictures of my face, yes i know i am hideously terrible at answering asks and i’m very sorry about it, and mostly what gets posted here is fandom stuff! sometimes also opinion stuff, funny stuff, culture stuff, social justice stuff, queer stuff, original writing stuff, and fuzzy animal stuff, but mostly fandom stuff. which fandom kind of depends on my mood, what fics i’m currently working on, and what robert downey jr is up to, give or take a few variables. my tagging system is ridiculous and nonsensical and useless as an organizational tool, and is going to stay that way largely because that’s a pretty accurate reflection of me as a person. i don’t do hate; i don’t do bashing; i sometimes do anger, but mostly i try not to, because being angry is not something i enjoy. everything i post is an opinion, and i am never trying to dictate yours. if i do something problematic, please tell me, and we’ll talk about how to fix it! anon asks are off and never getting turned back on because i have not missed the stress they caused me (sorry, non-stress causing nonnies, i do miss you guys!), but i promise that if you send me something you do not want published, i will not publish it <3  

i don’t know how many of you there are, because i rarely check my follow count due to reasons of sometimes it makes me nervous, but! should you have a poke around this blog and go “wow, this girl is waaaaaay too into tony stark for me” or what have you, every day is unfollowing amnesty day here at chez jizz, and you can feel free to hit that button at any time guilt-free. otherwise: hi hi hi! i am thrilled to have you, pull up a chair, and please be warned that it’s never going to get less bizarre. :D

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