i have now viewed andrew garfield jumps on things: the movie
and i must say, tragically, that i am largely disappointed
andrew garfield jumped on considerably fewer things than expected, and also there were a lot of weird directorial choices, and also i cannot imagine a bigger waste of sally fields, and also that was more hole than plot???
on the other hand, emma stone was, unsurprisingly, f l a w l e s s, although it’s deeply possible that her face blinds me to objectivity so i cannot be sure
and on the other other hand, i got a hot dog at the theater for reasons of not eating all day, and realized after I bought it that it was an eisenberg hot dog. and there’s something pretty great, actually, about watching an andrew garfield movie while eating an eisenberg hot dog.
