ratifythesilence replied to your post: gyzym liked your post: ratifythesilence:…literally reared back from my computer in surpriselife’s dangerous when you roll with me
DOES THIS MAKE ME DANGEROUS BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S MORE MY LIFE’S PURPOSE TO BE FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING AND RIDICULOUS
BUT IF DANGEROUS IS AN OPTION I WILL RETHINK, AMONGST OTHER THINGS, MY WARDROBE
NEEDS MORE LEATHER, PROBS
MAYBE YOU CAN GET THE SAME DISCOUNT DEREK DOES
DO YOU MEAN THE “ANGST WAFTS OFF OF YOU IN WAVES AND CALLS THE LEATHER OFF THE RACKS” DISCOUNT, THE “WE STILL FEEL GUILTY FOR FIRING YOU DUE TO YOUR FROWNING” DISCOUNT, OR THE “WOW OKAY MAYBE GET YOUR CLAWS OUTTA MY NECK DUDE ALL I SAID WAS HELLO JUMPY MUCH???” DISCOUNT
BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE DEREK WORKS ALL THREE
IT’S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONE DISCOUNT PER TRANSACTION BUT, WELL
DEREK IS TRYING TO BUY IN BULK, OKAY, HE DOESN’T HAVE PATIENCE FOR YOUR SHITTY HUMAN RULES
ALPHA WEREWOLVES DON’T HAVE DISCOUNT LIMITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
