how the sourwolf stole christmas?
gyzym: DEREK HALE: CAN’T EVEN LURK LIKE AN ADULT
postcard: DEREK IS LIKE A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE
postcard: COMPARED TO THE ADULTS
postcard: HE MIGHT AS WELL BE WEARING FAIRY LIGHTS
postcard: DEREK HALE: CAN’T ADULT FULL STOP
gyzym: ONLY BLACK FAIRY LIGHTS THOUGH
gyzym: IT WOULDN’T DO TO BE BREAKING THE ~THEME~
postcard: I HAVE A BLACK CHRISTMAS TREE YOU KNOW
gyzym: GOD OF COURSE YOU DO WHY I AM EVEN REMOTELY SURPRISED
gyzym: …oh my god help me help me suddenly my head is full of a grinch that stole christmas AU
postcard: ahahahahahahahaha
gyzym: DEREK HALE
gyzym: SNEAKING INTO HOUSES
gyzym: DROPPIN’ COAL IN STOCKINGS
gyzym: GETTING CAUGHT EVERY THIRD HOUSE
gyzym: BY BEACON HILLS TOWNSPEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE
gyzym: DUDE REALLY WHAT
postcard: derek hale would never give christmas back though
postcard: and stiles would be a terrible foil
postcard: ALSO ANGRY AND MISERABLE AND HATING CHRISTMAS
gyzym: oh my god stiles wouldn’t even care
gyzym: stiles would be like
gyzym: TAKE CHRISTMAS
gyzym: GO AHEAD
gyzym: DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT IT
postcard: sdfhdskjksdfhksdhfshf
gyzym: DO I STRIKE YOU AS SOMEONE
gyzym: WHO HAS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
gyzym: WITH WRAPPING PAPER
gyzym: BECAUSE NO, I DO NOT
postcard: ahahahahahahahaha
gyzym: GO ON, GIVE ME THE REST OF THAT COAL, IT’S CALIFORNIA, I’LL HAVE BBQ, TAKE THAT HAT OFF, IT’S 65 DEGREES OUTSIDE
gyzym: OH MY GOD, DID YOU PUT *ANTLERS* ON *ISAAC*
postcard: oh my god
postcard: can you imagine
postcard: what the pack
postcard: think of this
gyzym: oh my god boyd was just like NO, DEREK
postcard: isaac is only going along with it because it makes derek less likely to break his arm
gyzym: erica is watching it all
gyzym: and laughing hysterically
gyzym: and sending boyd text messages
gyzym: because boyd just like
gyzym: WALKED OUT
gyzym: NO DEREK
gyzym: NOT THIS TIME
gyzym: NOT THIS ONE
gyzym: *NOT TODAY*
postcard: you know is super upset by all this
postcard: SCOTT
gyzym: oh my god no he’s not
postcard: THOUGH
postcard: BOYD PROBS TOLD HIM
postcard: AS A LIKE
postcard: STAY AWAY FROM HIM
postcard: does he think it’s hilar
gyzym: HOW CAN HE BE UPSET, POSTCARD
gyzym: WHEN HE IS STILL
gyzym: AT THE MALL
gyzym: LOOKING
gyzym: FOR ALLISON’S
gyzym: GIFT
postcard: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
postcard: OMG
gyzym: IT HAS TO BE PERFECT OKAY
postcard: ‘YOU’VE BEEN THERE FOR FIVE DAYS RUNNING, BRO’
postcard: ‘SHUT UP, STILES’
gyzym: fhjdsfhdsjkfhsd
postcard: i bet it’s still
postcard: something
postcard: she doesn’t want
postcard: anyway
postcard: because i love scott
postcard: but he does not scream
postcard: I GIFT GOOD
gyzym: i don’t know, man
gyzym: i can totally see him
gyzym: being that guy who like
gyzym: agonizes and agonizes and comes up with a bunch of really terrible ideas
gyzym: and then, at the last minute
gyzym: comes up with something RIDICULOUSLY PERFECT
gyzym: every time
gyzym: scott mccall has a Heart Of Gold, okay, Hearts Of Gold are good at gifts
postcard: sfhjksdhfkhsdkfhsdfh
postcard: awww true
postcard: also i feel like lydia
postcard: would not let him
postcard: fail
postcard: just for allison happy-making reasons
gyzym: MEANWHILE BOYD IS LIKE, AT THE LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER HELPING PEOPLE AND READING TO CHILDREN AND DESPAIRING OF THE FACT THAT EVERYONE HE KNOWS HAS NO PRIORITIES ABOUT ANYTHING
postcard: LITERALLY NONE AT ALL
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gyzym: omg can i put this christmas crap on tumblr
postcard: yes
postcard: people can be
postcard: do i want to say ‘horrified’
postcard: i don’t even know
gyzym: they can be
gyzym: as thrilled as i am
gyzym: about the image of
gyzym: derek hale
gyzym: in a christmas hat
gyzym: frowning
gyzym: and holding coal
