#Z I LOVE YOU #oh my god kitty stiles pancake thief!!!!#….sentences that let you know you’ve lost control of your life
YOU’RE NOT ALONE BB
#no seriously #where’s the au #where some witches or warlocks or something turn stiles into a cat #and he lurks in wait in the abandoned train station #waiting for derek to walk by so stiles can blitz-attack his ankles #boyd is probably the best at handling him #he just picks stiles up by the scruff of his neck and puts him where he wants him #and stiles is like OKAY BOYD #YOU WIN #YOU GIVE THE BEST EAR SCRITCHES ANYWAY #but let’s be real #it’s scott who gives stiles the pancakesGOD OBVIOUSLY IT IS SCOTT WHO GIVES STILES THE PANCAKES
although actually if we want to get REALLY real scott probably made those pancakes for his own damn self and left them alone to go find the syrup, because, okay, he SAW stiles positioning himself on top of the stairs in order to execute Operation Flying Tackle Into Derek’s Face, he thought he had at LEAST three minutes
but obviously Operation Flying Tackle Into Derek’s Face was in fact a clever ruse, because stiles already executed it to a satisfactory conclusion (to wit: derek hale shrieking and batting at his face and yelling AHHHH STILES GODDAMN IT in what stiles is sure derek will fondly imagine was a lower-pitched voice) before scott woke up. this is in fact Operation Convince Scott To Leave His Pancakes Alone For A Few Minutes, which is why scott comes back to find that stiles has removed not only the top pancake, but the two pancakes beneath it, and dragged them over to the little bed they made for him in the corner out of laundry, to like, ~hold down the fort~ or whatever until they figure out how the hell to change him back
and scott spends several minutes making outraged noises at stiles, who licks his paws—he’s not even EATING the pancakes, scott thinks, HOW IS THAT FAIR—until boyd and derek come in, and boyd raises his eyebrows as stiles comes and winds himself between his legs, and derek just crosses his arms over his chest and leans against the wall and is like, “i know, scott. i know.”
I can’t decide if the reason Stiles stole Scott’s pancakes is JUST because he wants Scott not to have them, or if it’s also because he wants to hoard them and then put them on Boyd’s pillow as a present when he’s sleeping. THIS TOTALLY COUNTS AS HUNTING AND KILLING OKAY.
GOD POOR ERICA, WHO KEEPS WAKING UP TO FIND STILES LEAVING THINGS IN THE BED AND BEING LIKE “BOYD, CAN YOU PLEASE START LOCKING THE DOOR, CAN YOU MAKE DEREK KEEP HIM IN HIS ROOM, CAN HE GO HOME WITH SCOTT, OH MY GOD STILES NO ONE WANTS A SLICE OF YESTERDAY’S CAKE HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT UP HERE IT’S 4 AM!!!!!!!!!!!”
boyd thinks it’s kind of adorable, in a gonna-blackmail-you-forever-when-you’re-human-again sort of way
(via amazonpoodle)
