stilinskipampers-deactivated201 asked: THAT IS REASONABLE. Next question: what would happen if for some reason Stiles was compelled to ask Tony for wooing advice?
it would go like this:
tony: NO STRAWBERRIES
stiles: okay, great, man, except that that’s not really what i’d call ‘helpful,’ you got anything else for me?
tony: BLUEBERRIES ARE ALWAYS THE BETTER CHOICE
stiles: …okay, maybe i wasn’t clear, i’m not making muffins, i’m looking to get in someone’s pants, why are we talking about—
rhodey: oh my god, tony, what the hell? this looks like a high school student, where did you even find—look, kid, believe me, you do not want to take advice from this man. unless it’s advice on how to drive someone crazy, and even then, i honestly would think twice before you listen to him.
tony: just trust me on the strawberries and you’ll be fine.
