The truth is, I'll probably be rumbling and stumbling for the rest of my days, rocking to voicemail while the chaos around me rages on. It's nothing compared to to chaos within me, after all--I write stories.
And, look, I'm quite out of my mind, actually, but people tend to find me amusing? I can't imagine why, unless it's morbid fascination.
If you're here to ask my permission to interact with my fanworks or original works in any way, please check my FAQ, linked above, first! I have blanket permission listed for almost everything, and due to tragic disorganization on my part, you're more likely to get a quick answer from that page than from me :D