GLITTER IS NEVER APPROPRIATE OR APPLICABLE IT IS THE WORST OF ALL THE CRAFT SUPPLIES AND IT NEVER COMES OUT OF ANYTHING AND IT LEAVES YOU SPARKLING HORRIBLY FOR DAYS FRIENDSHIP OVER (not really; EXCEPT ABOUT THE GLITTER I MEAN THAT)WELL YOU AREN’T GOING TO ENJOY OUR FUTURE BEDAZZLED APARTMENT ARE YOU NOW
OR MY GLITTER BODYWASH
OR MY GLITTER BODY POWDER
OR MY SEQUINNED FROCK COAT
AND, FRANKLY, THAT IS VERY SAD FOR YOU
(iluuuuu 2)
OUR FUTURE APARTMENT WILL NOT BE BEDAZZLED HDU
I WILL NOT LIVE IN A PLACE COVERED IN GLITTER POSTCARD I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT I WILL NOT HANDLE THAT JE REFUSE
THIS IS ME PULLING THE JESSE EISENBERG I CAN’T COPE WITH THAT CARD, OKAY, IT’S ME OR THE GLITTER AND I AM SO MUCH MORE CAPABLE OF BEING A FUN AND NON-EVERYTHING-RUINING COMPANION THAN GLITTER
(we can have one bedazzled room. so long as i never have to go in it. THIS IS MY COMPROMISE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT)
(Source: soyonscruels)
