saucefactory: I JUST WANT TO MUNCH ON HIS FOOFY HAIR LIKE A MOUNTAIN GOAT ON GRASS THAT KIND OF GRASS YOU KNOW I WANNA GET HIGH ON IT don’t tempt me to write the stoner fic, dude. nobody wants that, not even stiles. possibly even ESPECIALLY NOT STILES.

saucefactory:

I JUST WANT TO MUNCH ON HIS FOOFY HAIR LIKE A MOUNTAIN GOAT ON GRASS

THAT KIND OF GRASS

YOU KNOW

I WANNA GET HIGH ON IT

don’t tempt me to write the stoner fic, dude. nobody wants that, not even stiles. possibly even ESPECIALLY NOT STILES.

(Source: terrible-wolf)

Tags: because stiles sort of strikes me as the kind of stoner who goes quiet and calm and actually has difficulty talking when blazed and i think derek babbles mostly about how he hates being high and the taste of the wolfsbane-laced weed and stiles' shirt and stiles' face and the fact that stiles is not talking and is just letting him FILL the SILENCES because derek is WISE TO THAT TRICK and it's not his fault that things are TAKING SO LONG TO SAY RIGHT NOW and WHY ARE YOU MAKING A FACE STILES and stiles is just like oh my fucking god when i do this with scott we just chill for a couple of hours and watch planet earth and laugh at the weirdest of the animals WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU and neither one of them realizes it's their normal dynamic in reverse ~pot is magical~ the blog teenage mutant misanthropic lycanthropes