six seasons and a crossover:

amazonziti: WHAT IF TROY AND SCOTT MET

amazonziti: WOULD THEY JUST HUG FOREVER

gyzym: omg omg omg

gyzym: troy would be like DO WEREWOLVES REALLY DRINK ALL YOUR BLOOD

gyzym: and abed would be like, troy that’s vampires

gyzym: and troy would be like DON’T YOU MEAN DRACULAS

amazonziti: omg

gyzym: and meanwhile scott would be like

gyzym: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU’RE THE GOD OF AIR CONDITIONING

gyzym: and stiles would be like

gyzym: scott, what

gyzym: and then troy would just be like

gyzym: yes

amazonziti: omgggggggggg

gyzym: and abed would be like

gyzym: yes, he is

amazonziti: poor stiles i can’t

gyzym: and then abed and stiles

gyzym: would go talk about things

gyzym: mostly about

gyzym: sidekick tropes

gyzym: tbh

gyzym: while troy

gyzym: made scott

gyzym: show him wolf things

amazonziti: stiles would be so jealous that abed gets to be batman

gyzym: until he actually saw

gyzym: abed’s batman

gyzym: then he’d just be like

gyzym: HOLY SHIT DUDE

amazonziti: ahahaha FAIR

amazonziti: ugh abed = favorite batman

amazonziti: SORRY CHRISTIAN BALE

amazonziti: ABED DOES IT BETTER

gyzym: ABED IS BATMAN NOW

gyzym: also scott would totally

gyzym: just want to like

gyzym: hang out with troy possibly forever

gyzym: also omg can you imagine

gyzym: how much melissa mccall

gyzym: would love troy

amazonziti: SERIOUSLY

gyzym: it’s so nice when scott brings home NICE PEOPLE

amazonziti: i mean i know melissa loves stiles

amazonziti: EXACTLY

amazonziti: she’s just always wanted

amazonziti: scott to have a friend who was

amazonziti: …

amazonziti: more his speed

gyzym: yes

gyzym: yes yes yes

gyzym: and troy is like

gyzym: HI MRS. MCCALL

gyzym: DID YOU KNOW EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN IS OBSESSED WITH LACROSSE, *WHY*?

gyzym: SCOTT SAYS THAT YOUR SINK IS BROKEN

gyzym: SO I TOLD HIM I WOULD COME FIX IT

amazonziti: ahaha YES

amazonziti: i just want troy

amazonziti: wandering from room to room in the mccall house

amazonziti: fixing the sink and the dishwasher

amazonziti: and the laundry machines

amazonziti: and all the fans and air conditioners

gyzym: yes yes yes yes yes

amazonziti: and he somehow gets them like 1,000 new channels on their tv

gyzym: and melissa is like, scott, he can come over ANY TIME

gyzym: and meanwhile stiles is like

gyzym: standing in the corner

gyzym: with his arms crossed

gyzym: muttering “i could do that if i wanted to”

amazonziti: sulkiest baby

amazonziti: “but can troy rock mountain ash is what i want to know”

gyzym: hfdjkhfdjksfhdskfhdsf

gyzym: AND HE CAN

amazonziti: OF COURSE HE CAN

amazonziti: DAMN IT TROY

gyzym: BECAUSE HE IS THE TRUEST REPAIRMAN

gyzym: AND HE WILL

gyzym: REPAIR MAN

gyzym: I BET EVEN DEATON IS LIKE

gyzym: ….OH, SO *YOU’VE* BEEN INCARNATED AGAIN

amazonziti: ahahaha omggggggg

amazonziti: ms. morrell is all happy to see him

amazonziti: IT’S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME

amazonziti: WELCOME BACK

gyzym: and troy is like

gyzym: *wrinkled brain face*

gyzym: i don’t….know you?

amazonziti: and ms. morrell is like

amazonziti: YOU WILL

gyzym: hgjsdkfhdsfhdsjf

gyzym: god that would be

gyzym: the best reason to do a community teen wolf crossover though

gyzym: deaton and morrell are like sorry

gyzym: we have to go get someone

gyzym: from colorado

amazonziti: he’s really important

gyzym: apparently THE TRUEST REPAIRMAN IS BACK

amazonziti: HE WILL FIX EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG

amazonziti: and derek

amazonziti: there is a lot wrong

gyzym: oh my god

gyzym: now, in my head

gyzym: there is a moment

gyzym: where troy takes one look at derek

gyzym: and just

gyzym: walks right up to him

gyzym: and hugs him

amazonziti: omg

amazonziti: does troy REPAIR DEREK

gyzym: and derek totally

gyzym: just lets this happen

gyzym: lets troy hug him, right

gyzym: and stiles is like

gyzym: WHAT

gyzym: and then

gyzym: WHAT

amazonziti: right right

gyzym: and then

gyzym: IS HE HUMMING *DAYBREAK*!?

gyzym: and abed is like, yes

gyzym: and stiles is like THIS CANNOT HAPPEN

gyzym: DEREK CANNOT BE HUGGED

gyzym: BY HUMMING STRANGERS!!

gyzym: HE DOESN’T LIKE IT!!!

gyzym: and abed

gyzym: cocks his head

gyzym: and looks at derek

gyzym: and says, when people don’t want to be touched they usually extricate themselves pretty quickly

amazonziti: also troy has pretty good instincts for that kind of thing

gyzym: and derek’s an alpha werewolf, which means his physical power exceeds troy’s by a significant degree

gyzym: so it’s probably fine

gyzym: and stiles is like

gyzym: NO IT’S NOT!!!!!!!!!

gyzym: and then abed

gyzym: looks at *stiles*

gyzym: and cocks his head

gyzym: and says

gyzym: ah.

gyzym: troy!

gyzym: and troy like, pulls away from derek

gyzym: and kind of gives abed a look

gyzym: and walks over

gyzym: and is like, what’s up?

gyzym: and abed considers him for a second and then steps forward and puts one hand on the small of his back and the other on his cheek and dips him and kisses him one of those kisses that is like, directly out of casablanca

amazonziti: AUGH

gyzym: and troy’s eyes widen for half a second and then he just kind of

gyzym: closes them and goes for it

gyzym: because, sweet

gyzym: abed feels like movie kissing

amazonziti: i love abed’s arsenal of kisses

amazonziti: it is KIND OF MY FAVORITE

gyzym: YES MINE TOO

gyzym: AND THEY KIND OF

gyzym: MAKE OUT

gyzym: FOR A LONG COUPLE OF MINUTES

gyzym: WHILE STILES JUST

gyzym: GAPES

gyzym: AT THEM

amazonziti: heeee omg

gyzym: AND THEN ABED STEPS AWAY AND WIPES HIS MOUTH WITH THE BACK OF HIS HAND

amazonziti: what is derek doing with himself tho

gyzym: derek is just kind of

gyzym: standing very still

gyzym: because he does not know what is going on

gyzym: and troy blinks kind of dazedly at abed

gyzym: and then grins

gyzym: and is like, what was that for?

gyzym: and abed shrugs

gyzym: and is like, i thought it would save everybody some time

gyzym: and troy is like

gyzym: okay!

gyzym: and goes back to hugging derek

amazonziti: ahaha troy and abed hugging WEREWOLVES

gyzym: omg ALL THE YES IN THE WORLD

gyzym: and stiles is like

gyzym: …..oh

gyzym: …..so you guys are….

gyzym: and abed is like, yes

gyzym: and stiles is like, so troy isn’t….

gyzym: and abed is like, no

gyzym: that would be very out of character for troy

gyzym: your jealousy is kind of hackneyed, as a plot device

gyzym: i thought it might get old pretty quickly

amazonziti: i can’t with you gyz omg

gyzym: fhdfkds and meanwhile

gyzym: scott is like

gyzym: CHILLING AT THE CLINIC

gyzym: while deaton is like

gyzym: LET ME TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW OF THE TRUEST REPAIRMAN

gyzym: and scott keeps making these faces

gyzym: and being like

gyzym: but dude

gyzym: i KNOW troy

gyzym: and he’s just, you know

gyzym: troy

gyzym: this stuff is all sounding kind of like

gyzym: intense and mythical and godlike and stuff

gyzym: and deaton is like

gyzym: YOU ARE A WEREWOLF

gyzym: YOU KNOW THESE THINGS HAPPEN

amazonziti: deaton’s life is a constant trial omg

amazonziti: can jeff come

amazonziti: and just like commiserate with deaton

gyzym: omg of course jeff can come, everybody comes

amazonziti: because i feel like they’d get along

gyzym: jeff spends ten minutes fighting with derek about whose leather jacket

gyzym: is more legit

gyzym: and then spends the rest of the trip alternately

gyzym: commiserating with deaton

gyzym: and getting drunk

gyzym: with chris and the sheriff

amazonziti: jeff feels

amazonziti: that after all he’s dealt with

amazonziti: it’s okay if werewolves

amazonziti: are the FINAL STRAW

gyzym: AGREED

gyzym: meanwhile shirley and lydia have bonded

gyzym: because shirley is like, telling pierce

gyzym: to back the fuck away and stop being a dick

gyzym: when lydia meets her

gyzym: and lydia is like

gyzym: CREEPY OLD GUY PROBLEMS

amazonziti: omg

gyzym: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CREEPY OLD GUY PROBLEMS ARE THE WORST

amazonziti: i want pierce and peter to meet and like

amazonziti: CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT

amazonziti: … sorry

gyzym: and shirley is like oh honey what you are a teenager WHAT DO YOU MEAN CREEPY OLD GUY PROBLEMS

gyzym: CAN WE PUT SOME DEAD BIRDS IN SOMEBODY’S CAR

gyzym: also oh my god yes pierce and peter wrestle each other off a cliff

amazonziti: omg shirley and lydia would be the greatest and most terrifying alliance

amazonziti: jeff emerges from his drunk for like fifteen minutes

amazonziti: comes across them plotting

amazonziti: and runs away again

gyzym: omg yes yes yes yes

gyzym: and ALLISON AND ANNIE

gyzym: ARE FRIENDS WITH MAKEOUTS

gyzym: BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH KIND OF LIKE

gyzym: WELL YOU’RE PRETTY HOT AREN’T YOU

gyzym: AND UNDERSTAND

gyzym: THAT SOMETIMES A BADASS LADY WITH GREAT POSTURE

gyzym: NEEDS TO TRY SOME STUFF OUT

gyzym: WITH THEIR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER’S MOUTHS IT’S FINE

amazonziti: YES GOOD

amazonziti: i feel like jackson and britta

amazonziti: would mostly just hang out in front of a mirror

amazonziti: pouting at each other

amazonziti: perhaps that is unkind of me

gyzym: oh my god no jackson keeps opening his mouth

gyzym: and saying things

gyzym: and britta keeps being like

gyzym: YOU ARE TERRIBLE FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS

gyzym: LET ME EXPLAIN IN PARAGRAPHS

gyzym: I AM A PSYCH MAJOR!!!

gyzym: and jackson is just kind of like….. um okay

amazonziti: LET ME TELL YOU HOW

amazonziti: YOU HAVE BRITTAED YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH DANNY

gyzym: FHDSKJFHDSKFD

gyzym: OMG EVENTUALLY

gyzym: DANNY AND JEFF MEET

gyzym: AND DANNY IS LIKE

gyzym: ….OKAY *YOU* ARE KIND OF MY TYPE

gyzym: AND JEFF IS LIKE

gyzym: KID

gyzym: I AM EVERYBODY’S TYPE

gyzym: AND DANNY IS LIKE, AAAAAAND YOU KILLED IT

amazonziti: NO OMG I AM CACKLING

amazonziti: AHAHAHA

amazonziti: poor danny

gyzym: danny’s life is so hard

gyzym: although

gyzym: not that hard

gyzym: because i do think

gyzym: this trip ends

gyzym: with a troy/abed/danny threeway

amazonziti: I WAS GOING TO SAY

gyzym: because abed is like

gyzym: you seem stable and attractive

gyzym: and troy is like

gyzym: DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME

gyzym: THREESOMES ARE

gyzym: WHEN YOU’RE DATING ABED

gyzym: ABED IS *SO GOOD AT THREESOMES* DANNY

gyzym: AND ALSO YOU ARE

gyzym: KIND OF A REGULATION HOTTIE

gyzym: AND WE AGREED THAT IF WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CALIFORNIA WE SHOULD DO AN ADVENTURE

gyzym: and danny is like

gyzym: were the werewolves….not enough of an adventure

gyzym: and abed is like

gyzym: we wrapped on the werewolves a few hours ago

gyzym: this is the end-credits spot

amazonziti: troy and abed doing daaaaaaanny?

gyzym: OH MY GOD

gyzym: THE NOISE I JUST MADE FHDJFKHDSKFDSFDS

amazonziti: i have been cackling like a loon

amazonziti: alone in my apartment

amazonziti: for like the last 15 minutes

gyzym: this is all going directly on the internet i hope you know this

amazonziti: IT MIGHT AS WELL

gyzym: like do not pass go do not collect $200 DIRECTLY ON THE INTERNET

gyzym: oh my god and meanwhile

gyzym: troy has just been

gyzym: hanging out with the pack

gyzym: for a week

gyzym: with abed

gyzym: and solving all their emotional problems

gyzym: while abed is like

gyzym: I NEED YOU TO LET ME MAKE A COMPENDIUM OF EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT WEREWOLVES

gyzym: NOTHING ANY OF YOU DO IS LOGICAL

amazonziti: omg stiles is ON THAT

gyzym: stiles is like ALLOW ME TO ASSIST YOU

amazonziti: can abed and stiles like thieve peter’s computer pls

gyzym: omg yes

gyzym: abed puts on the batman suit

gyzym: and stands in the corner narrating

gyzym: while stiles unplugs the charger and puts it away

gyzym: peter is being distracted by being

gyzym: yanked off a cliff

gyzym: by pierce

amazonziti: THANKS PIERCE

amazonziti: THE ONLY USEFUL THING YOU EVER DID

gyzym: AND THANKS PETER

gyzym: FOR GETTING RID OF PIERCE

gyzym: THE BEST-CASE REICHENBACH SCENARIO TBH

amazonziti: srsly

amazonziti: lydia and shirley go to the edge of the cliff

amazonziti: just to make sure

amazonziti: that nobody is ~clinging~ anywhere

amazonziti: maybe lydia steps on peter’s fingers or something idk

gyzym: fjsdkfhdskjfhdskfgdsf

gyzym: while across town

gyzym: jeff lifts his head

gyzym: blearily

gyzym: from the counter of the local bar

gyzym: and turns to the sheriff

gyzym: and is like

gyzym: i feel like something just altered the balance of my life

amazonziti: SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG

gyzym: and the sheriff gives him a baleful look

gyzym: and is like

gyzym: welcome to beacon hills, son

gyzym: have another drink

amazonziti: ahaha

amazonziti: just that tableau of like

amazonziti: beleaguered white dudes

amazonziti: drowning their sorrows in tap beer

amazonziti: except jeff annoys everybody by like

amazonziti: asking for some fancy label

amazonziti: because jeff.

gyzym: oh my god yes

gyzym: and both the sheriff and chris are like

gyzym: REALLY.

amazonziti: can jeff please meet danny

amazonziti: in jungle somehow?

gyzym: YES

amazonziti: i don’t know how that would work

amazonziti: i just want jeff

amazonziti: being smug about being better-looking than ryan seacrest

amazonziti: in like a sea of gay dudes

amazonziti: stiles is probably there sulking with his posse

gyzym: oh my god i actually think

gyzym: jeff might have like

gyzym: one of those

gyzym: attractiveness breakdowns in beacon hills tbh

gyzym: because like, god love jeff

gyzym: but derek hale

gyzym: beats him

gyzym: in pretty much every hotness category

amazonziti: ahaha

gyzym: jeff can’t look directly at him

amazonziti: omg

gyzym: because it makes him want to cry

gyzym: AND NOT EVEN FOR THE REASONS PEOPLE USUALLY WANT TO CRY WHEN THEY LOOK AT DEREK HALE

amazonziti: jeff would start

amazonziti: taking off his shirt

amazonziti: ALL THE TIME

amazonziti: to try to keep up with like

amazonziti: the underage shirtless brigade

gyzym: yes yes yes

gyzym: and annie is like

gyzym: you’re embarrassing yourself

amazonziti: and shirley and lydia and allison and annie are like

amazonziti: jeff no

gyzym: YES

amazonziti: and like troy is wandering around shirtless too

amazonziti: with like his t-shirt tucked into his tool belt

amazonziti: and jeff has like a temper tantrum

amazonziti: because nobody is making TROY put his shirt on

gyzym: jfdsgfsdjkfh that was at abed’s instruction too

gyzym: in the middle of the second day abed was like

gyzym: you should take your shirt off

gyzym: for theme

amazonziti: theme is IMPORTANT

gyzym: and troy was just kind of like

gyzym: *shrug* alright

gyzym: but if i get cold i’m putting it back on!!

gyzym: and abed was like, fair

amazonziti: jeff is the most disgruntled

gyzym: fhjdskhfdskfhdskjf

gyzym: but okay mostly what i really really really

gyzym: really

gyzym: want

amazonziti: TELL ME

gyzym: is that moment

gyzym: when troy and scott

gyzym: are awake

gyzym: at like three in the morning

gyzym: playing

gyzym: journey to the center of hawkthorne

amazonziti: omg

gyzym: because scott did not believe troy

gyzym: when troy told him about it

gyzym: and abed copied the whole game

gyzym: and takes it with him places

gyzym: because he has hilda feelings that troy is not threatened by

gyzym: because hilda is a video game

gyzym: and troy is a person

amazonziti: can troy and scott like

amazonziti: somehow

amazonziti: get married in the video game

amazonziti: ?

gyzym: YES THEY TOTALLY CAN

amazonziti: because i think that would be beneficial

amazonziti: for everybody involved

gyzym: yes yes yes

gyzym: and while they’re playing scott is like

gyzym: OH MY GOD IT’S ACTUALLY AS INSANE AS YOU SAID IT WAS

gyzym: and troy is like DUDE I *KNOW*

gyzym: and scott is like, so your life is kind of adventures all the time, huh?

gyzym: and troy is like, yeah pretty much

gyzym: and scott is like, WE SHOULD BE PEN PALS

gyzym: and troy is like, OMG YES

amazonziti: omg pen pals

amazonziti: they would write each other SO DEVOTEDLY

gyzym: yes! and it’s not $7 to call scott either

gyzym: WHICH IS VERY EXCITING FOR TROY

gyzym: because it is nice to be able to call his pen pal

amazonziti: like once a week

amazonziti: on ruled paper

amazonziti: in an envelope

amazonziti: with a stamp

amazonziti: like SERIOUS LETTERS

amazonziti: front and back

amazonziti: about their adventures

gyzym: INTENSE

gyzym: LETTERS

gyzym: THAT THEY EACH LOOK FORWARD TO

gyzym: ALL WEEK

amazonziti: i’m sure troy includes sketches for scott

amazonziti: of the outfits the dean wears

gyzym: and scott does little drawings

gyzym: of the wolves

gyzym: cornering people

amazonziti: you can tell which wolf is derek

amazonziti: because it has a raincloud over its head

gyzym: fhdsjfhdskf

gyzym: omg omg omg

gyzym: and sometimes stiles adds little notes

gyzym: for abed

gyzym: and sometimes abed adds little notes

gyzym: for stiles

amazonziti: they send each other little usb drives

amazonziti: full of informational videos

amazonziti: and general snark

amazonziti: like i bet stiles just gets in the habit

amazonziti: of like using the voice recorder on his phone

amazonziti: to rant to abed

gyzym: oh my god yes

gyzym: only then eventually abed is like

gyzym: DO THIS IN TYPING STILES

gyzym: DON’T MAKE ME DO MORE AUDIO THAN I HAVE TO

gyzym: YOU TALK REALLY FAST

amazonziti: IT SAVES ME WORK TYPING IT UP MYSELF FOR MY MOVIE SCRIPTS

gyzym: FHDSJKFHDSFHDSJKFHDSFHDSFDS

gyzym: and so then

gyzym: scott and troy write every week

gyzym: and abed and stiles

gyzym: are like

gyzym: old-school internet friends

gyzym: like email threads

amazonziti: omg YES

gyzym: that go on forever

amazonziti: like one-liner after one-liner

amazonziti: of like BUT WHY to each other

gyzym: oh my god and every couple of weeks, when something really intense is about to go down

gyzym: stiles’ phone will buzz with a text message

gyzym: that says “don’t get cocky, kid”

gyzym: and sometimes it’s from abed’s number

gyzym: and sometimes it’s from troy’s

amazonziti: bless

gyzym: but stiles always knows who it’s from

gyzym: and it always makes him feel

gyzym: like they can do this

amazonziti: awwwwww stiles bb

amazonziti: i bet when scott and troy

amazonziti: and stiles and abed

amazonziti: are comparing notes

amazonziti: they realize that deaton and morrell

amazonziti: are in BOTH TOWNS

amazonziti: AT THE SAME TIME

gyzym: omg omg omg omg YES YES YES YES

gyzym: and i bet

gyzym: that stiles and abed

gyzym: have like

gyzym: DOZENS OF THEORIES

gyzym: about troy’s messiah-ness

amazonziti: NONE OF WHICH

amazonziti: ARE EVEN REMOTELY RIGHT

gyzym: AT ALL

gyzym: EVEN A LITTLE

gyzym: but it’s fun to guess

gyzym: I BET THEY VACATION TOGETHER

gyzym: WHEN THEY’RE ALL LIKE

gyzym: OLDER

amazonziti: yesssssss

gyzym: LIKE I BET

gyzym: TROY AND ABED

gyzym: GO TO BEACON HILLS

amazonziti: troy and scott are like LET’S GO CAMPING

gyzym: YESSSSSSSSS

amazonziti: and abed and stiles are like HM

gyzym: fhdjkfhdskfhdksf

gyzym: i bet sometimes

gyzym: troy and scott

gyzym: just go camping without them

gyzym: like sometimes they just

gyzym: MEET UP

gyzym: AT YELLOWSTONE OR WHATEVER

amazonziti: YEP

gyzym: and sometimes derek comes too

gyzym: and scott and derek run around as weres

gyzym: and troy chases them all over the place

amazonziti: troy repairs some of the redwoods that have been chopped down

gyzym: omg omg omg yes

amazonziti: in his spare time, i mean

gyzym: and i bet derek

gyzym: has never quite gotten over

gyzym: being more or less in awe of troy

amazonziti: omg

amazonziti: derek

amazonziti: LIVES

amazonziti: for troy’s hugs

amazonziti: in a reluctant angry way

amazonziti: with his sulky cat face on

gyzym: omg yes yes yes yes

gyzym: and like

gyzym: EVEN MORE

gyzym: FOR THOSE TIMES

gyzym: WHEN HE’S A WEREWOLF

gyzym: AND TROY IS LIKE

gyzym: AWWW

gyzym: YOU’RE A GIANT WOLF

gyzym: I’M GONNA PET YOU NOW

amazonziti: troy brings like a sack of tennis balls

amazonziti: to yellowstone park

amazonziti: and throws them for scott and derek

amazonziti: ALL WEEKEND LONG

gyzym: omg he doesn’t even have to bring tennis balls

gyzym: he can just like

gyzym: make things

gyzym: into frisbees

amazonziti: into BOOMERANGS

gyzym: YES

gyzym: GOD YES

amazonziti: omg most confused wolves though

amazonziti: like chasing the boomerang!!!! fun!!!!

amazonziti: OH NO NOW THE BOOMERANG IS CHASING US!!!!

gyzym: omg the first time derek interacts with a boomerang as a wolf

gyzym: he ends up on the ground

gyzym: with his paws

gyzym: over his head

amazonziti: derek does not have many coping skills okay

gyzym: AND THE FIRST TIME SCOTT INTERACTS WITH A BOOMERANG AS A WOLF

gyzym: IT HITS HIM IN THE ASS

gyzym: AND HE LAUGHS FOR LIKE

gyzym: HALF AN HOUR

amazonziti: omg scott

amazonziti: IT DOESN’T TAKE MUCH

amazonziti: i bet scott brings a boomerang home with him

amazonziti: and when he misses troy

amazonziti: he goes out into the woods

amazonziti: and throws it for himself

gyzym: omg yes yes yes yes

gyzym: and i bet eventually

gyzym: stiles gets over

gyzym: his troy jealousy

gyzym: because a) abed is pretty awesome

gyzym: b) troy made derek kind of better

gyzym: and c) scott loves troy and scott is usually not wrong about stuff like this

amazonziti: lol MOST JEALOUS STILES for a little while there though

gyzym: BUT YEAH FOR AWHILE STILES WAS SO JEALOUS IT HURT

amazonziti: right right of course it’s just

amazonziti: stiles was ready for girlfriends

amazonziti: HE WAS NOT READY FOR OTHER BOYFRIENDS

gyzym: YES YES

gyzym: especially not because he’d like

gyzym: JUST figured out the whole, oh hey

gyzym: i have feelings of the making out kind for derek and vice versa thing

gyzym: AND THEN SUDDENLY TROY BARNES

gyzym: SHOWING UP

gyzym: MAKING SCOTT LOVE HIM

gyzym: HUGGING DEREK

gyzym: BEING KISSED BY ABED WHO, OKAY, IS REALLY HOT

gyzym: and so for awhile it was

gyzym: EVERYONE LIKES TROY BETTER THAN MEEEEEEEEEEE

amazonziti: A CONVERGENCE OF CRISES

amazonziti: poor stiles

gyzym: but he got over himself dsjfhdsjkfhsd

gyzym: in part because i think eventually

gyzym: troy repairs stiles, too

gyzym: but like, not in the obvious

gyzym: WOW YOU NEED A HUG SO MUCH I AM JUST GONNA DO IT

gyzym: way he like, immediately imprinted with derek

amazonziti: right right

gyzym: but i think troy sort of

gyzym: sees some of abed in stiles, like, a lot of things are not the same at all but

gyzym: troy remembers when abed didn’t trust people like that

gyzym: and so he just kind of is like

gyzym: …..do you need to pants me

gyzym: because i am wearing my heart underwear

gyzym: because abed said some of you might be in college already

amazonziti: and stiles is like

amazonziti: well i don’t think it could HURT

amazonziti: pantsing could be worth a TRY

gyzym: hfjksfgdhfgdsf

gyzym: AND SOMEHOW

gyzym: THIS LEADS TO

gyzym: ALL THE TEEN WOLF DUDES

gyzym: GETTING PANTSED

gyzym: OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL DAYS

amazonziti: you know too

amazonziti: that every single time

amazonziti: lydia and shirley are there

amazonziti: like WHAT

amazonziti: AGAIN

amazonziti: WHY

gyzym: REALLY?!

amazonziti: IT WASN’T STUPID ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME?

amazonziti: YOU HAD TO TRY AGAIN?

gyzym: omg and lydia and shirley have

gyzym: endless

gyzym: arguments

gyzym: about religion

amazonziti: heck yeah they do

gyzym: where lydia is like, IT’S A CONSTRUCT MEANT TO PACIFY THE MASSES

gyzym: and shirley is like, IS THAT WHAT THEY TAUGHT YOU

gyzym: only eventually it becomes like

gyzym: less yelling and more

gyzym: lydia arguing for self-determinism

gyzym: and shirley arguing for the benefits of the idea of a guiding morality

gyzym: and everybody else

gyzym: kind of

gyzym: listening

gyzym: but carefully not getting involved

gyzym: because it’s clear

gyzym: they would be destroyed

amazonziti: STEAMROLLED

gyzym: AND MEANWHILE

gyzym: BACK AT THE RANCH

gyzym: DEAN PELTON IS LIKE

gyzym: WHERE IS JEFF’S STUDY GROUP

gyzym: PLEASE TELL ME I DID NOT BUY THIS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD COSTUME

gyzym: FOR NOTHING.

amazonziti: omg

amazonziti: i really

amazonziti: would love

amazonziti: for the dean to somehow be in on it

amazonziti: or get in on it

amazonziti: with deaton and morrell

gyzym: OMG

gyzym: WHAT IF THE DEAN

gyzym: AND DEATON

gyzym: GO WAY BACK

gyzym: IN A SEXY WAY

gyzym: LIKE WHAT IF THEY DATED IN COLLEGE

amazonziti: YES

gyzym: WELL COLLEGE FOR THE DEAN

gyzym: IT WAS A POST/MISSION THING

gyzym: FOR DEATON

amazonziti: BECAUSE YOU KNOW OF COURSE

amazonziti: THAT DEATON WAS QUEER

gyzym: IN THE ORIGINAL

gyzym: PILOT SCRIPT YES I DO

amazonziti: IN A SCRIPT that actually did not come to fruition

amazonziti: AUGH

gyzym: I KNOW

gyzym: I KNOW!!!

gyzym: but omg

gyzym: omg

gyzym: craig/alan for real though sudden otp omg

amazonziti: can they just like

amazonziti: be in TOTALLY RIDICULOUS LOVE

amazonziti: like can deaton be SO EMBARRASSED

amazonziti: and so enamored

amazonziti: and so extremely unimpressed with jeff

gyzym: yes and like just FEELINGS

gyzym: BECAUSE ALAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS SUPERNATURAL BEING AND HE WAS CRAIG’S FIRST REAL RELATIONSHIP AND LEFT HIM BECAUSE OF LIKE, ~I AM NOT SAFE FOR YOU~ REASONS ONLY NOTHING ELSE HAS EVER MEASURED UP

gyzym: FOR CRAIG

amazonziti: augh

gyzym: BECAUSE YEAH SURE HE’S TRIED ALMOST EVERYTHING AND HAS SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE LOOKING TO BE AWAKENED

gyzym: THE WAY ALAN AWAKENED HIM

gyzym: IN THOSE EARLY YEARS

amazonziti: what if the dean

amazonziti: only crushed on jeff

amazonziti: because of his leather jackets

gyzym: YES

amazonziti: which remind him of alan

amazonziti: omg

amazonziti: when jeff finds out