better than rocketship underpants:
amazonziti: ugh i would love like a chilly winter story
amazonziti: in which scott comes over like early on a sunday
amazonziti: and stiles is in bed in like MAJOR layered pajamas
amazonziti: and scott kicks off his shoes and POUNCES
amazonziti: like hobbes
amazonziti: because scott is hobbes
gyzym: YESSSSSSSSSS
amazonziti: and eventually gets under the covers
amazonziti: and possibly inside stiles’ pajama top with him
amazonziti: like EARLY MORNING SNUGGLE TIME YES
amazonziti: and stiles is like FUCK WHY
amazonziti: YOUR NOSE IS COLD
amazonziti: YOUR HANDS ARE COLD
amazonziti: YOUR FEET ARE COLD
amazonziti: THIS IS HORRIBLE
amazonziti: and scott is like ssssssh stiles i’m sleeping
gyzym: HFJKSHFJKDSFHKSD
gyzym: scott is like YOUR BED IS MORE COMFORTABLE THAN MINE
gyzym: and stiles is like WHY
gyzym: and scott’s like, because you’re in it
amazonziti: BECAUSE YOUR BED HAS YOU IN IT
gyzym: AND STILES CAN’T EVEN BE MAD
gyzym: AFTER THAT
gyzym: EVEN STILES
gyzym: CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT
amazonziti: he just makes a grumpy noise
amazonziti: and scott bites him on the shoulder
amazonziti: and like nuzzles into his neck
amazonziti: and sticks his hands down stiles’ pajama pants
amazonziti: and stiles is like DAMN IT SCOTT
amazonziti: and kicks around the blankets to make sure their feet are covered
amazonziti: probably papa stilinski sticks his head in the door on his way to work
amazonziti: all, did i hear scott come in?
amazonziti: because this has been happening
amazonziti: SINCE THEY WERE SEVEN
gyzym: hfdsjkhfdjskfhds
gyzym: I MADE EXTRA PANCAKES FOR SCOTT, STILES
amazonziti: THE COFFEE POT IS ON
amazonziti: IT’S DECAF THO
amazonziti: BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME HAVE REGULAR COFFEE
amazonziti: IF I CAN’T HAVE IT NEITHER CAN YOU
gyzym: and stiles is all like i’mhappyandproudofthepancakesleavenow
amazonziti: and scott is like HI MR. STILINSKI
amazonziti: and the sheriff is like … HI SCOTT
amazonziti: because all he can see of scott
amazonziti: is like the top of his head
amazonziti: because the rest of him is all tangled up with stiles and the blankets
gyzym: hjdhfjdf and stiles is like
gyzym: IS EVERYONE AGAINST ME SLEEPING
gyzym: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS
gyzym: IS THIS TARGETED WARFARE AGAINST MY SLEEPING HABITS
gyzym: and scott is like
gyzym: sorry mr. stilinski
gyzym: you know how he is
gyzym: in the mornings
amazonziti: and stiles is all !!!!!!!!!!! with indignation
gyzym: but like, sleepily
amazonziti: while his dad and scott commiserate
gyzym: like he half lifts his head
gyzym: to complain
gyzym: and then just kind of
gyzym: gives the hell up
gyzym: and pushes back into the pillow
gyzym: and tries to doze through the worst of
gyzym: his dad and scott talking about his failings
gyzym: because IT’S REALLY NOT FAIR
amazonziti: lolololol
gyzym: stiles should get to do this
gyzym: with scott’s mom
gyzym: like he does
gyzym: BUT THE REVERSE SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN
amazonziti: derek is super-grumpily jealous
amazonziti: he comes over at like 11 in the morning
amazonziti: mr. stilinski’s already at work
amazonziti: the whole house smells like happiness
amazonziti: because there is coffee on and the pancakes were left in the oven to keep warm
amazonziti: and there is turkey bacon on a plate
amazonziti: and stiles and scott are STILL IN BED
gyzym: oh my god no, scott’s awake and stiles is just like shuffling around after him still in his blanket even though he’s totally awake by this point, he’s just MAKING A POINT about how PEOPLE SHOULD LET HIM SLEEP
amazonziti: while derek has been up angsting since like 5:30 am
gyzym: hfsdhfjkahskdhjahfjdsfhds oh my god
gyzym: stiles is like
gyzym: eat some pancakes, dude
amazonziti: stop whining
amazonziti: and derek is like
amazonziti: HAVE YOU REALLY JUST GOTTEN UP
amazonziti: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SUNDAY
amazonziti: THERE COULD BE FOUL PLOTS AFOOT
gyzym: scott is like, afoot?
gyzym: really?
gyzym: how footed is stuff likely to get on a sunday, dude?
amazonziti: as he sits down at the dining room table
amazonziti: and tugs stiles and his blanket into his lap
gyzym: oh my god
gyzym: and stiles just
gyzym: huffs
gyzym: and leans his face down into the joint of scott’s shoulder and his neck
amazonziti: and drapes his blanket around scott’s shoulders too
gyzym: yesssssssssssssss
amazonziti: there should be more biting
amazonziti: i think scott is an affectionate biter
amazonziti: just like NOM hi best friend
gyzym: yes yes yes
gyzym: i feel like
gyzym: there is affectionate biting from scott
gyzym: and affectionate poking and jabbing from stiles
gyzym: and affectionate hair-ruffling from both of them
amazonziti: and affectionate petting from allison
amazonziti: because she is the only functional human
amazonziti: i want to bring allison in, sorry
gyzym: I AM ALWAYS DOWN WITH MORE ALLISON
amazonziti: i bet she learned pretty early
amazonziti: that if she wants to find scott on the weekends
amazonziti: she needs to find stiles
amazonziti: like a couple of times she went over to scott’s on sunday morning to surprise him
amazonziti: and ms. mccall was like oh honey
amazonziti: he left to divebomb stiles at like eight this morning
amazonziti: so now allison sleeps til she wakes up on sundays
amazonziti: and then puts her uggs and a sweatshirt on over her pajamas
amazonziti: and drives in like a festive beanie over to stiles’
gyzym: hfjsdkhfdsjkfhdsjkfds
amazonziti: to join in the puppy pile
gyzym: oh my god
gyzym: mr. stilinski
gyzym: the first time
gyzym: opened the door
gyzym: looked at her
gyzym: looked over his shoulder
gyzym: looked at her VERY HARD
gyzym: and then said
gyzym: ….oh
gyzym: you’re here for scott
amazonziti: ahahahaha
amazonziti: and she can hear stiles from inside the house going
amazonziti: YOU DON’T KNOW
amazonziti: THE HOT WARRIOR GIRL COULD BE HERE FOR ME
gyzym: fhsdjfhjsdk
amazonziti: SHUT UP, SCOTT
amazonziti: and mr. stilinski is like, warrior girl?
amazonziti: and allison is like, it’s maybe best not to ask
gyzym: fhsdjfkhdjskfsd papa stilinski is like I GET THAT A LOT LATELY
amazonziti: and mr. stilinski is like, there’s turkey bacon keeping warm in the microwave
amazonziti: don’t let stiles hog it
gyzym: and stiles is like
gyzym: LOL HOG
gyzym: to disparaging looks
amazonziti: hee
gyzym: and the words
gyzym: if you want to make that joke, son
gyzym: you’re going to have to let me eat real bacon
gyzym: from his father
amazonziti: UGH STILINSKIS <333333333
gyzym: STILINSKI FEELINGSSSSSSS
amazonziti: there has got to be some sunday
amazonziti: when allison comes over
amazonziti: and scott and stiles are still in bed
amazonziti: mr. stilinski lets her in and she goes upstairs
amazonziti: to this pile of boys and blankets
amazonziti: and she can’t see ANYBODY’S HANDS
amazonziti: and they’re sleeping so they’re not even trying to defend themselves
amazonziti: and she’s like
amazonziti: … i could ask what’s going on
amazonziti: and like start a fight or something
amazonziti: but it looks really fucking comfy in there
gyzym: ugh yesssss
amazonziti: so she just climbs in
amazonziti: she accidentally knees stiles in the stomach and he’s like WHAT
amazonziti: SCOTT IS ALREADY HERE
gyzym: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
amazonziti: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
amazonziti: WHO IS TORTURING ME
amazonziti: and allison’s like shut up, stiles
amazonziti: give me some pillow
gyzym: fhdkjfhkdsf
gyzym: stiles grumbles but agrees
gyzym: and scott throws an arm over her
gyzym: and then stiles throws an arm over his arm
amazonziti: scott doesn’t even wake up, lol, just adapts to allison being there
gyzym: YUP JUST PULLS HER UP AGAINST HIM
gyzym: IN HIS SLEEP
gyzym: AND SIGHS ALL HAPPY
amazonziti: and allison’s like
amazonziti: this is JUST AS COMFY as i thought it would be
amazonziti: and stiles is like SSSSSSSH
amazonziti: WE’RE SLEEPING
amazonziti: THIS IS THE NAPPING HOUSE
gyzym: and oh man, the first time derek catches them like that after whatever the derek/stiles singularity is in this story
gyzym: HE JUST SITS DOWN
gyzym: IN STILES’ COMPUTER CHAIR
gyzym: AND GLARES
amazonziti: ahahahahaha
gyzym: BUT WON’T WAKE THEM UP
gyzym: until scott
gyzym: like, senses him
gyzym: and lifts his head
gyzym: and kind of blinks at derek
gyzym: and is like
gyzym: why’re you over there?
gyzym: the bed is…over here….
amazonziti: and stiles is like WHAT
amazonziti: there are already THREE PEOPLE IN HERE
amazonziti: and scott’s like, shut up, stiles
amazonziti: it’s DEREK
amazonziti: he’s INVENTING LONELINESS FOR HIMSELF
gyzym: and derek is like WELL IF YOU LIKE THEM BETTER THAN ME STILES
gyzym: and stiles throws a pillow at him
gyzym: and then is like
gyzym: ……bring it back
gyzym: when you come over here
gyzym: i meant to throw something less vital to my life
amazonziti: take your shoes off first, i did laundry yesterday
amazonziti: and you are not very civilized
gyzym: hskjdfhs;dfhdsjfhdsf
gyzym: and derek glares
gyzym: and very pointedly takes off his shoes and his jacket
amazonziti: and there’s some indecipherable flopping around in the bed
amazonziti: as stiles and scott and allison do some crucial rearranging
amazonziti: and stiles lifts up a corner of the blanket
amazonziti: and goes, WELL?
gyzym: shfjksdhfdkjfhdjskfs
amazonziti: and allison’s like
amazonziti: DAMN IT DEREK
amazonziti: YOU ARE LETTING THE COLD AIR IN
gyzym: and scott just kind of
gyzym: smiles at him
gyzym: and raises his eyebrows hopefully
gyzym: and it’s really scott that gets him, in the end
amazonziti: augh his sweet little face
gyzym: because it’s hard to argue with that look
gyzym: EVEN FOR DEREK
gyzym: and so he just kind of like
gyzym: rolls his eyes
gyzym: and gets in the bed
amazonziti: stiles promptly sticks one hand up his shirt and one down his pants
amazonziti: everybody settles in
amazonziti: there are limbs everywhere
amazonziti: there is not enough pillow
amazonziti: and derek is like
amazonziti: this should be terrible
amazonziti: i should hate this
amazonziti: i should feel claustrophobic
amazonziti: AND YET
gyzym: and stiles is like, you can do that later
gyzym: same angst time, same angst channel
amazonziti: and allison is like SSSSSSSSSSSSH
amazonziti: WE’RE SLEEPING
gyzym: and derek is all like
gyzym: UGH FINE
gyzym: and closes his eyes
amazonziti: and FALLS ASLEEP
amazonziti: DURING THE DAY
amazonziti: like there is NOTHING AFOOT
gyzym: oh my god stiles is still kind of awake when that happens
gyzym: and he kind of
gyzym: pulls back a little
gyzym: in surprise/to check
gyzym: and derek is asleep on one side of him
gyzym: and allison is asleep on the other side
amazonziti: he tries to do a little flail
amazonziti: but all of his limbs are occupied
gyzym: but scott’s awake
gyzym: and stiles raises his eyebrows at scott like
gyzym: HOLY SHIT LOOK
gyzym: LOOK WHAT WE HAVE ACHIEVED
gyzym: WITH THE POWER OF CUDDLES
amazonziti: and scott bites his shoulder
amazonziti: like NOM SUCCESS
gyzym: and then they fall asleep too
gyzym: and everything
gyzym: is beautiful.
amazonziti: the end.
