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people sharing their embarassing sex stories makes me feel so much better about my own thank you U_U

dude i love all of my embarrassing sex stories. SEX IS EMBARRASSING. human bodies, when naked and pressed together, do unanticipated and often mortifying shit. NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT THE EMBARRASSING SEX YOU HAVE HAD, BECAUSE TBH I THINK EVERYONE WHO HAS HAD SEX HAS HAD EMBARRASSING SEX? sex is just like that sometimes, it is nothing to worry about <3 <3 <3