remyblue asked: Curse you! You have re-awakened my Gimli/Legolas FEELINGS. Out of curiosity do you have any fic recs?

okay everyone I PROMISE I’M GOING TO STOP POSTING THINGS FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR AFTER THIS, but just as a general thing: y’all should never ask me for fic recs because i will never be able to help you! this is not because i don’t read a ton of awesome fic; this is not even because i don’t finish reading fics and go “i want to rec this!” the minute i’m done on the regular. this is because I AM THE LEAST ORGANIZED PERSON ALIVE and have a memory like a goldfish, and so within about three seconds of finishing a story i can no longer remember a) what it was called b) who wrote it or c) where to find it. TRY AO3. and i think there’s an old-school archive from the first round of LOTR fandom somewhere, but i don’t… actually… know where? i’m sorry, i’m useless in this arena, it’s a character flaw.

(seriously though: least organized person alive. I WAS OUT IN PUBLIC WITH MY SHIRT ON INSIDE-OUT TODAY AND DIDN’T REALIZE IT FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR. TODAY. THAT HAPPENED TODAY. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ME AT ALL.)