khaleesi asked: tell me you've seen the Three Musketeers from like a year ago with Orlando Bloom in it. tell me that glorious clusterfuck of a non-film has graced your eyes.

omg i have not, THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN POST-HASTE OMG, it’s orlando bloom and terrible cinema and orlando bloom inĀ terrible cinema, BEHOLD ALL MY GREATEST LOVES COMBINEDĀ