not language but a map

writer, reader, eater of bagels. cracking inappropriate jokes to cut tension since 1989.
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but where is the fic where captain kirk and captain america and captain jack harkness and captain jack sparrow and captain planet and captain hook and robin williams’s character from dead poets society get together once a month to drink captain morgan while they eat captain crunch