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#Because Erik would totally do this. In the middle of the night him and Charles are in bed and Erik will randomly call out Stainless Steel and go back to sleep straight away while Charles will be all What the fuck man. And he’ll look at Erik’s dreams and Erik is dreaming of cutlery except the cutlery is doing Be My Guest from Beauty and the Beast and oddly the candlestick sounds like Alex and Charles will be like Thank God you’re pretty Erik otherwise I’d kick you out of this bed right now. And Erik will trololol in his sleep.

#Because Erik would totally do this. In the middle of the night him and Charles are in bed and Erik will randomly call out Stainless Steel and go back to sleep straight away while Charles will be all What the fuck man. And he’ll look at Erik’s dreams and Erik is dreaming of cutlery except the cutlery is doing Be My Guest from Beauty and the Beast and oddly the candlestick sounds like Alex and Charles will be like Thank God you’re pretty Erik otherwise I’d kick you out of this bed right now. And Erik will trololol in his sleep.