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April 19, 2013
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Chris Pine, recieves of the Male Star of the Year Award at the CinemaCon awards ceremony - April 18, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

(Source: dailypine, via radiophile)

Tags: god i i just GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH CHRIS PINE OH MY GOD WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THIS?!?! WHY WITH YOUR STUPID BEARD AND YOUR LONG FINGERS AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN WEARING??? WHY DOES IT MAKE YOU LOOK THE WAY THAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK I MEAN ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME ????????????? THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU CHRIS PINE EXCEPT VICIOUSLY AND VIOLENTLY HATELOVE YOU ON THE INTERNET YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO THESE LENGTHS!!!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE IT TO THIS LEVEL!!!!! and cut your FUCKING hair just jesus fucking christ

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April 14, 2013
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atomicblonde: rectumofglory: im having a hard time coping with mr salt and pepper beard here i feel like going on both a mating frenzy and killing spree

atomicblonde:

rectumofglory:

im having a hard time coping with mr salt and pepper beard here

i feel like going on both a mating frenzy and killing spree

(via numbtongue)

Tags: oh my god no nononononononononono *curls up in a small ball and never ever uncurls forever* WHY CHRIS PINE *WHY* seriously you guys: why why is this happening to me i hate it make stop MAKE STOP WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN MAKE THIS PIE

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April 14, 2013
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jenlynn820:

Chris Pine attends LACOSTE L!VE Desert Pool Party In Celebration Of Coachella on April 13, 2013 in Thermal, California.

(Source: thedeependofthepool, via leighway)

Tags: i gasped out loud when i saw this; chris pine why i hate you why can someone make this less egregious by making the au i want exist you know the jim/bones one where jim and his buddies spock and nyota go to a festival together and they've been talking about it for ever and it's great except that spock and nyota just got together and JIM'S HAPPY FOR THEM REALLY but this was supposed to be about celebrating the end of college and now jim's the third wheel and THAT'S why he tried to crowd-surf okay? jesus (the grouchy medical volunteer he's explaining this to -- the one trying to determine whether or not he's concussed -- is having none of it MOSH PITS ARE DANGER AND INJURY WRAPPED IN DRUG ABUSE AND NOISE) don't look at me oh and beam me up scotty WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN MAKE THIS PIE

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January 12, 2013
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Orlando Bloom for Men’s Health

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Tags: no stop why WHY ARE YOU FEEDING THAT DOG A TREAT OUT OF YOUR OWN MOUTH ORLANDO BLOOM LIKE REALLY *REALLY* WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME HERE AND SHOOT ME IT WOULD BE LESS PAINFUL oh my god this entire gifset is a heart attack captured in stunning technicolor and delivered to my doorstep NO IT'S FINE ORLANDO BLOOM THAT'S FINE JUST HUG THE DOG AND LOOK AT THE DOG LIKE YOU'RE TALKING TO IT (because you probably think you are) (you strike me as the type of person who believes deep down that they can ~commune with nature~) (which is what mAKES THIS WHOLE THING SO HORRIBLE) JUST GO AHEAD ORLANDO BLOOM IT'S GOOD IT'S FINE I DIDN'T NEED MY HEART EYEBALLS OR ABILITY YO CONVERT O2 TO CO2 ANYWAY SO YOU JUST GO THE FUCK AHEAD ORLANDO BLOOM I HATE YOU

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January 07, 2013
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bigbigtruck: soltian: jareds-assalecki: okay so my dad finally found his copy of the two towers and oh mY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINFG WHENEVER I SEE IT LOO K AT LEGOLAS’ MULLET CZKLANXNKSKAHX AND GIMLI’S JUST STARIUNG INTO THE DISTANCE OH THERE IT IS, THIS IS THE COVER I KEEP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT!! I used to own this exact copy, I have no idea where it went to, and when I first read the book I was constantly flipping it over going “wow okay so the INSIDE of this book is my favorite thing ever but what the FREAK IS GOING ON ON THIS COVER”. Let romance cover Legolas softly caress your stony heart into loving him, Gimli, because he’ll never give up. Haaaah, I have this paperback! The thing that always got me about it was Legolas’ terrible wig. WIIIIIIG. …okay that’s it. go on without me, tumblr, it’s too much, i’ve fallen and i don’t think i even want to get up

bigbigtruck:

soltian:

jareds-assalecki:

okay so my dad finally found his copy of the two towers and oh mY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINFG WHENEVER I SEE IT

LOO K AT LEGOLAS’ MULLET CZKLANXNKSKAHX AND GIMLI’S JUST STARIUNG INTO THE DISTANCE

OH THERE IT IS, THIS IS THE COVER I KEEP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT!! I used to own this exact copy, I have no idea where it went to, and when I first read the book I was constantly flipping it over going “wow okay so the INSIDE of this book is my favorite thing ever but what the FREAK IS GOING ON ON THIS COVER”. Let romance cover Legolas softly caress your stony heart into loving him, Gimli, because he’ll never give up.


Haaaah, I have this paperback! The thing that always got me about it was Legolas’ terrible wig. WIIIIIIG.

…okay that’s it. go on without me, tumblr, it’s too much, i’ve fallen and i don’t think i even want to get up

(via somethingexploding)

Tags: HELP WHY BRINGING A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO 'LEGOLAS HAIR' i don't think he knows about second breakfast

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October 04, 2012
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Tags: WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS THIS IS NOT FAIR

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September 23, 2012
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Tags: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY SIR. WHY.

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September 13, 2012
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posts i just found in my drafts that i don’t remember writing, oh my GOD:

from the seemingly endless file of teen wolf fics I want to will into existence so i can read them:

the one where, because they like to be outdoors and kept active, a lot of werewolves end up living/working in or around the festival circuit

i mean really I just want derek hale at bonaroo or lolla or all good or FOLLOWING WIDESPREAD PANIC or something

…but probably not at burning man now that I think about it

GODDAMN IT

Tags: I THINK I MUST NOT HAVE POSTED THIS OUT OF RAGE AT RUNNING INTO A 'DEREK'S FAMILY BURNED ALIVE' JOKE BY MISTAKE WHICH JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE OH MY GOD JUST WHY EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE teenage mutant misanthropic lycanthropes

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June 01, 2012
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Tags: WHY JUST I CAN'T RENNER RENNNNNNER

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May 24, 2012
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good viking boys know to bear houses

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YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU WANT ME TO FOCUS YOU SHOULD DRESS LIKE A PRIEST

mostly because you’re walking kind of funny and singing birthday sex under your breath again

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Tags: true story: i do not know the story behind any of these tags except 'good viking boys know to bear houses' that is an eric tag OH WHAT ERIC? YOU SAY WHY ERIC NORTHMAN OF COURSE eric northman please have my blood-hungry vampiric bordering on evil overly ambitious revenge-bent babies ERIC NORTHMAN WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE eric northman for god king of louisiana ....also zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that tag brought to you by 'i needed a tag beginning with z to fill out this meme'

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