sailaweigh:

joannaestep:

houseofwonderandchaos:

thatashhole:

Robert Downey Jr., 2010.

Oh my good Sir, when do you do this to me?

Well DAMN!

I want to draw him like one of my french girls.

That fucking cigar! ::thud::

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via jeremyfuckyourenner)

Tags: morning poptart and heyyyyy darling can we just talk about how much we need to write the fic where tony's a modern day like fucking CRIME BOSS SON like howard stark isn't an arms manufacturer he's an arms DEALER and tony's young and wild and spoiled rotten and obie's running the operation really and if he doesn't think about what they do too hard it doesn't matter and it's all like seedy and gritty and YOU CAN DO THE SCENES WITH MURDERS i know how you like that and then there's steve and steve's uh i don't know this is an idea in progress in tags WAIT STEVE'S ONE OF TONY'S CLIENTS but really small time and only because he is totally an at-night vigilante because it's a totally different world because THINK of how different the landscape of the world would look if howard stark was a black market arms dealer if he made and sold his own weapons I MEAN JESUS CHRIST THAT'D BE A SCARY PLACE TO LIVE and tony just feeds into it because it's normal for him only it's hard to reconcile that with steve who keeps coming to him for these ridiculous things 'can you make me a shield i can throw?' 'how many grenades do you think one of those things could hold?' and then he uses it to FIGHT FOR JUSTICE or what passes for justice as close to justice as is around anyway AND OBVIOUSLY AWESOME VIGILANTE WINTER SOLDIER and just like fdjshfjskdfkdsf CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AN *IRONIC* NAME CHOICE TONY SLIDING INTO IRON MAN BY ACCIDENT SO HE'S A CRIMINAL BY DAY AND A VIGILANTE JUSTICE FIGHTER BY NIGHT JFHSJKFHDSKFJS LITERALLY ACTUALLY FIGHTING HIMSELF BECAUSE TONY STARK'S ALWAYS A BATTLE OF WILLS and anyway the point was: in that story this is totes how tony sits in a car