not language but a map

dubbledeckerbus:

omg

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

nautilusl2:

Gimli looks like an old man! D: I don’t know how to stop it, he’s supposed to be nerdy/hipster *laments

For a kink meme fill

I just want Gimli and Legolas to get fangasms over World of Warcraft, conventions, physics, Game of Thrones, whatever. I don’t care. Just make them all cute and nerdy. With 50’s style glasses, knitted cardigans, discussions about fandoms.

There already is some adorable fanart for the prompt, but I read the minifill thats also attatched to the prompt and fell in love. I wanted to get in on the action too.

“Look. Legolas. I understand what you’re saying—” 

“Oh, I doubt it.” 

“See, there you go again! Is it so hard for you to drop the brat act for seven seconds? Are you honestly too spoiled and, and blond to let up with the constant impression of—” 

“Gimli, I swear to god, if you compare me Draco Malfoy again I will show your father your tumblr.” 

“Please. Like he’d even believe you if you did. He’d — hah — you know what, I never thought I’d actually get the chance to whip out ‘He’d cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can’t stand you,’ in casual conversation.”  

“Two things: one, that movie wasn’t nearly as funny as you led me to believe, and two, I’d really avoid mentioning anything related to trolls if I were you, Gimli.”

“Gah! You’re so — it’s so — LOOK, man, my point is, I understand where you’re coming from, and I appreciate the assorted heroics of Steve Rogers too, but Bucky Barnes killed Hitler! Bucky Barnes, Legolas. It’s just fact. Fuck, you’re such an asshole.” 

“You wound me with your cutting words. Really. My soul bleeds. How will I ever go on. “ 

“You know, I really don’t know why I hang out with you.”

(Source: linaii, via girlwithg0ldeyes)

ngoziu:

(Referencing “RELUCTANT KING ARAGORN” from THIS POST by Gyzym which made me cry with laughter. Tears. Down my face.)

OH MY ACTUAL GOD 

THERE ARE NOT WORDS FOR THE JOYFUL FEELINGS THAT I AM FEELING

ngoziu:

gyzym: “ALL I WANT TO DO IS RUN AROUND IN THE WOODS GETTING MUDDY AND WEARING FILTHY LEATHER AND OCCASIONALLY HAVING ELF SEX AND BEING KING OF NO ONE!!”

(Referencing “RELUCTANT KING ARAGORN” from THIS POST by Gyzym which made me cry with laughter. Tears. Down my face.)

OH MY GOD

alyssakorea:

Hahahahah ugghhh god, I can’t believe I did this

(via irrelevantkhaleesi)

leupagus:

jgaskisanerd:

and-raspberry-jam-and-apple-tart:

killerweasel:

Bifur information from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Visual Companion

BOFUR AND BOMBUR ARE ALSO TOYMAKERS. OH MY HEART.

You don’t need the Visual Companion, I said.

You already have so many Hobbit-film books, I said.

The Visual Companion can’t possibly contain information you don’t know, I said.

Why are you always so wrong about everything, I said.

MONSTROUS TOYS

I WANT ONE

a) I think Bifur might officially be my fave whoops (this whole thing, the fist pump of joy for other people’s hugs, plus he had me at trying to cook the lettuce I’m not gonna lie) and 

b) ….DOES THIS MEAN THAT THERE IS THE CHANCE THAT WHEN FILI AND KILI WERE WEE BB DWARVES THEY PLAYED WITH HORRIBLE MONSTER TOYS. DOES THIS MEAN THAT BABY GIMLI, AS THIS QUEST IS HAPPENING, IS IN POSSESSION OF HORRIBLE MONSTER TOYS HE IS TOO OLD FOR BUT SECRETLY HIDES IN HIS RUCKSACK BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANT GLOIN OR HIS MOM TO TELL HIM TO GIVE THEM TO A YOUNGER DWARF WHO MIGHT WANT TO PLAY WITH THEM.

HELP ME. HELP.