thoughts on desolation of smaug, having now seen it approximately a million years later than i meant to
2. other stuff happened probably but LEGOLAS
3. L E G O L A S
4. previous three thoughts brought to you by the thirteen year old version of me that still lives inside my soul (LEGOLAS)
5. modern AU where nobody dies and kili and tauriel have a million babies and thorin like, i don’t know, learns to fucking meditate or something; modern AU where the arkenstone is what thorin calls bilbo’s dick (because dude needs to CALM IT DOWN ABOUT THAT THING); modern AU where bofur’s john belushi in animal house
6. completely impossible for me to take a dragon talking in bandicoot crumblypatch’s voice even remotely seriously, i kept being like “lol harmonious bandersnatch” and giggling during what were meant to be suspenseful moments
7. SO MANY LEGOLAS/GIMLI THOUGHTS I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN
8. someone please tell me there’s already a gif of that scene where legolas wipes at his nosebleed that says “NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD.” it was all i could think in the theater. it’s What The World Needs .