Gimli looks like an old man! D: I don’t know how to stop it, he’s supposed to be nerdy/hipster *laments
For a kink meme fill
I just want Gimli and Legolas to get fangasms over World of Warcraft, conventions, physics, Game of Thrones, whatever. I don’t care. Just make them all cute and nerdy. With 50’s style glasses, knitted cardigans, discussions about fandoms.
There already is some adorable fanart for the prompt, but I read the minifill thats also attatched to the prompt and fell in love. I wanted to get in on the action too.
“Look. Legolas. I understand what you’re saying—”
“Oh, I doubt it.”
“See, there you go again! Is it so hard for you to drop the brat act for seven seconds? Are you honestly too spoiled and, and blond to let up with the constant impression of—”
“Gimli, I swear to god, if you compare me Draco Malfoy again I will show your father your tumblr.”
“Please. Like he’d even believe you if you did. He’d — hah — you know what, I never thought I’d actually get the chance to whip out ‘He’d cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can’t stand you,’ in casual conversation.”
“Two things: one, that movie wasn’t nearly as funny as you led me to believe, and two, I’d really avoid mentioning anything related to trolls if I were you, Gimli.”
“Gah! You’re so — it’s so — LOOK, man, my point is, I understand where you’re coming from, and I appreciate the assorted heroics of Steve Rogers too, but Bucky Barnes killed Hitler! Bucky Barnes, Legolas. It’s just fact. Fuck, you’re such an asshole.”
“You wound me with your cutting words. Really. My soul bleeds. How will I ever go on. “
“You know, I really don’t know why I hang out with you.”