lokiloo asked: Hey they are a super cute couple I want to write a little but for them WHOOPS NOW IT'S 50,000000000000 WORDS LONG OH DEAR.
GODDAMN, THIS ISN’T EVEN IMPERSONATION, THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH OF MY EXISTENCE FDHSJKFSD
jadinacookie asked: I am the great Sorceress Gyzm, word smith extroadinaire. See as before your very eyes I take the stories you think you know and twist them, the characters you love and make you feelings for them grow, flip genders and rearrange the universe into something new, something beautiful. Come my followers, let me guide down you the garden path and into the forest where adventure awaits you...
ARE YOU SURE IT’S ADVENTURE WAITING IN THAT FOREST, TYPICALLY WHEN I ENTER FORESTS I FIND A) BUGS AND B) UNEXPECTED WATER AND C) FALLING DOWN, NO ONE SHOULD EVER FOLLOW ME INTO WOODED AREAS, I AM NOT GOOD AT BEING IN CHARGE OF NOT BECOMING LOST EVEN IN PLACES WHERE THERE ARE SIGNS AND ROADS
and also fjhdsfjksd GOD YOU GUYS ARE TOO NICE TO ME <3
no0lcue asked: Hi I'm gyzym, and I am swell and hilarious and no I was not aware my name meant semen when I chose it. Oh hey! As if I wasn't cool enough already I WRITE! FANFIC! Have some excessive headcanon and soul-crushing feels that leave you lying on the floor in a pile of hurt-happy-sad-hysterical-laughing. Say goodbye to to productivity and hello to hours of reading fic.
ghjsdkhfdsjkf <3!!!
also, “say goodbye to productivity” should be the tagline for my life
myownknight asked: DUDE. I totally had this great idea that I so want to write a fic about how, like, Captain America meets Logan from Xmen and Spiderman at a bar, and they all have a drinking competion, and it would be so awesome!! But I'm so sleepy. But it would be so cool. Gah!! decisions!!!
Wait no dude that is legitimately a brilliant idea for a fic, LOGAN AND STEVE WOULD BE THE BEST/WORST DRINKING BUDDIES because they both have that crazy healing factor, they’d literally DRINK BARS TO THE GROUND while poor Peter passed out after like, his fourth beer
….NOT REALLY DISPROVING YOUR POINT, AM I :D
endquestionmark asked: HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS, I HATE POSSUMS and postcard is a genius have i mentioned that lately LOTS OF CAPSLOCK AND VAGUELY SPHERICAL DOGS and beautiful words SEBASTIAN STAN and FEELS FROM YOUR HEARTBREAD /insert a novel in the tags and also matt bomer and STEEEEEEEEVE
INSERT A NOVEL IN THE TAGS IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THIS BLOG EVER
