big spoon/little spoon: Depends on who you ask. According to Shawn, Gus is the little spoon, because he can’t sleep if he’s not being held by a pair of strong, masculine arms. According to Gus, “Shawn, please. I hope you know how ridiculous you sound right now; we both know who the person in this relationship who likes to be—” and then he never gets any further because Shawn finds a way to stop him talking (usually sticking unexpected food in his mouth). The truth is that Gus usually is the little spoon, but that’s because Gus believes in structure and order and being in bed by midnight, and Shawn believes in staying up until four in the morning marathoning episodes of Robot Chicken while he eats Trix directly out of the box; when he finally does crawl into bed, he tends to turn on his side, throw an arm across Gus’s waist, and use the corner of Gus’s pillow.
favorite non-sexual activity: Jerk chicken.
from the seemingly endless file of teen wolf fics I want to will into existence so i can read them:
the one where, because they like to be outdoors and kept active, a lot of werewolves end up living/working in or around the festival circuit
i mean really I just want derek hale at bonaroo or lolla or all good or FOLLOWING WIDESPREAD PANIC or something
…but probably not at burning man now that I think about it
that awkward moment when it’s three in the morning and you’re struck once again by the fact that robert downey junior actually is tony stark in real life
Oh god oh god oh god, okay. So earlier I saw this gorgeous photoset; I reblogged it, and you guys should click and check it out, it’s SO PRETTY OH MAN. letsallcry, YOU ROCK. In case you cannot click, here is what is shown: it’s two images, the top one being Howard in Captain America leaning up against a piece of his tech, and the bottom one being Tony in IM2, staring at the projection of his father’s new element. Beneath the images, there’s this Howard quote from IM2: “I’m limited by the technology of my time, but one day, you’ll figure this out.” AND BECAUSE OF THIS I’VE REALIZED SOMETHING I WISH I DIDN’T KNOW, which, now, we must talk about.
Just for a second, try to imagine you’re Howard Stark. You’re the best engineer America has to offer, so you’re a genius—hell, for all intents and purposes, you’re the genius. In your relative youth, you are exposed to weapons created by a power source so far beyond the scope of modern technology that it’s staggering; a few years later, you locate that power source, which is still far too advanced for you to make heads or tails of. You do what you can; you help found an agency dedicated to dealing with situations such as these, you learn and design absolutely as much as you can, you apply all of your considerable genius to the problem. You do all you can, but it’s not enough. You are limited by the technology of your time. You have seen war, lost a soldier (and a friend) who you thought to be invincible—you are all too aware of your own mortality. The power source still exists, with so much untold potential it’s almost painful to look at. You could change the world, but you are running out of time. It’s not going to be enough. Even you cannot overcome the barrier that mortality presents. What do you do?
Well, it’s pretty obvious, isn’t it. You have a child.
so you know guy fieri right
this dude on food network
WELL, I HAVE A STORY.
my aunt lived in the same apartment complex with him, same hallway even, when they were younger.
he was like three or something and she was maybe ten?
he pooped in the middle of the hallway
literally pulled his pants down and just took a shit right there
and my aunt saw it and ran to tell his mom or her mom or something
but guy saw her running to tell, and so went into my aunt’s apartment since she left the door open and got her dog to come out in the hallway
and by the time my aunt had a parent up there, her dog was sitting in the hallway next to the shit, and guy blamed it on the dog
and they believed him
so to this day
whenever i see a picture of him
i say out loud “i don’t watch his show, he shits on floors and blames it on puppies”