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dude, I would not even count that as partisan. I am actually convinced that all the GOP candidates are actually fucking nuts. Or just. have no idea what reality is anymore. Even my dad thinks they are out of their minds and he is staunchly republican

Augh, I know! I slant liberal on pretty much all social issues, and I mostly vote Democrat, but I have been known to vote Republican in like, state and local elections! And if you gave me a choice between, say, a sane Republican candidate and the liberal version of Rick Santorum for president? I WOULD VOTE REPUBLICAN, I will not even lie.

This is just…ugh, this is really terrifying. The way these candidates are behaving, and the increasing tonal breakdown, and this birth control/anti-choice spiral that’s making me sick to my stomach whenever I read about it, and just all of itttt. I do not understand how this happeneddddd, I don’t understand what the strategy is here, nothing makes sense, help

…because here in the UK we only support the rights given us by Satan as out beloved Demonic Overlord. Also we kick puppies and push old ladies into the street.

CLEARLY.

Does it not…actually occur to people…who are running to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN THE MOST GLOBALIZED SOCIETY IN HISTORY that it is maybe a bad idea to say shit that NEEDLESSLY INSULTS EVERY OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH