not language but a map

the solution to this is for you to stop pushing new fandoms at me

BUT I KNOW YOU WILL NOT

so we are at an impasse 

i think you mean

DEATHSSAROLE 

(no seriously that’s what i’ve told my family it is called, thanksgiving is a time for fucking with your loved ones) 

FALSE, I LEARNED THAT SHIT FROM INA GARTEN 

HOECHLIN CAN BE MANY THINGS OKAY

MANY

THINGS

go team go:

so, i’m crashing at somethingexploding’s place because my power and heat are still out and she’s amazing, and in a rewatch of s1 teen wolf we realized that we do not know what the beacon hills team mascot is! naturally, the next step here was to google some of the fauna of northern california and come to a decision.

OUR SHORTLIST: 

Beacon Hills Sperm Whales 
Beacon Hills Vagrant Shrews
Beacon Hills Hoary Bats 
Beacon Hills Alan’s Big Ear Bats
Beacon Hills Pocketed Free-tailed Bats
Beacon Hills Mountain Cottontails
Beacon Hills Possums  NO 
Beacon Hills Mountain Beavers
Beacon Hills Northern Flying Squirrels
Beacon Hills Least Chipmunks

• somethingexploding: least chipmunks…they’re almost chipmunks, but not quite.
• gyzym:  THEY’RE WERECHIPMUNKS

Beacon Hills Stephen’s Kangaroo Rats
Beacon Hills Spiny Pocket Mice 
Beacon Hills Muskrats
Beacon Hills Ermines
Beacon Hills Prong Horns
Beacon Hills Barbery Sheeps

AND OUR CONCLUSION: THE BEACON HILLS FERAL DOGS. 

(eta: apparently they are the cyclones. we chose to reject that reality and replace it with our own.)

somethingexploding replied to your post: Wait I am confused. Is scott/logan actually canon,…

the artists are largely pro comics people, too— that’s the really amazing part of it all

YES, ugh my Gutters feelings are myriad and all positive 

somethingexploding asked: DEREK HALE GETS LOST IN THE WOODS /ALL THE TIME/. SOMEONE FINALLY REALIZES THAT'S WHY HE'S SO GRUMPY.

I AM NOT WRITING THIS BUT PUBLISHING IT BECAUSE IT IS A BEAUTIFUL FIC ALL BY ITSELF 

SPOOKY; SCARY 

for real though actual bar mitzvahs would probably be less spooky/scary with the addition of werewolves

i mean less boring at the very least

like have you ever been to an oneg, that grape juice/wine/challah combo is NEVER as delicious as it looks

AND THERE IS ALSO NO SOUND LESS APPEALING THAN A 13-YEAR-OLD WHO ISN’T YOUR IMMEDIATE FLESH AND BLOOD ENTHUSIASTICALLY BUTCHERING HEBREW CHANTS 

I WARNED YOU THAT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS 

I WARNED YOU THAT THE FEELS WERE REACHING CRITICAL MASS

I TRIED TO TELL YOUUUUUU

BECAUSE I’M NOT DONE WITH THEM YET. when it is finished you will see all of it!! and it’ll probably be like 30,000 words long or something equally horrifying because i’m broken, WAIT ANOTHER DAY OR TWO AND YOU WILL HAVE MORE WORDS THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH