not language but a map

sometimes i wish there was a show called “superheroes on the couch” that was like a fly-on-the-wall type thing where we watched assorted fan favorites work through their savior complexes and death wishes and inherent deadpoolness, in the case of deadpool

but then i remember that it would inevitably involve watching bruce wayne sobbing about how his parents are dead for hundreds of dollars an hour

and it seems like not as good of an idea